Zoe-

You are a lunatic. And I reckon that you'd be much better off if you set yourself on fire.

You're also useless and very unreliable. You murder your victims with your vagina, Zoe. And let's just face it; you're unstoppable. You may not be the supreme, but there's obviously something special about you because you're the lead character and otherwise you'd be more boring than you already are.

To be honest, I'm quite jealous of you, Zoe. You get to use your vagina as a weapon, and mine just gets used against me.

But seriously, often times when you observe an explicit film at the theater, they only show one sex scene throughout the whole thing. Somehow, whoever fucking wrote this show managed to squeeze two sex scenes and me getting raped into forty minutes. That's awfully screwy.

Anyway, back to you, Zoe. You may think that this whole "witchcraft/bitchcraft" thing is all fun and games, but I can assure you that it's not. Witches get raped, Zoe. Witches are falsely accused of every crime known to man. Witches are burned at the stake. You are a witch. You will suffer the consequences of it.

That's all for now, Zoe. Just remember one thing-

Stay goth.

-Madison Montgomery