Disclaimer: Don't own it, never did, never will
Summary: Ruby gets out of the Devil's Trap.
"How did you get out of the Devil's Trap?"
"What you don't know about me could fill a book"
"And I wish you'd shut your pie-hole. But we don't always get what we want."
Ruby stood under the Devil's Trap fuming. She was gonna skin him alive. And she was gonna enjoy doing it. Slowly. Brother of the Anti-Christ be damned.
But first things first. They thought they could hold her with a devil's trap. She'll show them . Now what was the incantation again.
Ruby lowered her head and began chanting.
"Spiritus in mundus un glorum suarum umitite palatum iram domine……"
Ruby stared up at the accursed circle as if it had personally insulted her. It looked like a standard trap alright. But there were minor changes here and there. A few extra sigils and symbols here and there.
Damn those Winchesters. When did they find out that a demon could break out of the trap. They'd upgraded it. And none of her spells were working. Damn it.
A few minutes after staring at it she looked down at cell-phone in her hands. This was, after-all, the 21st century. After thinking about it for a few seconds she dialed the three magic numbers.
"911. What's your emergency?"
Ted Craigman loved days like this. Swoop into the abandoned house. Save the hot blonde Damsel in distress. Carry her off to the sunset in his trusty ambulance. These were the days that made his job worth doing.
"Alright ma'am, I've splintered your leg. As soon as my partner is back with the stretcher, we'll get you out of here."
"Thank-you so much. Oh, by the way, before you take me, can you break that symbol on the ceiling."
Ted looked up at the ceiling. It looked like some weird satanic mojo painted there. What the hell.
"Please, you can't take me before breaking that circle. If you do, I'll die."
"Please ma'am, I think the most important thing now is to…."
"No, you have to break it. If you don't I'll start screaming."
"Ma'am……."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………….."
"Alright, alright. Jeez, I'll do it." Crazy bitch.
Ted looked around for a few seconds and picked up a broom. Probably uses it to get around.
Using the non-business end he scratched the symbol off.
"There. Happy now miss…. Hey, where'd she go?"
Ruby was rummaging through the trunk of the car she'd 'borrowed' a while ago. She'd get that Dean Winchester. Get him bad. She'd never been so humiliated in her life. Or death. And she had to break her own leg. He was gonna pay for it all. And she knew where to find him.
Now, where did I put my superbowl Jet-pack.
