Don't own anything.

Some people might ask 'why make a fem Sasuke story?' Well all I need to say is Google image search 'female Sasuke' and then you might understand why I made this story in the first place. She has potential to be very pretty.

Later in the story there will be a song called 'This Way' by the artist Nero. I don't normally put songs in my fics, but I wanted you guys to know what I was hearing in my head (besides the voices) as I was writing.

Enjoy!

The mission was simple in its parameters. All team seven had to do was extract some information from a man without him or anyone else knowing it was taken. It was just some mid to high level mob guy they needed some info from so they could bring down the rest of the syndicate he was a part of. Other ninja may have found the mission slightly difficult, but for the highly trained and ridiculously overpowered team seven it was no problem.

They had done it before and they could easily do it again. If anything, this mission was given to them as sort of a break.

Normally, they would get the target alone for a few minutes and Sasuke would go in and send the guy into a quick hypnosis using the eternal mangekyou sharingan he acquired in the more recent years of his life. Even Sakura could hit the guy with an easy genjutsu that would probably work pretty well. The target would sing like a canary and they would leave with none the wiser. That was the usual plan and thus far it has worked without a hitch. It would have been easy except for one little detail. He had high leveled ninja body guards with him at all times which made it awfully hard to take the mobster without anyone knowing.

Through reconnaissance they found out the mobster was almost never alone. When he slept there was a ninja at the foot of his bed, two outside the door, and three outside the windows. Even when he showered he had professional company. Whether it was during breakfast, while relaxing, or even just going for a walk he was always accompanied by more than one guard. He was a very paranoid man.

Team seven found he was only alone at one crucial time; when he was with a woman. The thought of the fat, sweaty, bloated mobster naked and thrusting into some unfortunate girl made the whole team cringe with disgust. Even the usually perverted Kakashi shivered and wiped his arms off as he felt dirty for even thinking of it.

Unfortunately they didn't have a choice, but to utilize the one and only opportunity to get him alone. They had to get a girl (Sakura) in the room with him. Of course the pinkette was opposed to the idea. It was obvious this guy is the epitome of everything she loathes. He's perverted, old, and she's pretty sure he smelled so bad that there was no way she could get as close to him as she had to. The only upside is she didn't actually have to sleep with him. She only had to get him alone and work some interrogation magic.

Even that plan in itself was simple. To get the mobster to invite team seven's female member in for a romp shouldn't be too hard. Sakura was an attractive girl. Her pink hair was soft. Her curves were tight, but luscious. Overall, her twenty year old body was at the height of its allure and not many men could resist her if she wanted.

But there was another problem. The target was a special little man. Ordinary women, no matter how attractive, were not his desire. The kind of woman he wanted, the fetish he would indulge in, the lust he held, was not for pink hair or tight curves. Instead it was for exotic dancers.

From what team seven saw the only women he would ever take were the ones who impressed him on the stage. Every night he would go to the same club and choose only the best and most provocative dancer that performed; to whom he would pay a ridiculous amount of money to sleep with. He would never take any other girls, offered or otherwise.

So that made a new plan. Sakura would dance, he would choose her, and voila! They would have their info and it was time to go home with another successful mark on their records. But therein laid the final and most crucial problem.

"I don't know how to dance." Sakura said sheepishly while sporting a huge blush.

"Really?" Naruto was greatly looking forward to a striptease courtesy of his long time crush. "It's easy Sakura-chan! I know you can do it if you try!" He really wanted to see that dance.

She bashed him over the head with a rage fueled fist. "I know how to dance baka! I just don't know how to do it like... how those girls do it." She blushed again.

Naruto put his head down in sadness as he watched his only chance at seeing Sakura dance fade away.

"He only chooses one and he picks from an array of very skilled dancers. If you don't have any training in exotic dance then you won't ever get chosen." Kakashi said blandly. He really should have known that Sakura was too butch for the job. She may be pretty, but she was more brute than feminine or alluring.

"So does that mean we failed our mission?" Naruto said with a pout.

"No it just means we need to find another way. It's that or we wait for Sakura to learn what men like, but I think it would be quicker to just find an alternative method of entry." The one eyed jonin said as he opened up an icha icha book.

The pinkette shot up straight and prepared to berate her sensei, but was cut off before she could.

"I can do it." The final member of team seven said without batting an eyelash.

Everyone turned to the raven haired boy and looked at him questioningly. He was the last person in the world they thought would offer his services for this particular mission.

"Umm Sasuke-kun. I don't think the target likes men." Sakura said squeamishly.

He looked at her with sharp eyes. "I know that."

There was a moment of silence among the group before Naruto broke out in laughing tears. "You're serious!" He pointed and yelled as he received a look from Sasuke that promised future punishment. "Ahahaha holy crap he really wants to do it!"

The thought of Sasuke dancing like those women made Sakura's heart thump and her legs shake, as well as causing a few other choice involuntary actions via her bodies will to one day reproduce.

"But you're a dude!" Naruto said between laughs. "You're supposed to dance for him?"

"I can dance." Sasuke said plainly. "The plan will work. There is no need to come up with any alternatives."

Kakashi closed his book and rubbed the cloth covering his face in thought. Sasuke had never done anything he wasn't sure of before and he hasn't ever failed a mission so he must have a plan. If the raven haired man said he could do something he could definitely do it so they didn't really have much of a choice. "Okay then. We'll play it your way."

Naruto swiveled quickly to face his teacher. "Nani?"

"The rest of us will mingle with the crowd as backup. If you need any help just let us know." The silver haired teacher ignored Naruto in favor of progress.

Sasuke nodded and walked away towards the back entrance of the club where all the other dancers entered for their shifts.

The blonde was too stunned to say anything for a little bit. He was mostly silent on the way to the front entrance to the club, but regained his voice long enough to say one thing.

"Kakashi-sensei?"

"Hmm?"

"Promise me that you will remove my eyeballs after this." Naruto said seriously.

Kakashi sighed. "We may all need some therapy."

The one eyed man looked over to see Sakura foaming at the mouth with excitement.

"Well most of us at least."

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The club was hopping that night. It was the premier place to be for any kind of fun you could imagine so people from all walks of life made their way in at one time or another.

Naruto, however, was busy trying to drown out his sorrows by downing yet another drink and setting it on the table next to him. Even though he was on a mission, he wanted to try his hand at blacking out and forgetting the whole thing. So far he hadn't had any luck getting past a calming buzz, but he felt nice and tingly on the inside. Sasuke had yet to come on stage, not that it was a problem. It was what was driving him to drink in the first place.

He just hoped to god that Sasuke was going to be in a good henge. The thought of his friend dancing in his real male body made Naruto want to throw up everything he's been trying so hard to drink.

He reclined a little further into comfortable seat he was sitting. It was one of the red velvet chair's the club put out for men that wanted a seat a little away from the stage and still wanted easy access to drinks. Naruto liked it because it was slightly spacious, but he didn't realize the reason there was so much space was because you were supposed to let the dancers come sit next to you if they chose. However, no one got up the nerve to sit next to him because the blonde's aura warded off almost every person except the waiter changing out his drinks. It didn't matter how attractive Naruto had become, if you angrily pound drinks at the rate he was then no girl would want to approach you. Well a few tried to get his attention, but he would just ignore them.

To an outsider he looked like a business man trying to unwind after a rough day of work. He had on a slightly disheveled black suit with his tie pulled down slightly and his shirt unbuttoned a little. His demeanor suggested that he was desperately trying to relax. If it wasn't for his stunning good looks and bright blonde hair he could have been confused with a hundred other men at the club that night.

His disguise and acting ability were so good that no one could tell he was a ninja even though he was a part of the strongest and most famous ninja team in the world. The infamous team seven of Konoha. An overpowered group of Sannin level ninja that were said to stop wars by just mentioning their arrival.

Naruto looked to his left and saw Sakura doing what she could to prevent Kakashi from getting into any trouble. There were far too many women around and without a chaperone they were sure to lose track of their sensei. It wouldn't have been the first time he suddenly disappeared mid mission to canoodle with some attractive woman he found. It was never really a problem because he was always there if he was needed, but the pinkette disliked his perverted habits so she tended to cockblock him any chance she got.

Naruto laughed as a girl approached Kakashi and Sakura glomped onto his arm like a fangirl lover. The other girl walked away and the one eyed jonin sighed in sadness. Sakura could really destroy a man's game.

The lights dimmed as another performance was about to start and Naruto looked towards the target mobster to see him perk up in anticipation for a dance that he hoped would appease his fetish.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Please give a very warm welcome to our newest dancer! All the way from the land of fire... SATSUKI!" An overly eager announcer spouted the news over the PA system and the crowd turned their attention to the darkened stage.

'Satsuki huh? You didn't really put much effort behind the name change teme.' Naruto thought to himself.

A low and entrancing beat began over the speakers. (* This Way by Nero) It was attractive in its simplicity, but at the same time complex in its allure. These foreign countries they visited always had oddly enticing music.

A spotlight hit the stage to show the pale and creamy back of a raven haired woman. Her wild black locks only reached down to her shoulders in the same familiar hairstyle the Uchiha had grown it to.

'I guess it is him. Not a bad henge though.'

She stood with her hand placed on the pole in front of her as her hips slowly resonated with the deep bass of the song playing overhead.

Naruto watched the woman slowly dip downwards while holding the pole lightly. Her plump heart shaped butt lowered and raised agonizingly slow as she teased the crowd with her expertise and the gold chains on her wrists clinked together as they tapped the pole in front of her.

Her state of dress was almost as intoxicating as her method of dance. Only small draping cloths hung in front of her most private parts and let the blonde man see most of her supple cheeks and taught legs. Almost the entirety of her limber body was exposed including a well-toned and flat stomach that could make anyone fall in love with her at first sight.

The beautiful woman spun around the pole to show the crowd her face and everyone went into a low hush. Her raven hair gently sat across her pale and delicate cheeks as her delicious curves swayed back and forth in perfect tandem with the rhythm of the song. Naruto saw onyx eyes lock with his blue and he knew for sure it was Sasuke.

Those onyx eyes would look around the room on occasion, but they would always end up resting back on Naruto.

The blonde man felt a little weird being on the receiving end of Sasuke's stare. 'What is he planning?' It wasn't the usual blank stare that he was used to. He'd known Sasuke for a long time now and has never looked at him like that.

The insanely gorgeous dancer swiveled her hands down her body with erotic repose and Naruto felt his face heat up. He blamed it on the booze.

Her body flowed as smooth and uniform as a steady stream. The fluid movements did not go so far as to beget any ninja training, but they were so close to mastery of the sensual arts that no one could deny the oozing appeal she exuded effortlessly.

Slowly, the woman began to work her way off the stage. She made a definitive path that only led to one destination. Naruto.

'Sasuke-teme don't you do it!' The blonde yelled in his head.

The raven haired woman smirked as she crawled towards Naruto and slid her hands up his thighs and body until her fingers interlocked behind his head. From there she began a slow and oh so sensual grind on his lap that still kept up perfectly with the bass of the song. She brought her lips only centimeters from his and locked her charcoal eyes to his cerulean.

Naruto felt so wrong with her on his lap. 'This is Sasuke!' He told himself over and over to make sure he remembered it. Naruto supposed this was payback for him using the sexy jutsu on Sasuke in the past. However, Naruto never took it this far with Sasuke whenever he would transform into his blonde female counterpart Naruko. It could have been worse. Naruto was usually nude when he transformed and at least Sasuke still has some clothes on, even if they are barely there at all.

"Having trouble unwinding after a long day at the office Naruto-kun?" She purred and purposely used his name to inform him of his identity (even though it was easy to guess).

"I wasn't until now Sasuke-chan." He deadpanned. He had to keep his face contorted into a smile even though he was finding it hard to do so. To everyone else, he had to pretend to be the happiest guy in the world or else someone might be suspicious. I mean, he should be ecstatic to have such a beauty on his lap. Right?

Naruto turned his head to see the shocked faces of their teammates. Well Sakura's face looked shocked, but Kakashi had a shocked look in his... eye? I guess.

The dancer turned and ground her plump ass into his groin causing Naruto's breath to hitch. She played the part of seductress so well. Naruto felt he had to compliment the attention to detail and… (ahem)… commitment to the mission.

"I always questioned your taste in women teme, but even I have to admit you picked a looker this time." When Naruto said the words, Sasuke almost stopped for a moment. "I'm almost ashamed to admit you might look better than my sexy no jutsu." This time there was a noticeable pause in the dancer's routine.

The woman leaned back and draped her hair over Naruto's shoulders to whisper in his ear. "So you agree with this body?"

"I honestly don't agree with anything about this situation at all." Naruto said a little flustered. "I can just appreciate a good henge. I pride myself on my sexy no jutsu, but I think you one upped me today. I guess I'll have to work harder to make mine even better."

An odd smile made its way across the dancers beautiful lips that Naruto couldn't place. Was it self-satisfaction? He couldn't tell.

Naruto glanced at the target to see him drooling at the erotic display of dance displayed before him. "All right jokes over. You definitely have his attention. Now go work on him and stop grinding on me. It's getting weird and it's already going to be tough work for Ino-chan to erase this memory for me." He chuckled.

She stood up and walked behind Naruto, all the while her hand sensually glided around his chest. Naruto felt her ample chest rest against the back of his head as 'Satsuki' leaned over him and crossed her arms over his sternum. "This dance wasn't for him." She said lightly before sauntering back to the pole on the main stage for the remainder of the song.

Naruto nearly fell off his chair when his friend sweetly uttered those words into his ear. 'This dance wasn't for him? What the hell is that supposed to mean?' It was a weird thing to say, but now that he thought about it Sasuke had been acting weird as of late.

He used to be so dispassionate about everything, but it seemed that he had begun to open up a little more. Naruto was just hoping it was because they were becoming closer friends, but if that's the case then what the hell just happened?

The blonde assumed the whole 'dancing' thing was a joke from the get-go. Naruto may have said he was utterly grossed out, but honestly he was laughing pretty hard on the inside. Sasuke had finally developed a sense of humor, albeit a little sick sense of humor, but one nonetheless. So this whole charade didn't really surprise him as much as it probably did their other teammates.

'I really am going to have to have Ino-chan blank my memory after this.' He thought to himself as he rubbed his temples.

Before Naruto even realized it the song was over and there were already men approaching 'Satsuki.' The raven haired goddess ignored all of them except for the ninja sent by the target and promptly went over to the short grubby little mobster to complete her mission. Within the hour Sasuke had the information and team seven was on its way out of town.

The hired guard ninja were clueless as to what actually happened when the 'dancer' went in the room alone with the mobster. For all the little guy knew, he just had the best sex of his life with a beautiful maiden. But what actually happened was Sasuke got the necessary information and read the paper while the target had a Tsukuyomi induced fantasy. On occasion Sasuke would let out a sensual moan or two as to not alert the ninja to any deceptions, but the mobster never laid his hands anywhere on her body throughout the whole experience.

The trek back to Konoha was pretty quiet. Naruto was completely lost in thought and trying to make sense of what just occurred.

Sasuke was back into his male body and just as silent as the blonde. He never usually said more than one sentence to anyone, but Naruto anyways so it wasn't really odd.

Kakashi was eying up Sasuke suspiciously and discreetly while Sakura tried and failed at starting conversations with people.

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Later that night the team set up camp and took shifts as lookouts while the others slept.

Sasuke peeled back his sleeping bag as his shift was just about to start. He stood and cast one last glance at the sleeping form of Naruto before jumping towards Kakashi.

He found the one eyed jonin sitting on a branch looking out towards the full moon.

"The woman I saw dance on stage wasn't a henge was it Sasuke?" The raven haired 'boy' was silent and Kakashi took it as an affirmation. "How had I not noticed for this long?" He said just loud enough for Sasuke to hear as he continued to look at the moon.

"You hadn't noticed until now because I did not want you to." Sasuke answered. She knew her teacher would pick up on the truth before the others so the questions didn't surprise her. It was actually her plan for him to know first as a way to test the waters.

Kakashi dipped his head and turned to look at the raven haired 'boy.'

"Why now?" Kakashi asked curiously as he hopped down from the branch. "Why after all this time do you finally come out with this?"

"I am twenty years old now." Sasuke said quietly. "I have to restart my clan soon and this deception is no longer necessary or beneficial."

Kakashi furrowed his eyebrows. "But why did you do any of this at all? We would have accepted you regardless. The only difference is you wouldn't have had any fan-girls." She would have had fan-boys instead.

Sasuke sighed. Playing the question game was a bore. "I didn't start this. It was my father who covered the truth first. He didn't want the clan to know so he named me Sasuke and told everyone I was a boy. He was worried about my safety as a woman in the Uchiha and did what he thought was best for his daughter."

Kakashi nodded. He remembered the treatment of women in the Uchiha clan before the incident. The laws almost kept them as slaves to the men and limited their options in life to little more than breeding machines. Uchiha Fugaku may have been a father and the head of the Uchiha house, but even he could not change the laws that bound him to his position.

"When Itachi murdered the clan my only goal was to kill him. I didn't care about restoring my family name until after he was dead so I kept up my disguise because I believed it would be easier if everyone thought I was a man."

Kakashi sighed. "I guess I can't really argue with you. It doesn't really change anything now anyways, but if you don't mind me asking…" He said as he scratched the back of his head. "… what was with that little show earlier?" He chuckled.

Sasuke smiled slightly. "I am attempting to ease our teammates into it. I do not think they will take it as smoothly as you."

Kakashi smiled widely under his mask. "You're right about that." He said as he thought back to Naruto's bright red face when 'Satsuki' was on his lap. It looked like the blonde didn't know whether to push her off or grab her chest. And Sakura's reaction wasn't much better. "So how are you doing it? If you were in a henge I would have known, but I don't sense one at all."

"My father placed a transformation collar on me when I was three years old." Sasuke said as she rubbed her male thigh. "It's a special design that allows a corporeal change in the body. It functions a lot like Naruto's sexy no jutsu."

"Ahh." Kakashi nodded. "Oh well." He said as he began to walk away. "That's just about enough excitement for me tonight. I'm going to take a nap." The sensei waved goodbye over his shoulder without turning around. "Oh and Sasuke…"

The raven haired girl in a boy's body turned to her sensei to see his eye in a happy 'U' shape. "In case you were wondering, I think Naruto enjoyed your dance very much."

Sasuke's face went red and 'he' turned away quickly.

Kakashi chuckled. "Goodnight Sasuke-chan."

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Naruto awoke for his guard duty to see his teacher leaning back against a tree with his eye closed and Sakura breathing lightly from underneath her sleeping bag next to him. Naruto smiled as she pulled her covering tighter to her body. He had to admit he still liked the pinkette very much, especially when she slept so peacefully. He just hoped she'd come around one day and give him a chance at a date.

He stood up and stretched his body out before sensing for Sasuke so he could relieve him of his shift.

It only took a moment to locate the Uchiha so Naruto bounded off into the trees surrounding the camp, missing the smirk on his sensei's face as he jumped.

After only a minute or two he came upon Sasuke sitting on a branch looking up at the stars. He looked pretty lost in thought as it didn't even seem liked he noticed the blonde's presence. It worried Naruto a bit to see him like that. A distracted Sasuke could only spell bad news.

"The stars are supposed to hold our dreams you know." Naruto said as sagely as he could to gain Sasuke's attention. "Or at least that's what Ero-sennin used to tell me."

Sasuke turned and looked down at Naruto. The woman inside of her lit up as the bright moon silhouetted his whisker marked face perfectly and his smile melted her heart. He had really grown into a very attractive man.

The blonde jumped up next to Sasuke and sat down on the branch next to 'him.' "The old perv used to say that he could hear what the stars were saying. He said they were shining for us." Naruto smiled sadly as he remembered his old teacher.

Sasuke moved a little closer to the blonde. "Did you know that the light we see is actually millions of years old and the star it came from is probably long dead?" She said quietly.

Naruto frowned at his friend. "You're such a dream killer teme."

Sasuke smiled and shook 'his' head. "I just mean to say that we can't rely on everything we see. Sometimes there is more to it than what's on the surface." Sasuke said more in reference to herself than the stars.

"Whatever." Naruto pouted. "I think they're pretty."

Sasuke didn't really expect him to pick up on the hint she was dropping for him, but it was her own small way beginning to tell him the truth.

The girl in a boy's body leaned against the trunk of the tree next to them. "Yes. Yes they are."

Naruto looked at Sasuke in confusion for a moment before returning to the stars. They were silent for a while and just took the time to admire the night. Sasuke happily spent this time with her best friend. To her it felt a little romantic. She just hoped that soon he would feel the same, but outright telling Naruto that she was actually a girl was a lot harder than it seemed. If she just came out with it she knew that, at the very least, he would be spooked away for some time. At the worst, he could take it as a betrayal of his trust, but the raven haired girl knew deep inside that he would understand.

'But will he accept me?'

"Is…" Sasuke turned to see a look of worry on Naruto's face as he broke the silence. "Is everything okay? You've been acting a little weird lately teme."

Sasuke smiled at his concern. "Everything's fine. I've just been thinking too much."

Naruto let out a sigh of relief. "About what?"

"Actually, I was wondering if you wanted to move onto the Uchiha grounds with me. I've had the entire compound fixed and it's ready to reopen." It wasn't a lie. She really had thought a lot about bringing him over to live with her.

"Really?" Naruto asked in surprise.

"Of course. You're still in the same apartment you were in when we were kids right? There is plenty of space by me and a lot more comforts. There are beautiful furnishings, training grounds, and a private hot springs to relax in whenever you feel like." She was glad that it was nighttime and Naruto couldn't see the light blush on her face from mentioning the hot springs. It probably would have really weird for Naruto if he saw his 'male' friend Sasuke blush. It definitely would have sent the wrong signals.

"Are you really serious?" Naruto asked with a smile. "Cuz if you are I'll move in tomorrow!" It was too good of a deal to pass up. The apartment he was living in was getting old and ratty. A noble's house would be way cooler! He stopped and looked at Sasuke suspiciously. "But what's the catch? I know you're up to something."

Sasuke actually looked worried for a second, but covered it up quickly. "There is no catch dobe. I just felt like I owed you and I don't like having debts." The raven haired girl quickly covered.

Naruto didn't seem to think anything was wrong as he smiled and slapped Sasuke's back. "Ah you don't owe me anything!"

"Yes I do." Sasuke cut in quickly. "After the war ended I know you had to go through a lot to let the village leave me with my life, let alone the freedoms I have now." Sasuke may have helped defeat Kabuto and Madara, but that didn't necessarily make up for all the things she did beforehand.

"Naw. It wasn't that bad! I just gave Tsunade my best pouty face and she melted like butter." Naruto said happily.

"Naruto. I know what you had to go through to help me." Naruto stopped grinning and looked down. They both knew the road to getting Sasuke accepted with minimal penalty was a hard one. "Please accept a place in my compound as a small token of my appreciation. Very soon I will need to start rebuilding my clan and I want you to be a part of it." Naruto just didn't know which part she had in mind.

The blonde turned his head quickly in surprise. "What are you saying?" He said confusedly.

"What I'm saying is I want you join my family." Sasuke said sternly. Her face was stoic, but on the inside she was desperately afraid of being rejected.

Naruto smiled wider and happier than he could remember. "You… want me to be in your family?" He ran a hand through his hair. "I could have a real family!"

Sasuke smiled at Naruto's happiness. She was worried about nothing after all.

Naruto leaned over and wrapped Sasuke in a huge hug. "Oh man! No wonder you've been acting weird lately teme! Here I thought something was wrong and then you go ahead and spring this on me."

Sasuke blushed at the hug Naruto gave her. The blonde obviously thought that he was just hugging his friend/new brother and had no idea that Sasuke was actually trying to get Naruto closer to her for different reasons. "So you accept?"

"Duh!" Naruto said like it was obvious. "A real brother…" The blonde said in wonder as he leaned back and looked at the stars.

Sasuke put her head down. The deception was beginning to wear on her nerves. She would have to tell him the truth soon. "Yes… a brother."

Fear was keeping her resolve to tell him who she was and how she felt at bay. 'Maybe I should tell Sakura first.' She said to convince herself as she gave Naruto another look. He was so happy at the moment she didn't want to mess that up. 'Yes. I will definitely tell Sakura first. But how?'

The beautiful raven haired girl thought to herself.

She smiled lightly as she came up with a plan. 'Looks like Sakura's finally going to get that date with me she always wanted.'

So that's the first chapter. I don't know if I'll continue with this story or not. That all depends on you guys! Just let me know in a review if you want me to continue.

As you can see I made some stuff up concerning the Uchiha. I have no idea how the women of the clan were treated. They were probably full of capable female warriors (like Sasuke's jonin mother) who were treated equally. I only needed to give Sasuke a reason for pretending to be a boy in the first place and this is what I came up with.

If you guys like it I will keep it going in conjunction with my other story Naruto the Gilgamesh.

Thanks for reading!