Alright, let me play this to you as straight as I can. I play this game online, where you play as a vampire, or a werewolf, or something horrible, you know? And there, I met a Serial Killer Class guy, who called himself Jeff The Killer01. Now, there are actually many Serial Killer Class guys (and gals) called Jeff The Killer, so I thought he was just some normal, geeky guy. So I thought, "Where's the harm?" and got to know him. He was nice –once he stopped trying to kill my character for rep- and we soon grew to be friends. He told me his backstory, how he lives alone after his family had been murdered, what he does during the day as a butcher's assistant, so on and so forth. And…I told him about myself. I told him everything. And now….Now he's coming for a visit, and I'm not sure I can handle it! This isn't going to be pretty!