Yesterday, I threatened a friend I would go outside if he did not answer my chat. He stayed silent, so I did it. Turned off the computer and walked outside.

I learned there are villagers out there they have smaller noses than minecraft villagers, and are completely unique. They also have advanced minecarts which do not need rails to run.

But even when they seem intelligent, they refused to trade with me. Not once.

The village was pretty big, as I wandered two hours, many three, and did not find the edge of it. I was on my way back when it started to get dark. Fearing mobs started spawning, I then decided, since I could not open any door and the villagers inside them did not answer, that I would build a temporary shelter in the street, as the houses were too close to each other.

I punched a tree until my hand started to bleed, and not a single wood block came off from it.

This is when I started crying, because I finally understand it

I'm not Steve. I'm a dumb testificate like the others I saw.