My first story. I'm so proud!

Hey ya' everybody! I'm Alfred F. Jones. The F. stands for Franklin. But I don't like Franklin. I just like F. That's it.

You should know really awesome kid. Why? 'Cause I'm the hero! That's why!

I'm so awesome I don't even need kindergarten, but my momma thinks different. Her name is Emma. I really like her, but sometimes that woman makes me wonder.

Ya' see, last summer I turned six. Momma said that when your six you start kindergarten and that's what you take first grade, but that makes no sense, sort of, 'cause than it shoulda' been called grade zero, but grown-ups are silly like that sometimes.

I'm gonna' guess kindergarten's a big place where kids go and learn how to plant stuff like beans. My momma grows beans and when she does she wears a big, funny hat, so that'a be fun.

Kay, so I asked momma and it turns out I was worng. School is the place big kids go to sit on the floor and not watch Pokémon. That's kind of a waste but apparently ya' learn a buncha' stuff your gonna' need in life so that's helpful, I guess.

Well I might as well go to this kindergarten 'cause who knows? They might need a hero. And ya' know who's a hero? Me! That's who!

So this is an AU inspired by my favorite childerens book. Can you guess what it is? :D

I don't own anything but the idea, so don't sue me!

This chapter is short but I'll try to make the next one longer. THANKS FOR READING! R&R