"So l just left the box where it was and shocked Hoity Toity." said Blueblood. Rarity laughed before saying "Oh Prince Blueblood l've never known such a great wit." and Blueblood replied "Oh you're too kind. Well, here's a good spot." and put down a blanket and the food basket and they sat down together. "l really must say Miss Rarity you really are the most pleasant company. Charming of character,bright of mind and with the prettiest smile l hav-" Blueblood said but was interrupted as Rarity slapped him across the cheek. WHACK! "l have never seen such rudness!" she said as she frowned at him.
"What the..." the prince whispered shocked.
"Sitting next to a lady in the countryside is entirely improper. the very height of canterlotian rudeness." Rarity explained angrily. "l'm sorry. heh heh." said Blueblood as he opened the basket's doors.
"Perhaps this humble sandwich will serve as an apology." he said as he offered her some sandwiches.
"Perhaps. What's in the sandwich?" asked Rarity still upset. "Cheese and onion." he replied...and was slapped again. "Rudeness that can't be measured in one's heart!" Rarity yelled. "What now?" Blueblood asked. "Cheese and onion?" she asked and then continued "Prince Blueblood, there's nothing ruder than a stallion smelling of onion in polite canterlot society." Rarity yelled.
"Oh well, there are other treats in the basket, l'll just attend to this slight nose bleed you have caused and l'll…" he said as levitated a hankerchief but was interrupted as Rarity slapped him again.
"Rudeness beyond pony comprehension! Blowing your nose in public is the very height of bad manners!" she scolded him. "You are right Miss Rarity but may l ask where polite canterlot society stand on apple pie?" he asked.
"Apple pie?" she asked.
"ls it offensive, impolite, rude or discourteous ?" Blueblood asked.
Rarity thought for a moment and then replied happily "No, l don't think so." "So, just to clarify. You have no objections what so ever to apple pie?" he asked again. "No! of course not!" she said again.
"Good." Blueblood before he shoved the pie into her face and then added "Just be thankful l forgot the cream." He stood up and left her. "Well he is the rudest stallion I have ever met, but he sure is handsome." Rarity said.
Thanks for reading! I own nothing and it's a reference to a Horrible Histories clip.
