Something stupid and lame I came up with.

The Elgang and their counterparts are stuck in a rainstorm. What can they do to relinquish their boredom? Why with lame and cheesy pick up lines of course. And it's like a disease once it starts.

Some random shipping moments. You might need to squint to recognize some of them.

Characters... A lot. And I mean twenty four in total with lame such 'original names'. Don't even want to list them down.

Disclaimer: I do not own Elsword.


A storm is brewing outside. A big storm. Really big. Like a most-likely-to-flood-an-entire-city storm.

And our lovable protagonists are stuck in it. Well, in a house anyways - or mansion, owned by none other that Empera, the Code Empress of one of the three realms of Elrios.

In the shelter of her home were her five companions and about a dozen more. All of which were their counterparts from the other two realms, Rebellion and Tranform. They came for a visit, only to be stuck inside the confinement of a building - which was quite roomy - because for the freakish storm that told them to stay or else.

"I'm bored..." Infi whined, rolling over the couch to see Knight playing chess against Nemi, with Mana over watching them. "Dude. How came you play that boring game?!"

The Lord Knight ignored him as if he wasn't listening at all. Just concentrating on the game in front of him. It was left to Mana, the Elemental Master to respond. "If you're bored, why don't you go do something?"

"What the hell is there to do in this house?" Infi retorted. "You're the master of elements right Mana? Why don't you doing something about this stupid storm?"

Said magician pried her eyes from the match to give the redhead a look. "Something like this is out of my hands. I can cause natural disasters but I can't have complete rule over them, not something this big. It's the law of nature."

"A stupid one," Infi muttered.

"Like you can do something about it?" Void sallied, irritated by the Infinity Sword's complaints.

"Since we're all bored, why not play a game?" Palad suggest from where he was clicking away at the remote, finding not one channel the list bit interesting.

"Like what?" grumbled Vete. He was currently scowling at the cloudy sky behind the large, ceiling high window.

"You're not going to make it disappear by just glaring at the sky." Tira, the Grand Archer, playfully teased.

"How about we try a pick up line contest." Rune suggested, drinking from a glass of water while playing tick-tac-toe with Wind. The latter having a hard time deciding where to put her X.

And cue the crickets.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" Tact asked without looking up from his reading material.

"Why that out of nowhere?" Void asked.

"Enough to break the ice." He finished with a sheepish grin.

Infi made a face. "Are you stupid?! No way in hell would I ever take part saying lame jokes like that!"

"Hey, don't frown." Dimensia started, looking up from her magazine, then winked. "You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."

Night sighed from the table. "And here we go."

"Huh?" Wind piped, finally breaking from her concentration. "What was that?"

"Are you lost m'am?" Rune asked at the opportunity.

"Um... no but -"

"Because Heaven's a long way from here. How hard was it when you fell from Heaven?"

Wind was completely lost. Tira laughed, comforting the Wind Sneaker. "Go with the Wind!" She then turned to Blade, who was sitting with his two counter parts near the window. "Why don't you give it a try?"

"I rather not."

Tira pouted, then smirked. "Your eyes are so beautiful, I think I'm Entangled."

"Please tell me we're going to stop sometime soon." Chase groaned, leaning against the wall for a while.

Dimensia decided to make him her next target. "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Chase brushed it off coolly but accepted the challenge because hey, he might as well join in since he knew there wasn't going to be a stopper to this. "You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else or you'll set the carpet on fire."

"Oh please, I would Space Leap across the universe just for you."

Infi was looked as if he wanted to murder someone but then decided to beat them at their game. "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

Dimensia raised a brow. "No."

"Well, then please start."

The Dimension Witch widen her eyes by a fraction and so did pretty much everyone else who was paying attention. Infi said a pick up line!

"Your presence is enough to make a Super Nova." The Dimension Witch grinned. It was so on.

"Please, you're the Final Strike to my sanity." Infi countered.

Rune looked at Void. "Do you have a pencil?"

"No... why?" she eyed the Rune Slayer suspiciously.

He started to smirk. "Cause I want to erase your past and write our future."

She ended up blushing. "I... think I need an Antidote. Your looks are like a Poisonous Cloud."

"Ah!" Wind finally realized what was going on, and she approached Reck. "They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"

"Hm?" The Reckless fist cracked open an eye. "Pinch me."

"Eh?" Wind blinked. "Why?"

"Because I think I'm dreaming of someone telling me a really lame pick up line."

"Hey!" The Wind Sneaker fumed.

He snorted. "Fine, you asked for it." He opened both eyes and grabbed Wind's hand. "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

"W-wha..."

"Instead of X Crash, how about U Crash into me?"

"Of course, but you'll catch me when I do a Sharp Fall down a cliff right?" Wind countered.

The Reckless Fist then finished it up with "Hey, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'hey, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?"

"Are any of you an interior decorator?" The Dimension Witch aimed at the blade users. "Because the room became so beautiful when you're in it."

Tact chuckled, then looked up from his book to the person next to him, which happened to be Seprah. This might be a little difficult but it never hurts to try. The most he'll get is a slap - he hopes. "Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?"

Seperah blinked, turning towards Tact and tilt her head innocently - yet her Nasod brain was racking something up under that calm gaze. "On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need. Does that offer a sufficient reply? Or would you prefer:Out of the Thousand Stars in the sky, I picked you?"

Tact dropped his book, which landed Palad, who was sitting against the couch, clicking away at the TV and not wanting to join the 'fun'. Though he'll be pulled into it anyways.

"Palad, join us~!" Tira chirped.

Palad sighed. "Fine." He cleared his throat and turned to the tea drinking Code Empress. "Was your father a mechanic? Because you got such a finely tuned body?"

Empera looked at him while Nemi looked up. "As a matter of fact. Yes. I am a Nasod after all."

Pald sweatdropped.

Chase chuckled at the girl's oblivious thinking but tried his attempt on her. If Seprah can say something like that, then it was worth a try. Who would want a witty reply from the three Nasods in the room? "I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"

Empera blinked, then smiled unexpectedly. "Of course, however this time next year, let's be laughing together. Perhaps instead of taking health, Mana Conversion should take time away, so that this time next year would arrive faster."

Chase slanted and almost fell to the ground.

Rune noticed that Nemi was still glaring at something. "What's wrong Nasod? Do you need someone to oil your gears?"

That prompted a slap from said Nasodian.

"Ooh~! I should definitely record this!" Tira piped, running up stairs but ended up tripping over Palad when she was looking. "Ow!"

"Are you okay?"

Tira grinned. "Yeah but do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

Palad ended up as a tomato while Blade coughed out his drink. It was then he decided to join in. "Does anyone have a library card?"

"I left mine at home." Void stated.

"I do." Mana and Tact offered.

"Then do you mind if I check one of you out?"

At their faces, he chuckled.

Tira jumped up, cheering. "Yay~! You joined! Night, Vete, play with us!"

"No." sounded both serious-faces.

Blade turned on Tira. "I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better."

The Grand Archer blushed. "W-well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"

Infi gave it another try, finding this kinda funny actually. And so, his next victim was Void. He looked sized her up before saying anything. "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

"W-what?!" Void blushed and got a glare from Dimensia. Then she got an idea. "Do you have extra hearts?"

"Eh?" The Dimension With piped in confusion.

The Void Princess pointed at the Infinity Sword. "Because he needs one to fill that hole in his chest."

The two Transform protagonists blushed and refused to make eye contact.

"Was your dad king for a day?" Rune asked the Void Princess suddenly.

"No, he was a -"

"He must have been to make a princess like you." The Rune Slayer winked.

"I think I'm done." Night decided, starting to walk out of the room.

... Only for Rune to make a move on her. "Hey, aren't you forgetting something?"

Night looked over her shoulder. "What?"

"Me." The Rune Slayer boldly replied.

"Oh for the love of..."

"C'mon Night!" Wind grabbed her hand. "Just try it! It's really fun -in a way."

The Night Watcher sighed in defeat. "Fine." She looked for a victim and her eyes landed on the Veteran Commander. Since he hadn't joined in yet, they're in the same boat and it'll stay that way. Besides, how hard could it be?

"Um... C-can I..." Okay, harder than she expected. Everyone watched in wonder as the Night, who never lost her cool, stuttered. "T-take y-your picture... t-to prove to all my friends t-that a-angels do exist?"

Wind and Tira squealed in delight while Vete averted his eyes, a faint blush dusting his cheeks.

"Fine. But I'll only smile if you're the camera." Vete replied, causing more squealing from the two delighted elves.

Palad reconsidered his options and promptly turned to Nemi and smiled. "You look beautiful today, just like every other day. Have you been using Spirit Water to keep your youthful beauty?"

The Code Nemesis just looked up from her game of chess and stared at the Iron Paladin.

"N-no good?" He asked sheepishly, but more stares were the reply. "W-what are you staring at Nemi?"

"You, before I wake up from this dream. But pushing that aside, if I have the Queen's Throne, you must have the King's Throne."

Palad manage turn white from shock with a tomato replacing his head.

Rune rounded on Mana, who managed to stay out of trouble until now. He swung an around her her shoulder, grinning the flirtatious grin he always give. "Hey, how do you do that?"

Mana gave him a confused look. "What?"

"Look so beautiful of course!"

"Shut up." Knight muttered. "I'm trying to concentrate here!"

The Elemental Master had a hint of a blush across her face but she rolled her eyes and shook her head. "You must be the reason women fall in love." That was somewhat sarcastic but the recipient thought nothing of it.

"Why thank you but you know, you might be asked to leave soon." Rune continued. "You're making the other women look really bad. Hey do you have sunglasses? My eyes can't handle your Shinning Body."

Tact nudged the Lord Knight on the side, seeing that he was extremely irritated. "Why don't you give it a go?"

He gave him an incredulous look. 'Are you serious? It's against the Knight's Code of Chivalry to be so... coquettish."

"That or Rune takes all the fun." Chase smirked.

"You should be someone's wife." Said person started another one.

Mana shrugged. "Why not? You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not."

"Where exactly did Mana get all of this from?" Dimensia whispered to Void, who was watching with irritation.

"Don't know. But she does read a whole lot more books than either of us."

Knight became flustered as Rune and Mana continued on and then after a second more of reluctance, he interrupted them. His face slowly turning red as he started. "A-ah... w-were you a cucumber - wait no - vegetumber... I mess up."

Rune found it funny while Mana blinked and smiled encouraging at the Lord Knight.

He took a deep breath to calm down, giving it one more try. When he opened his eyes, the calm and collected Knight was back and he shot Mana a casual smile. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Now that's more like it!" Rune wolf-whistled while the Elemental Master blushed profusely, but he wasn't going to lose right there.

"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber." Rune.

"Hug me if I'm wrong, but El Fire Smoothies are made with Water Elshards right?" Knight.

"If I were a Phoenix, I would rise out of the ashes just for you." Rune.

"How did you manage to melt my Iron Body with just your eyes?" Knight.

"Why am I the target here...?" Mana asked no one in particular as she was stuck in between two swordsmen who effortlessly shot lame pick up lines at her.

"Excuse me, but does any one have extra hearts?" Tact asked no one in particular, only gaining some confused looks in return. He scratched sheepishly at his cheek with his index finger. "It just appears someone stole mine."

A knock came at the door and Ophelia answered it.

"Hey guys, we're here!" Hollered Sakra, bring with her Yama, Asura, Dia, Luni, and Arc. "The storm is real - what's going on?"

"Oh welcome!" Tira greeted. "We're having a pick up line game. Wanna join?"

"What?" The Diabolic Esper asked incredulous.

"Your charm, that's what." Wind quipped, then pretended that her thumb and index finger was a gun and pointed it at Yama. "Are you going back to Heaven? Because I might have to shoot you down if you do."

The Yamaja immediately found interest in this activity. "No, because I'm came from Hell Gate."

"No wonder you look so hot." Chase returned.

"Not as hot as you," Dimensia joined in. "I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle! Are you sure you're not a Shooting Star?"

"My my," Asura said in amusement. "This is certainly interesting."

Sakra had been blushing the whole time.

Asura looked at Infi. "I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?"

The Infinity smirked. "Sure, but do you have the key?"

"If you give me yours." The Asura laughed then turned to Sakra. "Quit being so shy and join in."

The Sakra Devanam panicked and turned to the first person she saw, which was the Lunatic Psyker. "C-c-could you c-catch me when I-I F-Fall for you? Because that's a-a M-Matchless T-Truth!"

"..." The three albino boys just stared, only one thing was on their mind. This is so stupid.

"Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here before the Apocalypse." Arc, the Mastermind deadpanned.

"I agree." Luni said, turning to the dorm. "Let's hurry. I don't want someone's fart to blow me to my Dooms Day."

"Yeah, 'cause we're Void Fields like that." Dia muttered. All three of them ended up cursing, for they realized they fell into a whole that they couldn't climb up from.


I wanted to stop when Mastermind said his line but then I felt bad for the other two so I added some more XD

I tried to include some Elsword stuff in the line but... I have no success.

Too many characters to keep track of but I wanted to include them all. I hope I didn't miss any out of the ones I used. It was kinda hard to make everyone stay in character... I tried.

P.S.

I didn't expect it to go this long.