My excuse this time? What else – it's always school.

I don't own Total Drama. I don't own 6teen. If I owned both, then that would probably make me like a CEO of Fresh TV, and then there would be some frequent 6teen/TD/Stoked crossovers.

Also, please note that for this fanfic, all the characters are nineteen. That means all the characters from 6teeen, as well as both generations of Total Drama.


"Can't you drive any faster?" Justin said. "They're getting away."

"I'm driving as fast as I can!" Courtney snapped, looking irritated as she glanced in the rear-view mirror at the handsome boy with blue eyes.

"Ignore him, Chikita." Alejandro's smooth voice whispered from behind the brunette.

"Oh I intend to." Courtney said, but her cheeks had taken on a faint reddish hue.

"Hem hem." Heather coughed from behind the two, her arms crossed as she glared at Courtney's reflection in the mirror.

Alejandro turned to the girl behind him, with her long black hair tied back in a ponytail, and the scars on his handsome face were suddenly illuminated in the sunlight coming through the window. So handsome he'd been before, but now his formerly flawless complexion was marked by constant reminders of the World Tour Finale.

"We're losing them!" Justin pointed out, sounding distressed as the prospect of regaining his former fame seemed to be slipping further out of his grasp.

"That's it, move over pussycat." Eva demanded, getting up out of her seat and stomping to the front of the tour-bus.

"What are you doing?" Courtney shrieked. "I'm driving – go sit down!"

"Not for long." Eva said. "We're switching."

"Not while we're driving! That's dangerous!" Courtney protested.

"Wanna bet?" Eva asked, undoing Courtney's seat belt and picking the Hispanic girl up, pulling her out of the driver's seat and then quickly getting into the driver's seat herself.

"I was driving!" Courtney cried out, but her whining was cut off when Eva slammed her foot down on the accelerator and the bus jerked forward, causing Courtney to lose her footing and sending her sprawling on the floor.

"Not anymore." Eva said, smirking as she saw Courtney's reflection in the rear view mirror.

"Humph." Courtney scoffed, trying to stand up, but Eva quickly changed lanes, and Courtney was thrown sideways, where she ended up sitting in Harold's lap.

"Oh my gosh, the Hartney shippers on my Harold and Courtney fan forums will be thrilled!" Sierra squealed, as Duncan took a picture with his phone.

"Congrats you two, I'm sure you'll make one another equally miserable." Duncan said.

"You just had to put that on Facebook, didn't you?" Harold asked, shaking his head with embarrassment.

When she realized who she'd landed on, Courtney jumped up and brushed off her backside as though she thought her pants were now covered in dirt. "Don't touch me, you disgusting nerd!"

"You're lucky Harold caught you." LeShawna said. "Instead of insulting him, you should try thanking him."

And then the bus cut into another lane very suddenly and anyone seated on the left side of the bus was thrown into the aisle, and anyone on the right was slammed into the window.

"Uh. . . hi Trent." Bridgette said, finding that she'd landed on top of the green eyed musician, her chest against his. Where she'd instinctively tried to use her hands to break her fall, she now realized that they were on Trent's muscular shoulders.

"Hi Bridgette." Trent replied, his eyes as wide as hers at finding himself so close to the blonde surfer girl.

"Oh my gosh, you guys would actually make such a cute couple." Sierra told them. The violet haired girl had landed on top of DJ, with her stomach across his back, with Beth on top of Sierra.

"Oh my gosh, you're so right!" Sadie said, her eyes going wide at the prospect of Trent and Bridgette being a couple. "Don't you agree Katie?"

"Dude!" Geoff said. He'd landed on top of Harold, who'd landed on top of Courtney. "That's my girlfriend!"

When her BFF failed to respond, Sadie looked around panicked. "Oh my god – where's Katie?!"

"Try moving your backside." Noah said from behind Sadie. In addition to landing under Izzy, he'd also landed with his face very nearly pressed up against Sadie's butt. "Seriously, you're sitting on her and I don't enjoy this view."

Sadie gasped and rolled off of her best friend, and Noah sighed with relief. Katie gasped for breath before nodding. "Yeah, they do make a really cute couple."

"Dude!" Geoff protested.

"Get off of me!" Courtney screamed.

"Did you take Driver's Ed?" Heather asked, eyes wide as she held onto the seat with all her might. Alejandro had an arm around her waist and was also holding onto the seat tightly.

"Nope." Eva said.

"Who is still on top of me?!" Courtney screamed. "Get off!"

"Whoa, Tyler, Lindsey, thanks for breaking my fall!" Owen said, passing gas as he stood up. Lindsey and Tyler only moaned as Owen's weight was lifted from their bodies.

"Hold on!" Justin warned them only seconds before Eva made another lane change followed almost immediately by a sharp right turn, sending almost every single passenger onto the floor of the tour bus, the exceptions being DJ's mother and Eva herself, who were both wearing their seat belts.

"Eva, slow down!" Gwen, Heather and Bridgette said in unison.

"I would," Eva replied, fighting to remain calm as she fought with her seat belt. "Except that this thing doesn't have working brakes!"

As the tour bus drove itself across a crowded parking lot, every passenger of the tour bus screamed. Fortunately, the path that Eva had set it on was mostly clear, so they didn't hit anything as they careened through the parking lot.

"BRACE FOR IMPACT!" Justin screamed.


Alright, I will try and get the next chapter up asap!

Also, I've got a Total Drama roleplaying forum. If anyone is interested in joining it, you can reach it by adding a period between fanfiction and net and going to the following url: fanfictionnet/forum/A-Total-Drama-Roleplay/97922/