A/N: This was written for week 3 of The 52 Weeks of FanFiction Competition! Hope you enjoy. I spun this fic off of the Ron/Hermione Barn Scene in AVPS.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own HP, AVPS or Red Vines.

She was mad. Mad at me, mad at Seamus, Umbridge, and most of all, Cho Chang. I was watching her scrub the floor of the barn, wiping the tears from her face, probably trying to talk herself into changing her ways. Okay, so maybe I felt a little bit guilty. Maybe part of this was my fault. Even if she was a goody two shoes, I wanted her to be happy. And maybe I was crushing on her.

So, here I was, standing in from of Hermione Granger, holding a package of Red Vines. It was, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I have ever done. I knew what I wanted to say. I wanted to go up to her and tell her, "I'm in love with you, and I'm not going to deny myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."

Instead, I stood there, looking like an idiot and said, "Want a Red Vine?"

Want a Red Vine? Did I seriously just say that? But that's not even the worst part. After that, I started comparing her to Spiderman! Spiderman! I had 5 older brothers, and that was the best I could do?