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Peter's parents Tony/Iron Man and Steve/Captain America have refused his request to join the Avengers once again and the brunette ends up confiding in Deadpool, which leads to some feelings being reveled. But as the pairs relationship grows, the fathers disapproval of the situation leads them to a drastic decision in an attempt to get there son out of the arms of what they believe to be a psychotic murderer. Mostly focus on Peter x Wade but there is some Super Husband but not much.


"Dad please!"

"I said no!" Peter attempted to stand his ground just as strongly as his father, Tony, but the hurt in his expression was becoming more and more apparent as the argument continued.

"Why can't I join the Avengers?" He asked again, hands beginning to shake slightly.

"You're just a kid!" Tony shot back, staring straight into his son's dilated eyes.

"Kid? I'm in my second year of college," the younger man argued, turning away from his father's intense stare.

"What your father means," Steve said, jumping, once again, into the argument that seemed to be more between Tony and Peter than all three of them. "is that you're our kid. You're precious to us and we don't want to see you get hurt," he explained, stepping alongside the two most important people in his life. Although he still agreed with his husband, he knew Tony could sometimes be harsh, especially when trying to protect someone who was fighting against that protection.

"I'm not a child anymore. I go out there almost every night as Spider-man and save people's lives," Peter reminded them, pointing to himself then the city beyond the window.

"Yeah, from delinquents and purse snatchers. The Avengers take on much more dangerous villains than your petty little criminals," Tony said, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

"I've done more than that dad, and I can do a lot more!" Peter shouted as he began to realize that this battle was sadly already lost.

"Like hell you can!" Peter shook at the insult, clenching his fists at the pain that stabbed his pride.

"God, why can't you trust me for once in your life!" Peter screamed before dashing to his room, knowing that continuing the argument would be to no avail.

"Peter!" Steve called but was ignored, the younger man wouldn't turn back now.

"And you can stay in there!" Tony shouted, just in time to hear the bedroom door slam shut. There was a moment of silence before Tony huffed in frustration and began to make his way to his lab.

"Don't you think you were a little harsh on him? I know you're worried about him but this isn't a good way to show it," Steve scolded as he watched his husband enter the elevator.

"He needs to learn that I'm the boss, and when I say no, it means no."

+Time Skip+

Peter paused atop one of many buildings just outside of downtown New York. After entering his room, the college student had immediately decided to disobey his father and leave the house, well... tower. After slipping on his spandex suit and grabbing his web shooters, Spider-man went out into the surprisingly warm night to look for criminals to let out some energy. Sadly the crooks of the city seemed to have taken the night off, as Peter's spidey senses did not react in the slightest, which left the young man to stew in his aggravated thoughts.

His mind was finally pulled from that dark place as a familiar tune played, informing him that he had received a text. Though fearing that it was Tony realizing he had left the house and demanding that he return home, the brunette was both surprised and somewhat relieved to find that it was his other parent, Steve.

'Peter, are you out patrolling?' The blond had sent, informing the younger that he had been caught in his rebellion.

'Yes.' He sent back plainly, trying to show that he was firm in his decision to leave.

'Alright then, I won't tell your father, so be out there as long as you need. Be safe, I love you,' came the reply, which brought a light smile to the young man's face.

'Love u 2.' He sent back before closing his cell phone, shifting back and forth on his feet with the energy still built up within him.

He loved Steve, well he loved both his dads, but in these kinds of instances he truly appreciated Cap's understanding, even if the blond still sided with Tony.

"This isn't fair." Peter ground out absentmindedly as he pocketed his phone.

"What isn't fair?" came a familiar voice, causing the college student to jump slightly, having not expected anyone to find him. He hadn't even heard the other person approaching, though he might have been too deep in thought and emotions to notice. Spider-man turned around to find his suspicions true as a similarly dressed man approached him.

"Deadpool, good evening." Peter greeted the other man, not much surprised at being found by the other man. They had met years before, before Peter became Spider-man. The Avengers had had some confrontations with the mercenary when Peter was still in high school. Then, despite how odd... no, more like crazy and aggravating ,Wade could be, he and Peter had become rather close. They were so close that the mercenary was one of the first people to find out about Peter's secret identity, not that his parents where happy about it. Similar to the earlier fight, Steve was a little more understanding and tolerant of the merc with a mouth, whereas Tony out right hated him. Not that Deadpool didn't have his good and sometimes even noble moments, but he was unpredictable, and that's what the Peter's fathers where concerned about. They didn't want their son to lower his guard around such an unstable man, but Peter knew better. He knew Wade would never hurt him; the mercenary was too busy having a sometimes irritatingly large crush on his friendly neighborhood Spider-man.

"Evening Spidey, how's my bug-a-boo? Who was that on the phone, your girlfriend giving you a hard time?" the mercenary asked as he draped an arm over the shorter man's shoulder, his usual large grin on his face visible even through his spandex mask.

"No, it was my dad." Peter informed him, nonchalantly stepping away from the larger man, in turn removing Deadpool's arm from his shoulder. He didn't bother commenting on the nickname.

"Oh, which one?"

"Steve."

"Ah, good old Captain America checkin' in on you Petey? Did you have a fight with the tin man again?"

"Yeah..." Peter said in a sad, dejected sort of way, as the wound to his pride still hadn't healed, his eyes drifting to the ground.

"About joining the Avengers?" Peter didn't even verbally respond that time, just nodded his head.

"Gosh, he better find the wizard soon so he can get the heart." The younger man couldn't help but chuckle at the comment, which made Wade's grin widen. "There we go, that's what I like to hear," Deadpool said, placing an arm around the back of Peter's neck. "Come on Spidey, no more moping. You and I are gonna have a night on the town, forget all your troubles." Most likely it would be a night full of bad puns, absurd activities, and flirting on Wade's part, but Peter didn't refuse. He had hung out with the mercenary before and even though he often came back with a slight headache, it was always a fun time, so why not? Peter could use some cheering up.

+Time Skip+

The laughter finally died down as the two spandex clad men found themselves on a roof top similar to the one they had met on hours ago.

"Well it's almost 2:30 in the morning. I should head home," Peter informed Wade, after checking the clock tower nearby. "Thanks again for tonight; I feel a lot better."

"Always happy to cheer you up Spidey," Deadpool said with a pat on the shorter man's shoulder. "I'll be waiting for you to call about our second date," he continued with a wink, causing Spider-man to roll his eyes, though it was hard to notice through his mask.

"If that's what you want to call this," Peter said with a humored scoff, in far too good a mood to fight back.

"A kiss goodbye my love, till we can meet again?" Wade joked dramatically, leaning down slightly with puckered his lips. Peter was about to let another chuckle slip before he paused, remembered that this man had spent the past few hours with him just to cheer him up. Wade had been so kind to him, maybe a reward was in order.

Without lifting his mask, Peter tilted his head upwards and, just for a moment, only a peck, he touched his lips to Deadpools. The older man's eyes shot open in surprise, not having expected to be taken up on his offer. Before he could say a word however, Spider-man shot his web and swung off into the city.

"W-wait!" the mercenary called but was ignored, left standing in shock and disbelief, a blush quickly rising in his scared cheeks.

{Oh my god, he KISSED US!} One voice shouted, finally breaking the frozen moment. Wade let out a high pitched fangirl squeal as he began to hop, skip, and dance around the roof top.

[How do we know he wasn't just playing along with our joke?] The other voice commented, trying to calm the other two down.

"Peter's not like that, he wouldn't kiss someone for a joke," Deadpool informed the voices, almost triumphantly.

{So that means...}

"{He waaants us, oh he so waaants us, he totally waaants us.}" Wade and the one voice began to chant together as the last voice sighed at the ridiculous song, not admitting his own joy at the idea.


I was actually originally going to make this one long story but I was talked out of it.

There is actually a good reason to why I had Tony and Steve as Peter's parents and not just cuz it would be super cute. The big conflict here is getting into the Avengers, so at least the Avengers or S.H.I.E.L.D had to be involved. But why would they care if Deadpool and Spidey are dating? As his parents, there's a much stronger bond between them and much more incentive to do what they can to keep their precious son away from a man they deem dangerous.

"Evening Spidey, how's my bug-a-boo?" Why haven't people used this nickname more?