So then. Master Jarrus got what more then one positive review. (thanks guys) I would write more of that but I can't figure out how to add to it.
hockingly I do not own Star do I and Im leaking new rebels episodes...
Lord Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, Former Jedi knight, Former Padawan of Obi-wan Kenobi and former whiny brat, sat at the dinner Table."Ooooh-Pah. We would behonoured if you would join us."(I need to use that more often he thought) The ghost crew looked at him. "What?!" They all yelled reaching for their weapons before remembering the extremely competent and smart(Hera's excuse to commander Sato) Lothal Garrison troopers had taken them. This was not a good day to infiltrate the Imperial complex.
"Yes just sit down. I want to negotiate. My chef prepared a nice roast Roast Nuna." Vader replied not a hint of emotion in his voice." The green twi'lek(What was her name?Hearer? Hera? He was pretty sure it was Hera)Looked at him skeptically. "Do we have a choice?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-Im sorry I just realised I have to call the Emperor later. Looking at that ugly face...Where were we? Oh yeah the answer is no you don't have a choice."
"So mister...Janus was it?" Vader asked trying to make small talk. " "Jarrus" Kanan replied, gritting his teeth. "So can we talk about the negotiations then-" "No politics at my table!" Vader boomed. "I had enough of that from Panda bear or whatever her name was."
"Sooooo...Garizeb-" "Call me Zeb. Please." "As you wish"Vader replied(I need to remember that too he thought.) "Is that Bo-Rifle lightsaber proof?"He asked genuinely Curious. "I don't know. Some of them are made of Phrik alloy but some aren't. I don't really wan't to find out." Said Zeb, tearing into the roast nuna.
"Miss Wren I must sincerely apologize for any brain trauma-" She cut him off. "It's Ok Lord Vader, I was wearing proper besk'ar gam and not cheap durasteel. I was unharmed. Not even a is weird." "Oh thank the force. My...friend...former friend, fell in love with a Mandalorian. He said that the women can hold grudges for a looong time."
He then abruptly turned to Ezra. " You remind me of a holodrama I loved as a kid. It was about a street urchin who met a magic guy. He even had blue hair!" "Ok." Ezra replied, half expecting Vader to play the throat hug game.
"By the way Miss Syndulla you are a very good pilot." Hera beamed. Praise from a mortal enemy is worth a lot. "Thank you! I learned from my Father's co-workers. I have to admire you're skill as well." "Don't mention it" Vader replied feeling proud.
Finally he looked at Chopper. "Hello my friend how are you-ARRRGH!" Vader was suddenly Jolted with a electro-prod,short circuiting his suit. "#% &" Chopper beeped. The ghost crew got up and left, defeating the "extremely competent and smart" stormtroopers. "Mi'lord how did the practice for you're dinner with Captain Solo go-"asked agent Kallus later. "When I get to Bespin"Vader replied, still wheezing "I'm going to skip to the Detention block part. No dinner. Prepare Executor and-" Vader Paused. He realised he still had to call Sheev(Darth Sidious.)"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And thus concludes a tale of dinner. I hope you enjoyed it. May the force be with you. In case this isn't clear this is set when the falcon is travelling to Bespin. Some source's claim it took weeks for the falcon to arrive so I thought: Vader must have had SOMETHING better to do, then wait weeks, having his valuables stolen by Lando.
