Addicted
By kelli173
Chapter 1 : Bets please…
Summary: Luke and Lorelai make a little bet over coffee…
Rating: PG…..might change a little later on
Spoilers: Not sure yet…
Pairing: Luke and Lorelai ofcorz!!! L/L 4eva!!
A/N: plz review this is my first ever ff.net posting and my first ever GG fanfic. So if it takes me a while to post then bear with me, there will be more to come!! I have school and other responsibilities to up hold before this….and this little thing I call my muse is chucking a bit of a hissy fit at the moment. If there are any spelling worries, im an aussie, that'll clear some up for ya. PLZ REVIEW!! L/L 4EVA!!
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't bother!!
"Coffee."
"No."
"Coffee."
"No."
"Tea?"
"Sure."
"Then why not coffee?"
"Because it'll kill you."
"Not today it won't….though someone might get hurt if they don't distribute said coffee."
Luke and Lorelai were going through their usual banter rounds early on a Saturday morning. Lorelai had been forced out of bed to drive Rory to Chilton so she could go on her first school camp. This left Lorelai grumpy and in dire need of a caffeinated beverage. But of course Luke wasn't going to make it that easy.
"Yes, but since said coffees are distributed often, the for-mentioned customer shall become ill from a large build up of caffeine and other associated bad bits of coffee in their body which shall result in premature death." Luke argued.
Lorelai gestured her hand over her head a made a "whooshing" sound to show she didn't understand.
"Never mind." Luke picked up the coffee pot and walked to a near by table, to refill the mugs.
"They get coffee!" Lorelai complained, pointing at the innocent, coffee- holding bystanders.
"But they are normal people Lorelai, They're allowed coffee once in a while, you on the other hand need to take up biting your nails or something, anything to get you off your addiction."
"I am NOT a coffee addict Luke!" Luke just laughed.
"You know that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time Lorelai."
"Oh, so you obviously didn't hear the one about the cow?" Lorelai smirked at her own joke, and then continued more seriously, "You really think I'm addicted? Damn, I suppose you know what you're talking about and all, being the coffee god like you are,"
"Flattery will get you nowhere Lorelai," Luke grunted.
"Pfft! Anyway, as I was saying, you think I can't live without coffee? I'll show you! I vow that while Rory is away on camp I will not drink one ounce of coffee! And you give me a WHOLE pot of coffee!"
"Only a week? That's not very long. Hardly long enough to prove a point."
"Well I can't deprive Rory of the coffee experience now can I? Seriously," Lorelai leaned in and whispered in Luke's ear, "I think she might be addicted to the stuff."
Luke rolled his eyes, "A week it is, for a pot of coffee." He agreed and they shook hands. Lorelai smiled, then got up and walked out the door.
Luke watched her go, smiling. "I give her three hours."
A/N- Thanx to Jenn for pointing out my little boo-boo, I have no idea where I got the idea of nicotine from…im such an idiot!! Hehehe thankz again!! I APPRECIATE ALL REVIEWS!!!
By kelli173
Chapter 1 : Bets please…
Summary: Luke and Lorelai make a little bet over coffee…
Rating: PG…..might change a little later on
Spoilers: Not sure yet…
Pairing: Luke and Lorelai ofcorz!!! L/L 4eva!!
A/N: plz review this is my first ever ff.net posting and my first ever GG fanfic. So if it takes me a while to post then bear with me, there will be more to come!! I have school and other responsibilities to up hold before this….and this little thing I call my muse is chucking a bit of a hissy fit at the moment. If there are any spelling worries, im an aussie, that'll clear some up for ya. PLZ REVIEW!! L/L 4EVA!!
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't bother!!
"Coffee."
"No."
"Coffee."
"No."
"Tea?"
"Sure."
"Then why not coffee?"
"Because it'll kill you."
"Not today it won't….though someone might get hurt if they don't distribute said coffee."
Luke and Lorelai were going through their usual banter rounds early on a Saturday morning. Lorelai had been forced out of bed to drive Rory to Chilton so she could go on her first school camp. This left Lorelai grumpy and in dire need of a caffeinated beverage. But of course Luke wasn't going to make it that easy.
"Yes, but since said coffees are distributed often, the for-mentioned customer shall become ill from a large build up of caffeine and other associated bad bits of coffee in their body which shall result in premature death." Luke argued.
Lorelai gestured her hand over her head a made a "whooshing" sound to show she didn't understand.
"Never mind." Luke picked up the coffee pot and walked to a near by table, to refill the mugs.
"They get coffee!" Lorelai complained, pointing at the innocent, coffee- holding bystanders.
"But they are normal people Lorelai, They're allowed coffee once in a while, you on the other hand need to take up biting your nails or something, anything to get you off your addiction."
"I am NOT a coffee addict Luke!" Luke just laughed.
"You know that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time Lorelai."
"Oh, so you obviously didn't hear the one about the cow?" Lorelai smirked at her own joke, and then continued more seriously, "You really think I'm addicted? Damn, I suppose you know what you're talking about and all, being the coffee god like you are,"
"Flattery will get you nowhere Lorelai," Luke grunted.
"Pfft! Anyway, as I was saying, you think I can't live without coffee? I'll show you! I vow that while Rory is away on camp I will not drink one ounce of coffee! And you give me a WHOLE pot of coffee!"
"Only a week? That's not very long. Hardly long enough to prove a point."
"Well I can't deprive Rory of the coffee experience now can I? Seriously," Lorelai leaned in and whispered in Luke's ear, "I think she might be addicted to the stuff."
Luke rolled his eyes, "A week it is, for a pot of coffee." He agreed and they shook hands. Lorelai smiled, then got up and walked out the door.
Luke watched her go, smiling. "I give her three hours."
A/N- Thanx to Jenn for pointing out my little boo-boo, I have no idea where I got the idea of nicotine from…im such an idiot!! Hehehe thankz again!! I APPRECIATE ALL REVIEWS!!!
