Meatwad's rabbit

(I don't own Aqua Teen Hunger Force or any of its charcters.)

Meatwad hugged his small, pink bunny rabbit he made from toliet paper and lay down. "Good night,bunny." he said and waited for ther rabbits reply,"yes'm , love you to bunny." Meatwad fell asleep shortly after.The sun peeked into the room from the hole in the wall. "Since when did I have a window?" Meatwad asked and looked at the nearly destroied wall. He looked down to find his rabbit and screamed, rolling downstairs. "Shake... Shake my booty," Shake said as he danced in the living room. "Hey, hey, hey Shake." Meatwad said, "My my bunny rabbit is gone!" "Meatwad.. do I come to you with my problems?" Shake said as he sat down. "Sure, tons of times." Meatwad said. "No! I never do." Shake said, "now go get me a coke, Im parched." "But thats your problem." Meatwad said, "Thats a problem you came to me with right there." "No, Meatwad, Its your problem, becasue if you don't roll your meaty behind to the kitchen and get me a coke, Im going to feed you to the dogs." Shake said. "We don't have dogs." Meatwad said. "Look me in the eyes Meatwad, and tell me Im wrong." Shake replied. "Y-Your wrong." Meatwad said. Shake slapped him across the face, "Tell me Im wrong again." "Will you slap me again?" "yes." "Then no! I ain't telling you your wrong again." Meatwad said. "Ah ha! Then we DO have dogs. Now go get me a coke." Shake said and picked up the remote. Meatwaf rolled towards the door, "Where are you going the kitchen is that way!" "Im gettin' out of here." Meatwad said. "Do you think Im gonna watch "Almost Living Dracula" without a coke! Do you Meatwad?" Shake said. "No, I think Im gettin' the hell outta here," Meatwad replied and rolled out the door. "Thats right.. role your processed cow meat ass outta here.. .see if I care! But Meatwad! You ain't comin' back. No until you get my coke!" Shake said. (Five Minutes Later) "Hey Im back." Meatwad said, holding a coke in his hand, " I got you a coke if you'll help me find my bunny." "Fine, but Im only doing this for the coke." Shake said and they walked to Meatwads room. "Someone redecorated your room?" Shake said, looking at the hole in the wall. "Yup, and they stole my bunny, we gotta go get 'em." "I'll say we do, they should'a done the bathroom! Why spend time on a dim wit like you?" Shake said. "That wasn't nice." Meatwad said and rolled across the floor, picking up an envelope with an adress on it. "MR Bunny snatcher, 462 Downtown, CLUE " "Hey Shake, do you think this is a Clue?" "NO Meatwad, its junk, now. Im going to look for clues in the Living Room, where I'll be sitting on the couch watching T.V., but don't be fooled Meatwad, I'll be looking for clues." Shake said and walked(?) out. "Well Im gonna go look at 426 Downtown." Meatwad said and rolled out of the hole in the wall. (Nect scene) Downtown.. "Wow, that was quick." Meatwad said and rolled up to bunny shaped house. He rolled inside and looked around. "Hello, Mr Bunny snatcher?" "So you came, young ball of meat!" a husky voice said and a man in a long black cape and mask stepped out. "Damn straight I did! Now wheres my bunny!?" Meatwad said. "The bunny is safe." he said revealing the bunny tied to a pole behind him, but you will fight me for it." "I never agreed to that!" Meatwad protested. "Silince! Fight me NOW!" the man shouted and fired a fire ball at him. Meatwad dodged and held up a pink wand, made of meat. "Meat wand POWER!" he cried and transformed into a meat igloo, "Lets see what ya' do now!" "NOO! Atleast I can still kill your rabbit!" the man said and shot a fire ball at the rabbit. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Meatwad cried and jumped towards the bunny in slow-mo, the fireball hitting him and the rabbit as he reached the pole. ----------- Meatwad woke up in his room without a window, and his rabbit next to him and sighed, It was just a drem. Or was it? Yes it was