Warm, almost burning kisses trail down my chest. I feel my heartbeat increase to the point that the only thing I can hear is blood rushing in my head. I am drawn out of my stupor as I feel a hot breath on my inner thigh. I moan, it sounds faint and far away, his tongue now trails to my diamond hard member. He pauses and leans up to my ear, he moans my name, his voice husky from the passion that surrounds us both. I can only whimper as his hands roam my body. I moan one word, a name, that fills me with both fear and passion. "Optimus"
I awake with a jolt as my alarm begins to play the deafening, irritating music of its people. I stumble out of bed to the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror. I become disgusted with myself but I sigh and begin my daily routine of hygiene. Afterwards I stumble out of my room and roam through the halls of the base that I was asked, well...more like swindled into moving into, thanks to a certain yellow and black musical bot...who happened to be my bad-ass car and best friend, and who was also currently running up behind me in his new favorite mode.
"SAM!" Bee almost howled as he grabbed me and hugged me tighter than my own mother ever could...and trust me that woman has a grip like Ironhide when it comes to highgrade.
"B-ah BEE!" I croak out "Can't breathe" I smile and give a fake wheeze for effect.
"Oh..sorry...still working on my strength in this form" He said sheepishly.
"That's okay...so what's up?" I ask as we walk side by side down the hall.
"Well...I have been training with my new pulse rifle that Ratchet attached the other day, 24 out 24 shots, dead on, thank you very much" He said smirking and rubbing his knuckle on his shirt.
"Bee...you have a targeting system...of course you would get a bulls-eye each time" I said chuckling.
"Yeah...b-but I...I guess you are right" He said a bit deflated. I sigh and pat his back.
"Sorry dude...anyways what is everyone else up to?" I ask hoping to cheer him up.
"Well...Ratchet is repairing Ironhide...again" He said grinning.
"What happened...?" I had to ask.
"Oh...nothing much...it just seems that the old mech is not as nimble as me..." Bee said trying to hold back a laugh.
"What did you do?" I groan,
"Me?...nothing..." He said giving the most innocent face he can muster...and I have to admit...if I hadn't known him for all these years, I would believe it. But...unfortunately for my greatest friend, I know him better than he knows himself.
"Bee..." I said giving him a knowing look.
"What? I told you I didn't do anything...now the wall of the west gate...that almost flattened his face" He said chuckling. I sigh and stop at the elevator that takes us to the surface.
"Anything else?" I asked and he hums for a minute and rubs his chin.
"Uh...oh! Optimus wants to speak with you" He said cheerfully. I internally groan 'Of course he does' I instantly thought while thinking back to my dream.
"C-could you cover for me Bee...please...I have...uh...homework to do" I said and Bee gave me a look similar to the one I gave him earlier.
"Homework...on a Saturday...in July...at 10 am..." He said slowly enunciating each word a bit.
"...yes" I answer. He huffs.
"Sam...why haven't you told him?" He asked me reaching forward stopping the elevator.
"W-what do you mean Bee?" I asked starting to worry.
"Sam...may I remind you that I am a highly advance alien robot with a multitude of sensors that can detect a fly farting on the moon? I think I can tell when my best friend is crushing on my boss...well maybe a little more than a crush considering last night" He said muttering that last part.
"Last night?" I asked, and he grinned, suddenly I heard a obvious recording of me breathing short breaths and moaning the accursed mech's name. It took me less time for my entire body to turn red from embarrassment than it took for frenzy to find me on eBay.
"You...recorded me?" I asked my attitude changing from embarrassment to pure rage.
"No. Sam I didn't record you...you called me" He said matter-of-factly. I slowly slid my eyes closed and slid down to the floor.
"Sam...its not the end of the world." Bee said smiling.
"Y-yeah it is...Bee please...he can't find out! H-he will throw me out or but me in Alcatraz or feed me to Ravage!" I pleaded with him.
"Sam, first of all...I would never let him throw you out, second Alcatraz has been closed for years and lastly Ravage doesn't eat humans...he maws them." He grinned at the end of the sentence.
"Bumblebee! PLEASE!" I beg.
"Sam I wasn't going to tell...I don't blackmail friends...but I don't see the harm in telling him that you care for him" Bee said looking at me.
"First of all you blackmailed Sideswipe last week because he stole your air freshener, and the harm is that he will think I am a freak" I said and Bee sighed.
"Sideswipe had it coming...as for you...you can't obviously think you are the only human to feel this way, can you?" Bee asked and I looked at him.
"W-what? what do you mean?" I asked actually confused.
"Sam we have been on this planet for oh...what a million some odd years right? You think all that time no one fell in love with one of us?" Bee asked looking at me.
"I...I dunno...I never thought about it" I said kinda shyly.
"Well...you aren't" Bee said and started the elevator again.
"W-who was the first?" I asked
"I believe her name was Caroline...she was one of the first people to discover us, however she never got to tell the mech...actually no one who has fallen in love with one of us has ever told the other" Bee said as the door opened.
"Why?" I asked and he chuckled.
"Probably the same reason you won't tell Optimus" Bee chuckled
"Won't tell me what?" Optimus said as Bee stopped himself and Sam from running into him.
"Uh...tell you that I have been practicing my Cybertronian history" Sam said and Bee threw up his arms and walked away muttering and occasionally playing a clip of a chicken clucking.
"Well that was...odd" Optimus said as he watch Bumblebee walk away. "Anyway, that is wonder Samuel. I am glad you find our history interesting..." Optimus said smiling down at the boy, making the poor boy go weak in the knees.
"Well..I mean what can I say, it is a tragic yet educational history. Anyway Bee said you wanted to see me" Sam said and Optimus thought for a moment.
"Ah yes...I have something for you...I found it while investigating a crash site. Thought you may like it." Optimus said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a crystal, unlike anything Sam had ever seen.
"Wow...um what type of crystal is this?" Sam asked looking at it.
"Well actually it is a Cybertronian crystal...it is Energon that was but under high pressure and heat. I believed it formed when whatever crashed down went through the atmosphere." Optimus said.
"Um thank you Optimus...however why did you think of me when you saw it?" Sam asked and Optimus let a small blush go over his face.
"W-well I honestly don't know...you just were the first person that came to mind when I saw it...if you don't like it I can take it back" Optimus said his eyes seemed to dim.
"No! no" Sam said quickly "No I love it...um thank you again Optimus..."
"Well you are welcome Samuel.." Optimus answered back. They stood there in silence for a moment until Optimus clear his throat. "Now if you excuse me Sam, I have a meeting with a Mr. " Optimus paused to look at his datapad. "Put-tain?" Optimus said trying his best a pronunciation.
"Well...I better not keep you...have fun" Sam said as he waved bye to Optimus as he walk by.
"BWAK BWAK BWAK" A suddenly loudly clucking noise came from behind Sam making him jump three feet in the air.
"BEE!" Sam shouted, to which Bee responded by playing the chicken dance song.
AN: I HAVE RETURNED...well sorta. I need a break from my other jobs so I decided to write a small short fic. I may continue it...not sure. Tell me what you think. Also, you guys are so awesome I never thought I would have this many fans. Thanks for the support and have a Happy Easter weekend.
