Chapter One
TITLE: A very glee chatroom Chapter One
PAIRINGS: Faberry (Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry)
Klaine (Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson)
Brittana (Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez)
Samcedes (Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones)
RATING: T for swearing, and suggestive themes
SYPNOSIS: A chatroom for all the glee kids, all the funny times and glee times in a chatroom! Major Faberry, Brittana, Klaine, Samcedes.
A/N: Hey everybody, I hope you enjoy this little story I've set up! Please R&R and enjoy!
PuckDudeROAR is now online
STARBerry is now online
QuinnLucyFabray is now online
MissSnixLopez is now online
FootballFinn is now online
BrittLikesUnicorns is now online
STARBerry: Hello fellow glee members, I have made this chatroom for us all to discuss our glee assiments.
QuinnLucyFabray: Please stop talking Manhands, you're giving me a major headache and that's not good for the baby.
MissSnixLopez: Hell yeah!
FootballFinn: Guys lay off Rach, she has feelings you know...
MissSnixLopez: Shut it manboobs unless you want me to fire an arrow at those disgusting slops hanging off your chest and let the entire puss run out.
PuckDudeROAR: LOL this is amusing
STARBerry: Finn that was very brave of you to do that *blushes*
FootballFinn: Have you broken with Jesse yet?
QuinnLucyFabray: Why do I feel awkward hearing this?
MissSnixLopez: Cuz Manboobs is gonna ask TreasureTrail to go on a date that's why!
STARBerry: REALLY?!
FootballFinn: ...
Kurtsie is now online
Blainsie is now online
STARBerry: Why hello Kurt and Blaine, why are your names so...wrong?
Blainsie: Kurt hacked into my account -_-
Kurtsie: So did you!
MissSnixLopez: LOL
FootballFinn: Kurt why is Burt running around muttering angrily to himself?
Blainsie: Awks moment
Kurtsie: ...
MissSnixLopez: Oooh what happened Gay Number One?
BrittLikesUnicorns: HEY SANNY
MissSnixLopez: Hey Britt, you okay babe?
Kurtsie: Burt walked in while me and Blaine were um...
STARBerry: Do I want to know?
MissSnixLopez: Shut it Berry, I want to know!
PuckDudeROAR: Same! ^^
FootballFinn: MY BROTHER DUDE, REALLY?!
STARBerry: ?
Blainsie: Um...we were um...having...
BrittLikesUnicorns: Pancakes?
Kurtsie: No Britt we weren't.
BrittLikesUnicorns: Oh : (
Blainsie: WE WERE HAVING SEX OKAY?
STARBerry is now offline
QuinnLucyFabray is now offline
FootballFinn: WARBLER THAT IS GROSS!
FootballFinn is now offline
Blainsie: Everything out in the open now *Relaxes*
Kurtsie: Why the hell did you tell them Blaine? Now they're going to tease me nonstop!
Kurtsie is now offline
MissSnixLopez: WANKY
PuckDudeROAR: LOL
Blainsie: I've upset Kurt now!
KurtH is now online
KurtH: ...
Blainsie: I'm so sorry Kurt, I shouldn't have told anyone!
PuckDudeROAR: Why do I feel really awkward?
MissSnixLopez: Cuz Kurt's being a tight ass and Blaine is trying to make it up to him!
KurtH is now offline
Blainsie: I HATE YOU, YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND!
BrittLikesUnicorns: That's bullying and I will not allow it Blaine Anderson!
BrittLikesUnicorns has reported Blainsie for 'meanness' and 'bullying'.
Blainsie: What the hell?
PuckDudeROAR: Not cool man!
MissSnixLopez: I'm super turned on by you Britt!
Blainsie: O_O
Monitor is now online
Monitor: I hear Blaine Anderson is bullying Santana Lopez?
Blainsie: How did you know my name?
BrittLikesUnicorns: Because he's a fairy Blaine, he knows everyone's names right?
MissSnixLopez: Yep Britt, he's a fairy.
Monitor: Um...Enough of this silliness and let's talk about resolving the issue shall we?
PuckDudeROAR: LOL
Monitor: Who are you exactly?
PuckDudeROAR: I'm Puck, out to get YOU
Blainsie: Sorry but what's going on?
Monitor: We'll have to start an investigation about the complaint BrittLikesUnicorns has made against you!
MissSnixLopez: WANKY, is this Figgins by any chance?
Monitor: Lopez?
MissSnixLopez: HA it's Figgins
Blainsie: So am I going to jail then...
PuckDudeROAR: Obviously not, dude you gotta learn to listen.
Monitor has changed its name to FigginsCream
FigginsCream has been kicked out by MissSnixLopez
Blainsie: LOL
PuckDudeROAR: I gotta go guys, Blaine stay out of trouble dude.
MissSnixLopez: Britt our date is in five minutes, you ready?
BrittLikesUnicorns: Wouldn't forget it for the world!
MissSnixLopez, BrittLikesUnicorns and PuckDudeROAR are now offline
BurtHummel is now online
BurtHummel: Hey Blaine what's up?
Blainsie: Kurt's in a mood with me.
BurtHummel: Oh that's why he's locked himself in his room and is singing all by myself?
Blainsie: OH MY GOD IS HE BREAKING UP WITH ME?
BurtHummel: I don't know I'll ask!
Blainsie: Will he listen to you?
BurtHummel: If I say Barbra is walking down the street he might listen.
Blainsie: Good idea Mr H
BurtHummel: Why am I even on this chatroom?
Blainsie: Don't ask me!
BurtHummel: I just did
Blainsie: Can you read all of the chats history then...
BurtHummel: Yes why...
Blainsie: DON'T LOOK THROUGH IT
BurtHummel: I am anyway
Blainsie: Cringe
BurtHummel: Are you guys really having sex?
Blainsie is now offline
BurtHummel: Hello? Blaine?
BurtHummel: Crap.
Review please?
