Chapter One

TITLE: A very glee chatroom Chapter One

PAIRINGS: Faberry (Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry)

Klaine (Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson)

Brittana (Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez)

Samcedes (Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones)

RATING: T for swearing, and suggestive themes

SYPNOSIS: A chatroom for all the glee kids, all the funny times and glee times in a chatroom! Major Faberry, Brittana, Klaine, Samcedes.

A/N: Hey everybody, I hope you enjoy this little story I've set up! Please R&R and enjoy!


PuckDudeROAR is now online

STARBerry is now online

QuinnLucyFabray is now online

MissSnixLopez is now online

FootballFinn is now online

BrittLikesUnicorns is now online

STARBerry: Hello fellow glee members, I have made this chatroom for us all to discuss our glee assiments.

QuinnLucyFabray: Please stop talking Manhands, you're giving me a major headache and that's not good for the baby.

MissSnixLopez: Hell yeah!

FootballFinn: Guys lay off Rach, she has feelings you know...

MissSnixLopez: Shut it manboobs unless you want me to fire an arrow at those disgusting slops hanging off your chest and let the entire puss run out.

PuckDudeROAR: LOL this is amusing

STARBerry: Finn that was very brave of you to do that *blushes*

FootballFinn: Have you broken with Jesse yet?

QuinnLucyFabray: Why do I feel awkward hearing this?

MissSnixLopez: Cuz Manboobs is gonna ask TreasureTrail to go on a date that's why!

STARBerry: REALLY?!

FootballFinn: ...

Kurtsie is now online

Blainsie is now online

STARBerry: Why hello Kurt and Blaine, why are your names so...wrong?

Blainsie: Kurt hacked into my account -_-

Kurtsie: So did you!

MissSnixLopez: LOL

FootballFinn: Kurt why is Burt running around muttering angrily to himself?

Blainsie: Awks moment

Kurtsie: ...

MissSnixLopez: Oooh what happened Gay Number One?

BrittLikesUnicorns: HEY SANNY

MissSnixLopez: Hey Britt, you okay babe?

Kurtsie: Burt walked in while me and Blaine were um...

STARBerry: Do I want to know?

MissSnixLopez: Shut it Berry, I want to know!

PuckDudeROAR: Same! ^^

FootballFinn: MY BROTHER DUDE, REALLY?!

STARBerry: ?

Blainsie: Um...we were um...having...

BrittLikesUnicorns: Pancakes?

Kurtsie: No Britt we weren't.

BrittLikesUnicorns: Oh : (

Blainsie: WE WERE HAVING SEX OKAY?

STARBerry is now offline

QuinnLucyFabray is now offline

FootballFinn: WARBLER THAT IS GROSS!

FootballFinn is now offline

Blainsie: Everything out in the open now *Relaxes*

Kurtsie: Why the hell did you tell them Blaine? Now they're going to tease me nonstop!

Kurtsie is now offline

MissSnixLopez: WANKY

PuckDudeROAR: LOL

Blainsie: I've upset Kurt now!

KurtH is now online

KurtH: ...

Blainsie: I'm so sorry Kurt, I shouldn't have told anyone!

PuckDudeROAR: Why do I feel really awkward?

MissSnixLopez: Cuz Kurt's being a tight ass and Blaine is trying to make it up to him!

KurtH is now offline

Blainsie: I HATE YOU, YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND!

BrittLikesUnicorns: That's bullying and I will not allow it Blaine Anderson!

BrittLikesUnicorns has reported Blainsie for 'meanness' and 'bullying'.

Blainsie: What the hell?

PuckDudeROAR: Not cool man!

MissSnixLopez: I'm super turned on by you Britt!

Blainsie: O_O

Monitor is now online

Monitor: I hear Blaine Anderson is bullying Santana Lopez?

Blainsie: How did you know my name?

BrittLikesUnicorns: Because he's a fairy Blaine, he knows everyone's names right?

MissSnixLopez: Yep Britt, he's a fairy.

Monitor: Um...Enough of this silliness and let's talk about resolving the issue shall we?

PuckDudeROAR: LOL

Monitor: Who are you exactly?

PuckDudeROAR: I'm Puck, out to get YOU

Blainsie: Sorry but what's going on?

Monitor: We'll have to start an investigation about the complaint BrittLikesUnicorns has made against you!

MissSnixLopez: WANKY, is this Figgins by any chance?

Monitor: Lopez?

MissSnixLopez: HA it's Figgins

Blainsie: So am I going to jail then...

PuckDudeROAR: Obviously not, dude you gotta learn to listen.

Monitor has changed its name to FigginsCream

FigginsCream has been kicked out by MissSnixLopez

Blainsie: LOL

PuckDudeROAR: I gotta go guys, Blaine stay out of trouble dude.

MissSnixLopez: Britt our date is in five minutes, you ready?

BrittLikesUnicorns: Wouldn't forget it for the world!

MissSnixLopez, BrittLikesUnicorns and PuckDudeROAR are now offline

BurtHummel is now online

BurtHummel: Hey Blaine what's up?

Blainsie: Kurt's in a mood with me.

BurtHummel: Oh that's why he's locked himself in his room and is singing all by myself?

Blainsie: OH MY GOD IS HE BREAKING UP WITH ME?

BurtHummel: I don't know I'll ask!

Blainsie: Will he listen to you?

BurtHummel: If I say Barbra is walking down the street he might listen.

Blainsie: Good idea Mr H

BurtHummel: Why am I even on this chatroom?

Blainsie: Don't ask me!

BurtHummel: I just did

Blainsie: Can you read all of the chats history then...

BurtHummel: Yes why...

Blainsie: DON'T LOOK THROUGH IT

BurtHummel: I am anyway

Blainsie: Cringe

BurtHummel: Are you guys really having sex?

Blainsie is now offline

BurtHummel: Hello? Blaine?

BurtHummel: Crap.


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