It was a typical work day at the Mystery Shack. Soos was fixing an electric box while Dipper and Mabel played. Wendy remained silent with a permanent scowl on her face as she sat at the cash register. Dipper saw her and was curious why she was mad.

"Wendy, what's wrong?" asked Dipper.

"Men." said Wendy, "I just hate living in a house full of guys. The bathrooms are always a mess, everyone is punching everyone, the boys get to be hairy all they want while I have to deal with painful nicks on my legs or else I get called gross; it's stressful. Why do men always have to be such jerks?"

"I'm sorry Wendy." said Dipper, "But you know, not every guy is-"

Wendy then punched Dipper in the stomach.

"Don't you DARE say what all men are like to me!"

Wendy then stormed out the gift shop.

"What did I say?" aske Dipper in confusion.

"Dude, it's best not to get into any arguments when it comes to gender politics." said Soos, "Trust me; I've been on the Internet."

"Let me talk to her." said Mabel.

Mabel went outside, seeing Wendy sitting on the stoop. Mabel sat next to her.

"Hey Wendy. Sorry you're having boy trouble. I know what its like to have a brother who annoys you; I can't imagine what its like to have three, plus a dad who's as filled with testosterone as yours."

Wendy smiled.

"Well we girls gotta stick together then."

Suddenly, there was a rumbling in the bushes. A large creature, looking like a skeletal, humanoid female deer came approaching. Wendy and Mabel held each other, screaming.

"ENOUGH!" said the creature. "I hear you've been having man problems. I am here to help."

"Whoa." said Wendy. "So, are you, like, a wendigo or something?"

"I am a womandigo. You may call me Esther Jen. Come. I must take you over to the She Shed."

"May I come too?" asked Mabel.

"Sure. The more women the merrier."

She and Wendy started following Esther Jen into the woods.