The fairy-tale marriage between josh and lily has been on the rocks of late
and josh is looking for an old friend.
In josh and lily's apartment
Josh: lily, I don't think we can stay together anymore.
Lily: oh, sure, go run out on me and play your football with sugar daddy and the rest of the goons.
Josh: no, lily, I mean we both just jumped into this and I don't think either of us was ready for it.
Lily: look, I can get a better job than Mr. Cluck's.
Josh: doing what ? you have no skills; I have no skills; we don't even have our diplomas yet and we're 2 months behind in the rent.
Lily: (pauses) are you saying you don't love me anymore ?
Josh: honestly, lily, I don't think I ever really DID love you.
Lily: so what now ? are you going to go running back to Brooke ? In case you didn't notice at school, Josh, Brooke has someone else and that someone is Sam.
Josh: OK, Lily, I don't know about Sam but Brooke is NOT gay.
Lily: that's what you think.
Josh: and I'm going to prove it. (He rushes out of the apartment and slams the door behind him).
Next day in school
Josh sees Brooke at her locker and comes up to her.
Josh: Brooke, we need to talk.
Brooke: about what ? you doing the wild thing with Lily ? Remember, you broke up with me.
Josh: that's what I need to talk to you about - Lily and I - we were a bit hasty about our marriage - and It's not working out.
Brooke: Oh, so now you come running to me ? what am I, a marriage counselor ?
Josh: Brooke, I want you back - like it used to be between us.
Brooke: (throws back her head and laughs) HAH ! you want me back now, just when things are not working out for you. Well, it just so happens you're married, casanova, so you have to get out of that first.
Josh: but---
Brooke: and another thing; I'm attached now. (Sam appears at her side and puts her arm inside Brooke's).
Josh: wait a minute. Sam, I don't know what your deal is but I do know that Brooke is NOT gay. She-
Sam: and how do u know ? when was the last time you slept with her ? you're too busy trying to make something out of nothing with my best friend !
Brooke: (looks astonishingly at Sam) I thought I was your best friend.
Sam: oh, you know what I mean, Brooke. it was before us.
Josh: Brooke, I want you to come with me now; we need to resolve this without Sam.
Brooke: there's nothing to resolve - I'm betrothed to Sam and I love her very much. See you later. (Brooke and Sam walk off arm in arm).
Josh: (yells) this ain't over, you two. (He hangs his head)
(End of Prologue)
Josh: lily, I don't think we can stay together anymore.
Lily: oh, sure, go run out on me and play your football with sugar daddy and the rest of the goons.
Josh: no, lily, I mean we both just jumped into this and I don't think either of us was ready for it.
Lily: look, I can get a better job than Mr. Cluck's.
Josh: doing what ? you have no skills; I have no skills; we don't even have our diplomas yet and we're 2 months behind in the rent.
Lily: (pauses) are you saying you don't love me anymore ?
Josh: honestly, lily, I don't think I ever really DID love you.
Lily: so what now ? are you going to go running back to Brooke ? In case you didn't notice at school, Josh, Brooke has someone else and that someone is Sam.
Josh: OK, Lily, I don't know about Sam but Brooke is NOT gay.
Lily: that's what you think.
Josh: and I'm going to prove it. (He rushes out of the apartment and slams the door behind him).
Next day in school
Josh sees Brooke at her locker and comes up to her.
Josh: Brooke, we need to talk.
Brooke: about what ? you doing the wild thing with Lily ? Remember, you broke up with me.
Josh: that's what I need to talk to you about - Lily and I - we were a bit hasty about our marriage - and It's not working out.
Brooke: Oh, so now you come running to me ? what am I, a marriage counselor ?
Josh: Brooke, I want you back - like it used to be between us.
Brooke: (throws back her head and laughs) HAH ! you want me back now, just when things are not working out for you. Well, it just so happens you're married, casanova, so you have to get out of that first.
Josh: but---
Brooke: and another thing; I'm attached now. (Sam appears at her side and puts her arm inside Brooke's).
Josh: wait a minute. Sam, I don't know what your deal is but I do know that Brooke is NOT gay. She-
Sam: and how do u know ? when was the last time you slept with her ? you're too busy trying to make something out of nothing with my best friend !
Brooke: (looks astonishingly at Sam) I thought I was your best friend.
Sam: oh, you know what I mean, Brooke. it was before us.
Josh: Brooke, I want you to come with me now; we need to resolve this without Sam.
Brooke: there's nothing to resolve - I'm betrothed to Sam and I love her very much. See you later. (Brooke and Sam walk off arm in arm).
Josh: (yells) this ain't over, you two. (He hangs his head)
(End of Prologue)
