Hi, my name is Dawkins. It's a nickname, because I loathe the religion that sucks in the mindless and intellectually inferior sheeple. I left my island of Fedora Cove after I got friendzoned one too many times (guess I'm just too nice). I'm here to become a Hunter of two things, a girlfriend and the ultra-rare MLP figure of Fluttershy with no eyes. This, is my story.
Chapter I- And so it Begins...
Here I am, about to compete in the Hunter exam! It's my first time, but I'm a nice enough guy to pass! Plus, my charming fedora will get me by. We must run with this probably religious sheeperson for as long as he says to. No matter, I've been running from the imaginary 'God' all my life. Here we go. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING. Oh wait. I can't run.
I failed. Oh well. Looks like nice guys do finish last...
