I don's own anything that has to do with Harley Quinn or the Joker..unfortunately...but i love them all the same!
Seven years.
Seven years I have stood by his side, accompanying him on the job,
laughin at his jokes,
breakin a few laws,
and yes, taking a beating or two.
But hey, a girl's gotta follow her heart, right?
And sometimes that means ignorin that teeny tiny voice in ya head tellin ya to run.
My voice was silenced long ago.
Can we get uuuum.... what's her name?....Jenna into wardrobe please? We don't have all FUCKING night so quite shooting up or throwing up or whatever your doing and get into wardrobe. Naomi? NAOMI! Find Jenna and get her ready...she's on in 3.
I have done a lot of things…
a lot of things I'm not proud of.
Most were harmless, a hostage taking, a robbery or two.
Jenna? Honey bunch? Are you in there? We need to get you ready. Carlos is having a powergasm again. Come on hon. We'll get you all dolled up and maybe a sponsor will see ya tonight! If not, then it's off to the bar for the two of us. That's it, come on sweetness, lets get you fabulous!
Then there were the things that were not so harmless.
That hurt a lot of people.
Hey....hey who the hell are you? Where's Jenna?! What have you--BANG
You...you little cow where the FUCK have you been? Eating in the bathroom I'm guessing? I can't even see your hipbones through that ridiculous get up! Why the hell did Gina put you in that bodysuit and who the fuck did your makeup? Y your ass is soooo-gleghhh
Carlos....babe....I think I speak for myself....and the rest of the girls here when I say...
this was one of those hurtful situations
shut the fuck up…BANG
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Oh My God!!!
SHE KILLED HIM!
RUN!
That isn't Jenna!!!
Oh....
and it's all for him
and the name....
always for him
is Harley...Harley Quinn
only for him
BANG
I'm the girl he backhands when that flying rat interferes with one of his perfect plans. But I take it, because I can. Think of it as a gift to the rest of you. If I didn't stutter meaningless apologies through the blood, it's more than likely that he would destroy half of the city without a second thought. You're welcome.
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OK so i was bored and decided to write my first little entry here. The Joker planned to rob the upper class citizens of Gotham as they hum and ha over a little fashion show fundraiser. Harley's job is to kill and replace a model who looks like her named Jenna Markinson. While waiting for her cue, she reflects on her job as the Jker's right hand gal. Let me know if ya like it! and please be nice :D Thanks!
