Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom had several things in common. But among the things that were similar, the ones that most of the residents of both worlds were not fond of were the farting females. And boy did the farting princesses stink it up...

"Peeyew! I think we could get a world record for these smelly rips, Zelda!" Daisy laughed as she and the Breath of the Wild version of Zelda were unleashing deep pitched bassy farts that echoed throughout the vast fields of Hyrule, with both of their fart gas sounding like tubas. "These fart blasts are so stinky!"

"Ooh, I hope so, Miss Daisy! These breaking winds we're making would lead into my research quite well!" Zelda added as she was fanning the air alongside Daisy, both of them blushing in arousal as they were enjoying their flatulence a bit too much. "I'm really taken aback by this rotten eggy smell!"

"Trust me, if you think that's fun, just wait until you need to really push it out!"

"Oh joy, that sounds so exciting! Now I really want to pass this gas!"

A couple of Moblins caught the sight of the farting princesses, but upon catching a whiff of the rotten methane they were making, they backed away, figuring out that it wouldn't be good for them in the slightest...


"Balloons! I got free balloons here!" Tingle exclaimed as he was by the Hyrule Bay, having some red balloons on him as he was hoping to get at least one customer to buy something from him as he tried his best all day.

"Argh... not this joker again..." Waluigi groaned as he had his taco stand situated on the sandy beach, noticing that Tingle was near him as he tried to not focus on him due to hearing certain things about the green clad freak.

"Can I have one of your tacos please?" Tingle asked as he made his eyes cutesy, much to Waluigi's disgust.

"And why would I give one to you?" Waluigi grumbled while disgruntled.

Tingle danced while laughing. "Come on, help a familiar beloved but also disdained figure out. We live in a society, after all!"


Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he was taking a good tour around the Hyrule Temple, noticing that various pillars were breaking apart from the fighting done. "What the hell is going on over there?"

Several minutes passed as Dry Bowser muttered to himself, the skeletal reptile sure that something was off.