Hiya! This is just a little idea that wouldn't leave my head so I decide, hey why not write it up! It may not be the greatest, seeing how I wrote it a one-thirty in the morning. And if you read my other stories (Which you should! ;) ) then I am making a strict promise to have the next chapter of "I'll be perfect" up in at least a week! I'm almost done typing it and then I need to send it to a wondeful friend of mine to edit it.
So anyway I hope you enjoy this, as it's my first time really trying humor... I thought it would be funny *Shrugs*.
First Word: Oneshot
After a long and hard mission Nara Shikamaru, a ANBU in the village hidden in the leaves as well as the leader of Nara Clan, was extremely eager to arrive home to his wife and two children who he hadn't seen for more than three months. He was a tad bit frightened to see how much his baby boy had grown, he would be almost seven months now.
He was surprised to see upon his arrival to see no one in the house. He was pretty sure he had told Temari he would be home today...
As he looked around the kitchen hesitanly there was a loud crash and a scream that sounded like his oldest. He quickly ran out to the backyard, ready to defend his family at a moments notice. However, the sight that greeted only caused him to give a small chuckle in amusement. His, beautiful and awe inspiring, wife was chasing their thirteen year old daughter around the yard, with her fan, and little Asuma was looking on.
He gave a small start as he gazed at his youngest, he looked so much bigger now! He was even sitting up on his own. Shikamaru felt a stab of guilt when he realized in the three months he had been gone he had missed so much of his little miracles life, almost half of it. Temari had allowed his hair, which was the same gorgeous golden color his mothers was, to grow a bit and put it in the traditional Nara style. His big dark eyes, which were dark blue the last time he had seen him, were watching his mother and sister in a sort of fascination. The baby turned a bit and looked at Shikamaru and his face lit up, causing his father sighed in relief; he had recognized him.
Shikamaru walked toward his son and scooped him up in his arms. "Hey little man, how are ya?" He asked, dropping a kiss on the boys forehead. His heart warmed as he heard the giggle that resulted from it.
The Shadow ninja then returned his attention to his girls. Shikaria had a look of absolute terror while Temari had one of nothing but pure fury. "I'm sorry Mom! I swea- Uh I mean..." Shikaria as her mother made another swipe with the fan. "I'm mean I promise I will never, ever, ever, ever use anything like that word in front of him again! I promise!"
Shikamaru looked down at Asuma with confused expression. "What is your sister talking about?" He asked not really expecting an answer.
However, he did indeed receive one. Asuma gave him a huge smile and quite clearly and proudly stated one word that quickly replaced the confusion with anger. "Fuck."
Like it? Hate it? Tell me what you think, please.
