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Swishy Fantasies presents:
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Attack Of the Man-Eating, Cannibalistic Veggie Men From the Refrigerator
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Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids, Veggie men, or disclaimers. And I am not responsible for the twisted ideas that come out of my head.
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p"Leena, eat your vegetables. They're good for you." said Doc Tauros.
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"Dad," complained Leena "I'm not a little kid, I don't have to eat them."
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*BOOM*
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The storm was raging strong outside. Lighting crackled across the sky like fried spaghetti (no clue where that metaphor came from). The flash of lightning light up the room for a brief moment, then died away.
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"Bit, Leena" urged Doc "Go on and finished your vegetables."
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"Cut it out, Dad!" yelled Leena "I already told you, I'm not a little kid."
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"Besides," added Bit, annoyed "you never get on Brad's case about him not eating vegetables."
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"Good point." said Doc thoughtfully, "And.."
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Brad looked up from eating, then handed Doc a handful of coins. "Does that work?" said Brad "I've
already given you more than you deserve."
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"Dad.." growled Leena "Why can Brad pay you so he doesn't have to eat vegetables, yet you still go after me about it?"
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"He pays me good." defended Doc, counting his money.
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"And why does he pay you with the same amount? It looks to me like he's just giving you back the same money, over and over." asked Jamie.
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Before anyone could answer, the telephone rang. Doc answered the phone. "Hello? Tauros Residents, Doctor Tauros speaking."
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Leena shot a glare at Brad from the other side of the table. She fumed there, stewing over things when a light bulb came on in her head. "I know how to dispose of my vegetables!" said Leena with a sinister glint in her eye.
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She knocked Bit's napkin to the floor. As Bit leaned to pick it up, Leena dumped all her vegetables on to Bit's plate. "Huh?" said Bit, coming up from under the table. "Hmm. How in the world did I end up with more vegetables then I started?" wondered Bit. "Oh well." He dumped all his vegetables into the dish.
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"Hey!" complained Jamie as Brad proceeded to dump his veggies in the trash. "That's wasting food!
What makes you think that you don't have to eat them?"
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"You're right," said Bit "Here, I'll put yours back in too."
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"No, wait!" protested Jamie, but it was too late. Bit had already spooned all the mixed vegetables, the broccoli, and the butternut squash back in to their containers and into the refrigerator. Jamie sat there, thinking of the great squash and the delicious lima beans he was missing.
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Doc hung up the phone and returned to the table. "Who was that?" asked Leena, with a look of pure innocence on her face.
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"Oh, it was nobody." said Doc, sporting the same air as Leena as he sat back down at the table. "Just a telemarketer, selling something."
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Brad eyed Doc suspiciously. He'd have to keep a close eye on the mail for any big packages.
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"Where did all the vegetables go?" said Doc, startled at the lack of the pots and pans on the table.
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Before Jamie could tell Doc what happened to the lost dinner items, he felt a sharp kick delivered to his knee. He let out a yelp, then looked over the table to see Leena smiling with pseudo-innocence. "We ate them all." said Leena, sweetly.
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"Yeah," said Brad with the same false innocence. "We thought it over and decide to go ahead and eat all of them, right Jamie?" Here he gave Jamie another kick.
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"OW!" said Jamie "Er, right. But, Doc..."
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"And we decided to wash the dishes for you." interjected Bit "they're already in the dishwasher."
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"Then, why isn't the dishwasher running?" asked Doc.
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"Oh, you're right; silly me." said Bit, quickly turning on the dishwasher.
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"Well, you might as well not turn it on." said Doc "The weatherman says we're in for a real storm, one unlike any we've had for decades. We better just go to bed, as we don't want to cause any power outages." Everyone agreed that sleep was the next best plan of action. Bit turned off the lights as he to the hanger.
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"*Yawn* Good night, everybody." he said as he flopped on his cot. "Good night, Lyger."
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The storm began its night's work. Whipping up sand and beating against the building, it began its destruction of any object unfortunate to be outside. It lashed cruelly against Tauros Farm, flaring up in an angry rage at not being able to penetrate the house.
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But the storm had other means of getting inside Tauros Farm. Lightning struck the ground violently as the storm send a shockwave up the power line. Inside the house, the refrigerator blew out; sparks of electricity sputtering around it. No one woke up to see the refrigerator in its dying hour. With it's last, dying breath; it sent it's very life force into its contents. The feared organic dishes of last night's dinner.
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A horrifying screech filled the night air.
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They were back. The discarded veggies.......were back.
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Review.....or THE VEGGIE MEN WILL GET YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Voice: You could have just said "Please review."
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Errr....right.
Swishy Fantasies presents:
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Attack Of the Man-Eating, Cannibalistic Veggie Men From the Refrigerator
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Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids, Veggie men, or disclaimers. And I am not responsible for the twisted ideas that come out of my head.
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p"Leena, eat your vegetables. They're good for you." said Doc Tauros.
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"Dad," complained Leena "I'm not a little kid, I don't have to eat them."
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*BOOM*
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The storm was raging strong outside. Lighting crackled across the sky like fried spaghetti (no clue where that metaphor came from). The flash of lightning light up the room for a brief moment, then died away.
br
"Bit, Leena" urged Doc "Go on and finished your vegetables."
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"Cut it out, Dad!" yelled Leena "I already told you, I'm not a little kid."
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"Besides," added Bit, annoyed "you never get on Brad's case about him not eating vegetables."
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"Good point." said Doc thoughtfully, "And.."
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Brad looked up from eating, then handed Doc a handful of coins. "Does that work?" said Brad "I've
already given you more than you deserve."
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"Dad.." growled Leena "Why can Brad pay you so he doesn't have to eat vegetables, yet you still go after me about it?"
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"He pays me good." defended Doc, counting his money.
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"And why does he pay you with the same amount? It looks to me like he's just giving you back the same money, over and over." asked Jamie.
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Before anyone could answer, the telephone rang. Doc answered the phone. "Hello? Tauros Residents, Doctor Tauros speaking."
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Leena shot a glare at Brad from the other side of the table. She fumed there, stewing over things when a light bulb came on in her head. "I know how to dispose of my vegetables!" said Leena with a sinister glint in her eye.
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She knocked Bit's napkin to the floor. As Bit leaned to pick it up, Leena dumped all her vegetables on to Bit's plate. "Huh?" said Bit, coming up from under the table. "Hmm. How in the world did I end up with more vegetables then I started?" wondered Bit. "Oh well." He dumped all his vegetables into the dish.
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"Hey!" complained Jamie as Brad proceeded to dump his veggies in the trash. "That's wasting food!
What makes you think that you don't have to eat them?"
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"You're right," said Bit "Here, I'll put yours back in too."
br
"No, wait!" protested Jamie, but it was too late. Bit had already spooned all the mixed vegetables, the broccoli, and the butternut squash back in to their containers and into the refrigerator. Jamie sat there, thinking of the great squash and the delicious lima beans he was missing.
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Doc hung up the phone and returned to the table. "Who was that?" asked Leena, with a look of pure innocence on her face.
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"Oh, it was nobody." said Doc, sporting the same air as Leena as he sat back down at the table. "Just a telemarketer, selling something."
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Brad eyed Doc suspiciously. He'd have to keep a close eye on the mail for any big packages.
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"Where did all the vegetables go?" said Doc, startled at the lack of the pots and pans on the table.
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Before Jamie could tell Doc what happened to the lost dinner items, he felt a sharp kick delivered to his knee. He let out a yelp, then looked over the table to see Leena smiling with pseudo-innocence. "We ate them all." said Leena, sweetly.
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"Yeah," said Brad with the same false innocence. "We thought it over and decide to go ahead and eat all of them, right Jamie?" Here he gave Jamie another kick.
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"OW!" said Jamie "Er, right. But, Doc..."
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"And we decided to wash the dishes for you." interjected Bit "they're already in the dishwasher."
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"Then, why isn't the dishwasher running?" asked Doc.
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"Oh, you're right; silly me." said Bit, quickly turning on the dishwasher.
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"Well, you might as well not turn it on." said Doc "The weatherman says we're in for a real storm, one unlike any we've had for decades. We better just go to bed, as we don't want to cause any power outages." Everyone agreed that sleep was the next best plan of action. Bit turned off the lights as he to the hanger.
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"*Yawn* Good night, everybody." he said as he flopped on his cot. "Good night, Lyger."
p
The storm began its night's work. Whipping up sand and beating against the building, it began its destruction of any object unfortunate to be outside. It lashed cruelly against Tauros Farm, flaring up in an angry rage at not being able to penetrate the house.
p
But the storm had other means of getting inside Tauros Farm. Lightning struck the ground violently as the storm send a shockwave up the power line. Inside the house, the refrigerator blew out; sparks of electricity sputtering around it. No one woke up to see the refrigerator in its dying hour. With it's last, dying breath; it sent it's very life force into its contents. The feared organic dishes of last night's dinner.
p
A horrifying screech filled the night air.
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They were back. The discarded veggies.......were back.
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Review.....or THE VEGGIE MEN WILL GET YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Voice: You could have just said "Please review."
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Errr....right.
