Chapter One! Disgusting (Laxus X Mira)

Beware the sexual jokes. Flirty! Laxus is fun to write, did you know that? ;3

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Mirajane Strauss was the oldest of three siblings. The middle child was Elfman, who had once been shy and easily frightened only to grow up and become loud and obsessed with being a "man" after he believed that he had killed their little sister. That was what had caused to biggest impact on Elfman and Mirajane's personalities. As a young girl Mira was loud, violent, and Erza Scarlet's biggest rival. She had worn short, tight, and revealing clothes. Now she wore long dresses and kept her bangs up. She was now clumsy and smart. She was obsessed with making people happy; so she would constantly be found match-making. Elfman had become loud and was always looking for a fight; much like she had used to be. They changed so much because there hadn't been three against the world anymore; it was only the two of them. They depended on each other. Eventually, though, they got a happy moment to begin again when they discovered that Lisanna was still alive. But that's not what this is about. This is about who had become her clutch after Lisanna disappeared into Edolas.

No one had known. He was the only man to know about her bad temper. She was calm and collected but then there was him… he just had this magical way of pissing her off with the simplest of words.

"Oi, Mira bring me another beer!" Oh look, there he was now. He was acting like she was his personal maid. Like she wasn't busy right now trying to get Cana her daily fill of alcohol that was enough to knock out seven men… and that was trying to be hopeful that it was more.

"Coming right up, jack ass…" Mira mumbled before covering her mouth with her hand while gasping. Just then she remembered being that teenage girl that was picking fights with Laxus for no reason.

Laxus began to laugh and she turned around to see him right in front of her on a stool at the bar.

"Now that's the devil I know." He smirked and she glared at him, if looks could kill Laxus would be dead. Twice.

"That part of me is locked up deep inside of me." She said indignantly as she turned her head up and away from him, her nose in the air.

"Well then it seems that I can get up deep inside of you to bring her out." He said slyly. Mira almost dropped the glass mug with a bright blush staining her cheeks as she sputtered and Laxus merely began to laugh.

"That's not funny Laxus, if someone over hears this conversation they'll get the wrong idea." Mira informed and he grinned maliciously.

"But Mirajane the only people here that could possibly hear us is Gajeel and Natsu, but Natsu isn't quite smart enough to get is, is he? And Gajeel is too busy with that bookworm to pay attention to our conversation. Besides that Wendy girl isn't here, she went out shopping with Laki and Bisca." Laxus said as though he were chastising her.

"God I hate you. I could just kill you sometimes." Again she was shocked as Laxus' smirk grew into one like the cat that ate the canary.

"Well, well twice in one day Mira?" He teased.

"Don't push you luck Laxus." Mira gave him a glare that reminded him so much of the young demon girl he remembered. She was younger than him but he had a crush on her when they were kids. Now he had seen a side of her that was so vulnerable after the supposed death of Lisanna. After he cheered her up, today he has no idea how he did it he had just let her cry against him while he awkwardly patted her back, she slowly began to change from a bandit to a baby.

He liked to think that he had something to do with that change.

"I think that I'm willing to try it, Mi-ra-ja-ne." He sounded out her name flirtatiously. It had no outward effect on her and she liked to think that he didn't see the pink color taking over her face.

"Look at what you do to me, Laxus. You bring out that girl that I've tried so desperately to hide." She scolded him and he found delight in it. "God, am I turning into a masochist as I get older?" He thought with an inward grunt. He winked at her.

"Well, if you looked at what you do to me you'd be quite embarrassed." He said so bluntly, had he no shame!?

"Laxus, hush already! Do you have any shame in that hulky body of yours?" She glared at him. He smirked at her.

"Do you want the honest truth, a lie, or a pick up line?" He flirted shamelessly. Mirajane merely face-palmed, she felt like she needed to slam her head against the table- repeatedly.

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Mirajane was the last one in the guild that night, well besides Laxus. The master had allowed her to close down but only if someone stayed with her. Laxus was the first to volunteer. The master immediately said yes to him, and Mira felt like hitting something…or someone who was freakishly tall and muscular and handsome and flirty and complex and sweet and awkward and so incredibly obnoxious. Okay so she found him attractive and had a crush on him when she was younger but still. That didn't mean anything now, she had long since given up on that childish crush… but it became so much more. She realized when she was crying, hidden in a storage closet at the guild about the supposed death of her precious baby sister. She had been wondering if someone would ever be able to help her move on and if she could ever fall in love with someone.

Of course the spirits stepped in and sent Laxus into the storage closet right after she thought those words. Maybe it was a sign, but she thinks more like the spirits were spiting her for some reason.

Why would she be stuck with that jerk being the one that the spirits chose for her?

After she realized she was falling deeper and deeper in love with him, she realized that it was too late to press the eject button and escape.

"Here Mira, for your hard work today," Laxus handed her a small glass of alcohol. She rarely drank any kind of alcohol because she was a light-weight, but she figured that one small glass would help get her mind off of her problems now… right?

She took a sip and felt woozy; she started to fall over after she finished the entire glass. She landed against Laxus' chest and looked up at him through half-lidded eyes.

"What did you slip into my drink?" Mira asked in haze. Laxus couldn't believe it. He knew Mirajane was a light weight but he didn't know that she was this much of a light-weight.

"Nothing Mira, if I did you would've known." He said. In a flash Mira turned to where she was facing him, she placed her hands on his shoulders and looked up at him. Somehow her hair had fallen out of its holder and her bangs hung loosely in front of her eyes.

"Oh god, why the hell do you want to do something for me now?" Laxus thought as Mira looked up through half lidded eyes and her lips were parted slightly. She was blushing slightly and her eyes were shining with an emotion that Laxus couldn't quite pin-point.

"Laxus," She whispered and she sounded like she did when they were kids. He couldn't lie when he said that she was incredibly hot right now. He had gotten over fighting with himself about being in love with her when he left after being kicked out of the guild because of what he did at the Fantasia Parade.

When he thought of home while he was gone, Mira's face would always appear right behind his closed eyes.

That's how he realized that he loved her. She was home to him, a place for solace and comfort. She saw a light in him that he didn't even see himself.

"Mira," He breathed and she leaned up close to him, barely brushing her lips against his before whispering into his ear.

"Sucker, oh and I can see what I do to you." She planted a kiss on his lips before stumbling away, hips swaying as she made it towards the guild doors. Before she walked out she turned to him with a smirk and a wink.

"Don't forget to lock up after you're done fixing your little problem." Mira grinned as Laxus' face flushed a light pink and he sunk a little farther into the darkness.

There was the woman he loved, that feisty one that was just simmering below the surface.

He was just the only one to see it… and be affected by it.

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LOL poor Laxus was left hanging there wasn't he? xD Flirty! Mira is a fun Mira, as is Flirty! Laxus~