I realize that it is a slow beginning and we kind of screwed with the whole Rosario+Vampire storyline, but that's what we do for a living. So do not worry your pretty heads. We try to make our screwed up storyline interesting and make sense. This is the first chapter of the story and let me tell you. Kind of gets freaky near the end... kind of... not really. Oh just enjoy it, we worked our asses off for this. Also the Ford Interceptor is not an actual car if you do not pay attention out there. It is a car based off of a car that I have seen and thought was cool. Lala Satalin Deviluke is a character from a different manga/anime. If you've read/seen it then you know who I'm talking about and know why she's in it. (Oh my god she's hot!) By the way... those are her actual measurements, yes I have a boob fetish. (89-57-87 E-cup, and oh my god that was completely out of memory!) Okay... I'm just going to let you enjoy this.
Chapter 1:
The Monster Academy
On the North American continent in the 48 continental United States of America, on Interstate 90 a bus was driving through the Rocky Mountains. The Driver and the single passenger were passing jokes back and forth to each other.
"Okay, an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, the french surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be safe." Said the passenger as the bus driver began to chuckle.
"That was a good one Ryker." Said the Driver as they approached a tunnel.
"Hey I got many more, you just don't want me to say any of my good ones." Ryker said looking at the bus driver.
"Because all of your 'good ones' are mainly your mom and racist jokes." Said the Driver.
"Hey it's fact that a lot of people like a good racist joke." Ryker said pointing at the bus driver.
"You're racist." Said the Driver quickly.
"I'm ignorant." Ryker replied quickly as the bus entered the tunnel.
"Looks like we've got someone yelling at their car." Said the Driver looking at a man kicking and screaming at his car.
"................ Run him over." Ryker said quickly walking up to the bus driver.
"......... No." Replied the bus driver slowly moving his head to look at Ryker.
The bus drove past the man and as the bus began to go around the man, Ryker flipped the man off. The man slowly raised his own middle finger as the bus drove away toward the school's bus station.
"I cannot believe this. Why my mom is making me go to this... You're Gay Academy I'll never know." I said to myself as I drove down Interstate 90.
"Dakota, someone from the KKK dropped this flier for a Youkai Academy." Mom said walking in to the house and handing me the flier.
"If they're a member of the Ku Klux Klan then I don't want the stupid flier." I said pushing the flier onto the kitchen table.
"Will you just read it already? It's a really high education and here's the best part... it's free." Mom said sitting down on the kitchen table.
"I don't care why can't I go to the high school here?" I asked raising an eyebrow and looking at her.
"Because you'll get a better education from them than the education you're getting here from the rue's." Mom said with a serious face.
"I'll have to drive through Montana and Nebraska. I don't want to go to the two most boring states in the U.S." I said putting my head back against the back of the chair I was sitting in.
"I don't care, you're going." Mom ordered standing up and walking away.
"This is so stupid. I liked going to the rue school. I could call in sick easier." I thought to myself as I went through a tunnel.
I went through a large tunnel and ran into a bright white light before my Ford Interceptor cut out to a stop in what seemed like a new world.
"Son of a bitch....... SON OF A BITCH! YOU BREAK DOWN ON ME NOW! YOU COULDN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS, NO YOU BREAK DOWN ON ME NOW! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A TOYOTA! ATLEAST IT WOULDN'T STOP AND I COULD DIE KNOWING WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY CAR!" I yelled kicking my car.
Suddenly a bus drove past me. I turned around to see a man in the bus flipping me off. I slowly lifted up my middle finger as the bus drove by me and on toward the school.
"Damn it... looks like I'm roughing it from here." I said to myself grabbing the stuff out of my trunk.
"There you go boy. Now listen, I want you to be careful. This academy has been known for disappearances and violence." Said the Driver as Ryker got out of the bus.
"Oh don't worry. If anyone picks a fight with me, they won't know what hit them." Ryker replied as the driver closed the door.
The bus turned and drove off as Ryker began walking down the road. Ryker walked a little ways and then heard someone yelling.
"Get out of the way! I can't stop." Yelled a girl on her bike.
"Who in the world?" Ryker asked as he turned and had a bike run over him.
Ryker got up and accidentally put his hand on the girls thigh.
"I'm sorry I lost control... I'm anemic." Said the Girl.
"It's alright, but I think on the news I heard that they came up with the invention of the hand brake." Ryker said as he helped the girl sit up.
The girl had pink hair and emerald green eyes. She had a silver cross on a belt with beads going around her neck like a strange necklace, she was wearing the Youkai Academy uniform which was to be worn at all times, she was wearing dress shoes and knee high socks.
"I'm terribly sorry I kind of blacked out for a bit and then when I came to, I was just about to hit you and I couldn't stop." Said the Girl.
"It's a joke, you don't have to apologize. What year are you in anyway?" Ryker asked looking at the girl.
"I'm a freshman in the Youkai Academy." Said the Girl.
"I'm a freshman too. The academy is over this way, let's go together." Ryker said.
"Sure." Replied the Girl.
"Great, I decided it was quicker to go off road and now I'm lost... yeah today is my lucky day." I thought as I walked through a dead forest.
I continued walking until a girl fell down on top of me.
"Ow... are you okay?" I asked accidentally grabbing the girls breast.
"Yeah I'm fine... why are you grabbing my boob?" Asked the girl.
"Oh sorry. I thought something felt really soft." I said pulling my hand away.
"Do you know where Youkai Academy is?" Asked the girl.
"Yeah, I'm going there as a freshman. I was a sophomore in my old school but for some reason my file in the school mainframe disappeared so I'm a freshman in this school." I said helping the girl up.
"Oh my god! It looks like you got a cut on your arm. I'm terribly sorry, here I'll clean it up for you." Said the girl pulling out a piece of cloth.
"Uh... thanks." I said as the girl got closer.
"I'm... I'm sorry, but I can't hold it any longer. I'm a... vampire." Said the girl biting into my neck.
"What!" I exclaimed as she bit into my neck.
"My name is Moka Akashiya. I was kind of relieved when I met you. I was afraid that I wouldn't have any friends in the academy." Moka said walking beside Ryker.
"You, not have any friends? That's a laugh, I mean, you're nice and pretty. You'd have friends... heck you'd have a lot of boyfriends too." Ryker replied.
"Stop, you're making me blush." Moka said putting her hands on her cheeks.
"I'm being serious." Ryker replied looking at Moka.
"Well... I'm a vampire so what are you?" Moka asked.
"I'm a werewolf. So we're both S-rank monsters." Ryker said as they approached the academy.
"I guess so... we better get to class before we get tardy." Moka said walking into the academy.
"Right. Last thing I need is to be tardy on the first day." Ryker said walking into the academy.
"I'm terribly sorry. I didn't freak you out, did I?" Asked the girl.
"No it's fine." I said feeling around for blood on my neck but didn't find anything.
"Still I should know better." Said the girl standing up and helping me up.
The girl had long pink hair, dark green eyes, she wore the school uniform with knee high stockings.
"I'm sorry about... you know... grabbing your breast." I said with a nervous tone.
"Oh it's alright. So how did it feel?" Asked the girl.
"It felt great actually. From what I can tell your measurements are 89-57-87, E cup. Not bad, natural?" I asked looking at her.
"They're natural, you're pretty good at measurements." Said the girl.
"Eh, I'm good at guessing." I replied.
"My name is Lala Satalin Deviluke by the way." Lala said quickly.
"I'm Dakota Gire." I replied as we began walking.
"If we don't hurry to the academy then we're going to be late." Lala said grabbing my arm and beginning to fast walk out of the forest.
"Hello class, I'm Shizuka Nekonome. This is a school built for monsters to attend." Said Nekonome.
"Wait... monsters. I just thought Lala was nuts! My own mother enrolled me in a school for monsters! Holy crap I am freakin' out!" I thought as I began to get more and more nervous.
"So what if we find humans in the academy?" Asked a man with a whole bunch of piercings.
"Well if there were any unfortunate humans that get in here then they will be killed on sight." Said Nekonome.
"Why can't we just eat the little bastards and save the headmaster some trouble?" Asked the man.
"Holy crap." I thought trying not to make eye contact.
"In fact. I smell a human right now. Maybe it's you beautiful." Said the man walking over to Moka.
"Sit down Saizou." Nekonome ordered pointing at Saizou's desk.
"Just give me a sec." Saizou replied rubbing his finger on Moka's right cheek.
"It's kind of obvious she doesn't want you touching her. Besides you might get in trouble if you don't listen to the teacher." Ryker said suddenly appearing behind Saizou.
"Heh... fine. I'll be back babe." Saizou said walking over to his seat and sitting down.
"Oh my god I'm going to die." I said putting my head on my desk.
"Hello! Sorry I'm late, I got lost after orientation." Said a girl rushing into the classroom.
"Lala!" I exclaimed standing up.
"Dakota! We're in the same homeroom this is just too good to be true!" Lala exclaimed jumping over to me.
"I can't believe this... a school filled with monsters, and one of the hottest girls in the school wants me to eat lunch with her. This has got to be a bad dream." I thought as Lala dragged me to the school's cafeteria.
"Well, well. You must be Lala, I've heard a lot of stories even though it hasn't been five minutes since we left homeroom. I've heard you're one of the hottest girls in school." Said a man walking up to our table.
The man had dark brown hair, blue eyes, and an obvious muscular body. Just like everyone else he wore the school uniform. He did not have an inch of facial hair on him.
"Who are you?" Lala asked.
"I'm Minato Sahashi, you could say I'm the best looker out of all the male freshman. I just wanted to know, if you were free tonight?" Minato asked bending down to look into Lala's eyes.
"Sorry, I'm not doing anything tonight, with anyone." Lala said with a serious face.
"So... you're turning me down for this trash?" Asked Minato trying to clarify what Lala said as he looked from her to me and then back to her.
"I'm not seeing anyone, I'm not doing anything with anyone, and we're just sitting here as friends." Lala said wanting Minato to go away.
"Fine. I'll be seeing you later." Minato said looking at me.
"Thanks for paying, I was really thirsty." Moka said as her and Ryker walked over to a bench after buying two drinks.
"It's no problem." Ryker replied as Moka began taking a drink.
"Crap... here comes Saizou." Ryker said as Saizo walked up to them.
"You! I was humiliated because of you!" Saizou exclaimed grabbing the collar of Ryker's shirt and slammed him against a drink machine.
"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure you did that all by yourself." Ryker replied.
"I'm going to tell you this once. Stay away from Moka or I'll kill you." Saizou said getting his face closer to Ryker's face.
"I'd like to see you try." Ryker said pushing Saizou's head away.
Saizou let go of Ryker and began to walk away.
I was walking down the hall to get to class when Minato walked up to me and threw me against the wall.
"What the hell's your problem man!?" I exclaimed as Minato put his arm against my throught.
"Listen carefully, I want you to quit talking to Lala. I'm the most handsome guy in the freshman class and if one of the hottest girls in the school doesn't like me then my position will crumble. You understand that, don't you?" Minato asked as he put more pressure on my neck.
"Ye... yeah." I said gasping for breath.
"What monster are you anyway? You're about as weak as a human." Minato said as he pulled his arm away from my throat.
"I'm a... a vampire." I said still with a little fear in my voice.
"That's a laugh. If you're a vampire, then I'm a werewolf." Minato said laughing as he walked away.
"Dakota! Hey, wait up! Why have you been avoiding me all day!?" Lala exclaimed trying to catch up to me as we went to the school dormitories.
"If I talk to you then I could be killed. That Minato guy talked to me today and threatened me today." I said with a nervous face.
"So what? I'm sure you're an incredibly powerful monster. All you've gotta do is punch him once and he'll be down for the count." Lala said with a cheerful voice.
"I... have a confession to make. I'm actually human. My mom found the registration sheet after a man in a white robe dropped it. She unknowingly signed me up at a school for monsters." I said as Lala's cheerful face sank into shock.
"That can't be... humans will be killed on sight if they're ever found out." Lala said in shock.
"Exactly. I knew you weren't a vampire because you had the smell of human all over you." Minato said walking out from behind a tree.
"Minato... what are you doing here?" I asked in shock.
"You stupid horn dog. I told you not to go anywhere near Lala, didn't I? Well now that your secret is out, I guess I'll save the school board some time and kill you myself." Minato said as he began turning into his true form.
"What the hell?" I asked as Minato finished his transformation.
"I'm a Basilisk. You made me go into this form... I'll kill you for it." Minato said looking at me.
(Bite Sized Monster Dictionary: Basilisk's are venomous reptilian monsters whose venom turns people into stone. In Greek mythology it was said to cause death with a single glance. The city of Zwolle, the capital of the province of Overijssel in the Netherlands in the year of 1295 made a seal of Saint Michael killing a Basilisk. The Basilisk is a cross between a lizard and a chicken. It has the head of a chicken and three sets of chicken legs with the first set of legs being a set of lizard legs. It was known as king of the serpents.)
"My god he is ugly." I said beginning to back away.
"Stop! I won't let you hurt him!" Lala exclaimed jumping in front of me.
"Too bad. I guess the faculty won't care about two missing students!" Minato exclaimed as he went to attack Lala.
"Look out!" I exclaimed tackling Lala to the ground before Minato bit her.
"What are you doing!?" Lala exclaimed pushing me off of her.
"I'm sorry I just did it out of impulse." I replied.
"I dare you to look into my eyes Lala, and see your demise." Minato said grabbing Lala by the throat, knocking me back with his tail, and forcing Lala to look into his eyes.
"Get away from her you son of a bitch!" I exclaimed grabbing a log and hitting Minato on the head.
"Not smart." Minato said quickly looking at me.
"Dakota, run!" Lala exclaimed getting up.
"I'm not running from this guy. I've been picked on all the time. This time I can kick someones ass for it." I said raising my fists.
"You're really stupid." Minato said jumping to bite me.
Lala quickly jumped up and kicked Minato in the face knocking him through a large tree.
"Stop this. Come near my friend again and I'll kill you." Lala said as her eyes turned crimson red and her pupil became a slit.
"A... a vampire. This is great... I'm going to make a vampire my girlfriend!" Minato exclaimed as he began rushing towards Lala.
"You're too simple." Lala said calmly as she appeared beside Minato and sent his head into the ground with a single punch.
"Lala... wait... are you Lala?" I asked looking down at an unconcious Minato.
"Yes, I'm Lala. This Lala is merely the true vampire form. Nothing has changed except I want to fight. The whole dark green eyes is just to follow the school rules to not reveal your true form." Lala said in a cheerful tone.
"That makes sense I guess." I said looking at Lala as her eyes went back to their old dark green look.
"We better get to the dorms before it gets too dark. Looks like there's a full moon out tonight. I hope we don't run into any werewolves before we get to the dorms." Lala said in a joking tone.
"Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm sick of monsters." I said rubbing my head.
Late at night Ryker stood on a hill in the middle of a graveyard. Saizou was standing behind Ryker as if waiting for Ryker to respond.
"So you did come. I honestly thought you chickened out." Ryker said turning to face Saizou.
"Please, I'm actually surprised that you asked to fight me. Why this late at night?" Saizou asked.
"To keep people from interfering." Ryker said as a smile grew on his face.
"Perfect, I knew I'd kind of like to kill you." Saizou said turning into his true form.
"An Orc. Now that's something new." Ryker said chuckling.
(Bite Sized Monster Dictionary: The word Orc isn't refering to any particular monster, an old english word meaning 'demon.' The word was first coined by the Romans in the word Orcus meaning 'hell.' Orcs are humanoid killing machines in midieval times. Although Orcs are not often thought of when the word is said in midieval england the word was used for foreign invaders. In modern folklore the Orc is a monstrous beast that is normally seen as possibly mindless creatures seen riding boars, wolves, and wargs [from Norse mythology.] The Orc is more the forgotten monster than like it's more popular humanoid bretheren such as the vampire.)
"You don't really get it do you?" Ryker asked.
"What do you mean?" Saizou asked.
"Why would I actually come out to a secluded location in the middle of the night? To make sure no one interrupted? Don't make me laugh. It's because tonight's a full moon. and this area is in the perfect spot for me to see a full moon. Now can you put the pieces together yet?" Ryker asked raising an eyebrow.
"Don't tell me... you're a." Saizou said in shock as Ryker interrupted.
"A werewolf. Oh you are correct. No clouds, no leaves on the trees to cover up the full moon, and a werewolf is strongest during a full moon. Yeah... I think tonights going to be a nice blood bath." Ryker said as hair began growing on his body.
"No... please... don't! NOOO! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Saizou yelled as Ryker ripped off his left arm.
"Man, I would hate to be Minato right now." Said a guy talking to a group of his friends.
"What happened to him. Hopefully not the same thing that happened to Saizou." Said a girl in the group.
"I heard he got the crap beat out of him by that kid... Dakota Gire I think was his name." Said the guy as Lala and I walked by.
"How come all of a sudden I was the one that kicked the crap out of him? I asked Lala quietly.
"Because it will help keep you alive and in this school." Lala answered quietly.
"Oh... good point." I said as we walked into the classroom.
"Did you hear what happened to Saizou last night?" Asked a girl talking to her friend.
"No, what happened?" Asked the girl's friend.
"He had his left arm and his right leg ripped off, he was found bleeding out if they found him an hour later then he would be dead right now." Said the girl.
"Who could've done that?" Asked the second girl as Moka and Ryker walked by.
"I wonder indeed." Ryker thought patting his stomach like he was full as he and Moka continued to walk to the school.
"Why are you patting your stomach?" Moka asked looking at Ryker.
"Oh just had a great midnight snack." Ryker said with a smile on his face.
To Be Continued...
