Metrocity zoomed through the city on her new motorbike, a replica of her father's. "I'll get you!" came the call of a teenage boy that flew close behind her, dressed in a replica of his own father's outfit.

"Oh shut your yap, Metro Boy!" Metrocity yelled back, circling around to whip out her de-gun and aim it right at a statue of Bernard standing posed beside a statue of his father. "Say goodbye to MM and MB!" Bernard whirled around to follow her, gaining speed with every inch he gained.

"It's not Metro Boy; it's Metro City Protector!" he shouted.

"Laa-aaame!" Metrocity called, blasting the statue to no more than dust and swerving to the left. Bernard followed, still gaining. "MCP then, or should I just call you—BERRNNAAAA-AARD!"

"Shut your big blue mouth!" Bernard shouted, coming up under her motorbike and smashing through the center. Metrocity swerved hard to the right and circled several times, trying her best to keep control—he'd done a number on the steering mechanism and she was quickly losing all semblance of handling.

"What is it about superheroes and finding themselves a new name!" she called over the now-deafening roar of her disfunctioning skybike. "Is it some sort of ego thing? 'Cause none of my family has changed any of our names at all!"

"What about your MOM?" Bernard demanded, grabbing the back end of the bike.

"You mean Roxanne Ritchi-Mind? You'd be upset about her changing her name, wouldn't you, WANNABE!" she taunted, causing him to lose his temper. With a burst of adrenaline, Bernard dug his fingers into the bar at the back and stopped, sending Metrocity flying forward. She somersaulted several times in mid-air before landing on her face in the asphalt.

Bernard stepped over her with a smirk. "Well, well, well. Looks like someone's going back to jail." Metrocity glared up at Bernard, blood dripping down her face from a gash on her forehead.

"Next round, Bernard; I'll get you!"

"It's Metro City Protector!" he growled.

Metrocity just spit in his eye.

Author Comments:

This is a version of The Megabrood in which "Unpredictable At Last" has occured. So...yeah. :F