I heard about this thing and decided to make a story like it. It was a song about a robot and shat so I thought "Hey what is my fav character America was a robot?" and then I read this fanfic about a manual for is America was a robot...so I think I'll do sumthing like that. SO GET READY FANGURLS!

Character file (self insert yay my first one!)

Name: Natasha (19) (what a lie!)

gender: female

hair color/style: black hair that fades to brown at the bottom. layered, and wavy. Mid back length.

eye color: brown. looks allot like chocolate.

personality:Total fangirl but can keep under control by squeeing on the inside.

Short/ current bio: Currently going to Santa Cruz State University. Living in a lone dorm. Studying Literature.

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I was just a normal girl...just a normal FANGIRL. And my most favorite thing to Fangirl about was Hetalia. Like seriously that show had so many sexy ass guys. But the number one thing I Fangirled was the character America!

He had such pretty blonde hair with a perfect hairdo that he just woke up with. And his eyes were way better than any ocean.

One day I was on the Hetalia fangirl site and I came across an ad. And this very ad was giving out free life sized Hetalia characters. All you had to do was fill out a form and pay for the tax!

So, I clicked it and ordered myself and America life sized version.

Oh how happy was I to be in a world where they have robots you can order that look and act like anime characters!

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A week and a half later

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It was finally here. In front of my college dorm was a huge box. And it had America...but, I should call him Alfred...inside it.!

On the front of the big wooden box was a manual. I took it off of the box and read to myself everything there is to know. And i couldn't wait to get him into horny mode.

When I was finally done I took out a hammer and undid the nails on the box. Screw those other steps.

As soon as I got one huge wall off out came Alfred...I would marry him someday.

"Who are you?" He asked me..he asked me a question!

"I'm Natasha. I liver here at this college." I said.

"Oh, well that's cool. Hey is there any McDonalds around here? I could eat a horse, I'm so damn hungry." He said.

"As long as you use your McDonalds card." I said.

"Great idea!" He said. "Okay so where is it?"

"Right across the dorms." I said walking to the window. "See it's right there."

"No way you live right next to MCDonalds? We're going to get along just great." He said.

"I do hope so." I said smiling.

I fricking love this world!