Author's Note: HEY! Thanks for clicking on this little story here! I've worked Unbelivealbly hard on this story and I know it may seem dull at first but what this really needs is REVIEWS! Yes, I need you to submit truth and dares because if you dont, THIS WILL DIE! or I will have to keep stalling with these lame ToD's I find on the internet so, ENJOY!
Chapter 1
Chino: Hey everyone and welcome truth or Dare Hetalia Style where someone suffers at least once in every Chapter! And my co-Host, Emily!
Emily: *Walks in* what now?
Chino: Nothing I just said your my Co-Host!
Emily: oh right okay
Chino: Okay, what are you eating?
Emily: *Looks in hand* oh its just chocolate!
Chino: Sure...
*Chino Snaps fingers and they both teleport*
Emily: Where are we now? AND WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE!
Chino: *Mumbles* was that really
chocolate?
Emily: Wha?
Chino: Nothing
Emily: So where are we?
Chino: Oh! Glad you asked! This is a different dimension! Here I can make whatever I want happen with the snap of my fingers. Watch. *Snaps fingers and Romano, Italy, Germany, Spain, America, England, and Canada appear suddenly*
All of them: What the-
England: Where are we?
Chino: You are all my enslaved guest for-
All of them: *Finishes sentence* Truth or dare... *They all sigh*
America: Dude seriously again? I've been in so many of these!
Germany: I know Vhat you mean.
Italy: So why are we here?
Chino: *Slaps* I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!
Italy: *Starts crying* Doistu! He hit
me!
Germany: That was uncalled for!
Chino: Sorry, I kinda got carried away...
Emily: Listen people, the sooner you cooperate the sooner you can go do something else.
Chino: So lets get on with it!
Hetalia crew: Groan...
Chino: *Reads off index card* This is for Germany and Italy. Okay. Its a dare and it says "Italy stick your hand down Germanys pants for 25 seconds and see if he gets exited"
Emily: Whoa dude.
Chino: Im just letting people get a taste of what's to come later.
Italy: D-Do I-I have t-to?
Chino: Do you want to be forced?
Italy: N-No... I guess.
Italy walks over to Germany and sticks his hand slowly down into his genital area. Germany closes his eyes in pleasure.
Chino: Oooohh! Looks like something's going on in there!
Emily: I would like a closer look with a video camera!
Chino: *Snaps fingers and Emily is 20 yards away with high tech video camera*
Emily: Mmmmm Yes!
Chino: Okay the 25 seconds are up!
Italy: *Pulls out hand and finds it sticky, very sticky indeed*
Germany: Uh sorry!
Italy: Oh no problem! *Sneaks off to lick hand*
Chino: Um while that's happening, here's a truth, *Reads* okay "America, what is your true weight?"
America: M-My true weight?
Emily: Yea Num-Nuts
America: W-Well
Chino: Spit it out!
America: S-Seven H-Hundred and Sixty S-Seven pounds
Everyone: DAYUM!
Canada: But dude! Your a tooth-pick!
Chino: *Mumbles* Probably with all those god damn burgers you eat.
America: Wha?
Chino: Nothing. Okay so lets move on, dare this time I guess hmm lets see. This one involving America, England and Canada.
America/Canada/England: *All look between each other in fright.*
Chino: *Reads* Wow all it says Is to clean up dog crap
America/Canada/England: Huh?
Chino: Yeah...
Emily: Okay then
Chino: *Snaps and Three dogs appears and they crap*
Emily: CHOCOLATES! *Runs up and picks up dog crap*
Chino: *Mumbles* I knew it wasn't chocolate.
Emily: THIS IS SO GOOD!
Chino: Okay um moving on. Now this round we are doing Double Truth or Dare.
Emily: So what does that mean?
Chino: It means you need to shut the hell up and let me finish!
Emily: Issues much
Chino: *Not paying attention* Okay so like we pick a pairing and ask them a truth and a Dare.
Emily: So who's the Pair-
Chino: *Raises hand* Don't push ME! Anyway, the pairing will be Romano and Spain!
Romano: What you Bastard!
Spain: Awww, Lovi.
Chino: Okay, so Spain. Is Romano good in bed and who's the Seme and Uke of the relationship.
Romano: *Death Glare at Chino* B-B-Bast-
Spain: Lovi. He is defiantly good in bed. Now Lovi may be aggressive but im defiantly the Seme of the relationship. I have let him try it out at times but I feel like I can do it better.
Romano: a-ast-tard!
Emily: Whoa dude.
Chino: *Slaps* DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!
Emily: Stop hitting me! * Chucks dog shit and it lands on Chino's Face*
Chino: Gross! *Runs to nearest bathroom*
Emily: While he dealing with his issues about chocolate, lets move on. The next pairing, Prussia and Germany.
Prussia: We aren't really a pairing just a hook-up.
Emily: Well doesn't it kinda weird you out that you are brothers.
Prussia: Well we aren't blood brothers so its perfectly fine!
Germany: *Facepalm*
Emily: So um Truth. Is it true that Germany is actually holy Rome?
Prussia: Um well you see um...
Germany: WHAT! IS IT THAT BOY THAT ITALY ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?
Prussia: Um its true. After that, I passed rumors saying that French idiot killed him.
France: So IT WAS YOU!
Prussia: Um, yes you idiot
France: *Chases Prussia*
Emily: While they settle that lets move on to the dares. Spain, Romano. I dare you guys to do it in a room and let us videotape you.
Spain/Romano: Wha?
Emily: Just go!
Spain: *Drags Romano into bathroom that randomly appeared*
Emily: Lets see he- WHOA!
Chino: *Returns* Im ba- WHOA WHAT IS GOING ON?
Emily: Just a dare where Spain and Romano do it.
Chino: I wanna see this!
Everyone: *Watch's over tv as spain waste no time dominating Romano. They are already doing it and its getting messy.*
Spain: *Over Tv* Lovi im gonna C-Cum!
Romano: *Over Tv* me t-too!
Both: *Over Tv* -Intensely moan-
Chino: Well that was hot!
Emily: Yeah! And I think that's all the time we have for today!
Chino: This is my show! I END IT!*Raises fist*
Emily: *Raises hammer* Wanna go bro?
Chino: Ah im good. Well until next time
Both: Bye!
England: Don't we get to say bye?
Chino: Hell no!
