Author's Note: HEY! Thanks for clicking on this little story here! I've worked Unbelivealbly hard on this story and I know it may seem dull at first but what this really needs is REVIEWS! Yes, I need you to submit truth and dares because if you dont, THIS WILL DIE! or I will have to keep stalling with these lame ToD's I find on the internet so, ENJOY!

Chapter 1

Chino: Hey everyone and welcome truth or Dare Hetalia Style where someone suffers at least once in every Chapter! And my co-Host, Emily!

Emily: *Walks in* what now?

Chino: Nothing I just said your my Co-Host!

Emily: oh right okay

Chino: Okay, what are you eating?

Emily: *Looks in hand* oh its just chocolate!

Chino: Sure...

*Chino Snaps fingers and they both teleport*

Emily: Where are we now? AND WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE!

Chino: *Mumbles* was that really

chocolate?

Emily: Wha?

Chino: Nothing

Emily: So where are we?

Chino: Oh! Glad you asked! This is a different dimension! Here I can make whatever I want happen with the snap of my fingers. Watch. *Snaps fingers and Romano, Italy, Germany, Spain, America, England, and Canada appear suddenly*

All of them: What the-

England: Where are we?

Chino: You are all my enslaved guest for-

All of them: *Finishes sentence* Truth or dare... *They all sigh*

America: Dude seriously again? I've been in so many of these!

Germany: I know Vhat you mean.

Italy: So why are we here?

Chino: *Slaps* I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!

Italy: *Starts crying* Doistu! He hit

me!

Germany: That was uncalled for!

Chino: Sorry, I kinda got carried away...

Emily: Listen people, the sooner you cooperate the sooner you can go do something else.

Chino: So lets get on with it!

Hetalia crew: Groan...

Chino: *Reads off index card* This is for Germany and Italy. Okay. Its a dare and it says "Italy stick your hand down Germanys pants for 25 seconds and see if he gets exited"

Emily: Whoa dude.

Chino: Im just letting people get a taste of what's to come later.

Italy: D-Do I-I have t-to?

Chino: Do you want to be forced?

Italy: N-No... I guess.

Italy walks over to Germany and sticks his hand slowly down into his genital area. Germany closes his eyes in pleasure.

Chino: Oooohh! Looks like something's going on in there!

Emily: I would like a closer look with a video camera!

Chino: *Snaps fingers and Emily is 20 yards away with high tech video camera*

Emily: Mmmmm Yes!

Chino: Okay the 25 seconds are up!

Italy: *Pulls out hand and finds it sticky, very sticky indeed*

Germany: Uh sorry!

Italy: Oh no problem! *Sneaks off to lick hand*

Chino: Um while that's happening, here's a truth, *Reads* okay "America, what is your true weight?"

America: M-My true weight?

Emily: Yea Num-Nuts

America: W-Well

Chino: Spit it out!

America: S-Seven H-Hundred and Sixty S-Seven pounds

Everyone: DAYUM!

Canada: But dude! Your a tooth-pick!

Chino: *Mumbles* Probably with all those god damn burgers you eat.

America: Wha?

Chino: Nothing. Okay so lets move on, dare this time I guess hmm lets see. This one involving America, England and Canada.

America/Canada/England: *All look between each other in fright.*

Chino: *Reads* Wow all it says Is to clean up dog crap

America/Canada/England: Huh?

Chino: Yeah...

Emily: Okay then

Chino: *Snaps and Three dogs appears and they crap*

Emily: CHOCOLATES! *Runs up and picks up dog crap*

Chino: *Mumbles* I knew it wasn't chocolate.

Emily: THIS IS SO GOOD!

Chino: Okay um moving on. Now this round we are doing Double Truth or Dare.

Emily: So what does that mean?

Chino: It means you need to shut the hell up and let me finish!

Emily: Issues much

Chino: *Not paying attention* Okay so like we pick a pairing and ask them a truth and a Dare.

Emily: So who's the Pair-

Chino: *Raises hand* Don't push ME! Anyway, the pairing will be Romano and Spain!

Romano: What you Bastard!

Spain: Awww, Lovi.

Chino: Okay, so Spain. Is Romano good in bed and who's the Seme and Uke of the relationship.

Romano: *Death Glare at Chino* B-B-Bast-

Spain: Lovi. He is defiantly good in bed. Now Lovi may be aggressive but im defiantly the Seme of the relationship. I have let him try it out at times but I feel like I can do it better.

Romano: a-ast-tard!

Emily: Whoa dude.

Chino: *Slaps* DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!

Emily: Stop hitting me! * Chucks dog shit and it lands on Chino's Face*

Chino: Gross! *Runs to nearest bathroom*

Emily: While he dealing with his issues about chocolate, lets move on. The next pairing, Prussia and Germany.

Prussia: We aren't really a pairing just a hook-up.

Emily: Well doesn't it kinda weird you out that you are brothers.

Prussia: Well we aren't blood brothers so its perfectly fine!

Germany: *Facepalm*

Emily: So um Truth. Is it true that Germany is actually holy Rome?

Prussia: Um well you see um...

Germany: WHAT! IS IT THAT BOY THAT ITALY ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?

Prussia: Um its true. After that, I passed rumors saying that French idiot killed him.

France: So IT WAS YOU!

Prussia: Um, yes you idiot

France: *Chases Prussia*

Emily: While they settle that lets move on to the dares. Spain, Romano. I dare you guys to do it in a room and let us videotape you.

Spain/Romano: Wha?

Emily: Just go!

Spain: *Drags Romano into bathroom that randomly appeared*

Emily: Lets see he- WHOA!

Chino: *Returns* Im ba- WHOA WHAT IS GOING ON?

Emily: Just a dare where Spain and Romano do it.

Chino: I wanna see this!

Everyone: *Watch's over tv as spain waste no time dominating Romano. They are already doing it and its getting messy.*

Spain: *Over Tv* Lovi im gonna C-Cum!

Romano: *Over Tv* me t-too!

Both: *Over Tv* -Intensely moan-

Chino: Well that was hot!

Emily: Yeah! And I think that's all the time we have for today!

Chino: This is my show! I END IT!*Raises fist*

Emily: *Raises hammer* Wanna go bro?

Chino: Ah im good. Well until next time

Both: Bye!

England: Don't we get to say bye?

Chino: Hell no!