Loki stared into space racking his mind for a plan, a trick, anything to help him take over this miserable planet.

"Excuse me have you decided what to order yet sir," the waitress asked. Who was this human to interupt me while I'm thinking Loki thought. Oh well I'll have to wait to punish her until I defeat my brother and gain complete control of this world. Loki took a glance at the outdoor cafe's menu.

"I think I will have the mango parfait please," he replied to the waiting waitress.

"Is that all?"

"Yes, now will you leave me alone," Loki waved a hand at the woman. The woman turned at walked away at a brisk pace toward the cafe entrance.

I'll never understand what Thor finds attractive about these mortal woman Loki thought letting his thoughts wander. A sudden sound causes him off guard, and he quickly focuses his attention toward the sound.

"Stop it Mr. I earned that money it's not yours." A girl with red hair is standing at the street corner holding a guitar. A man stands in front of her waving a twenty dollar bill in the air.

"What does a stupid street performer going to with this kind of cash. I'll just take it off your hands for girly," the man sneered.

What a nasty display of cowardness this is why humans are so inferior to us Gods.

"You know what Mr. I'll let you have that money I don't want to waste any of my life on a jerk like you who probably still lives with his mother."

"Sir your parfait." Loki's attention was brought back to the waitress from earlier. He stared at the thing called a parfait he had randomly picked to splendor of it almost comparable to the deserts in the Asguard. He picked up his spoon and reached to taste this new food.

"Move it," the red haired woman bumped into his table causing the parfait to fall to the ground with a shatter of glass.

"You better run you little brat you'll pay for insulting me," the man from early was chasing after as she made a run for it. Loki filled with rage who were these human trash to bother him while he was eating. He stood and grabbed the man who was passing him as he chased the girl.

"Grovel on the ground you human trash. How dare you incur the wrath of a God," Loki said staring straight into the man's eyes. The man slowly dropped to his knees his eyes blank and dead.

"Wow, thanks for the save, but what did you do to him?" The girl was now standing behind Loki. "Anyway I'm sorry about you desert, but I promise to make it up to you."

"And how do you suppose to clench my thirst for revenge for this misdeed against a God."

"Well I'll pay you for the parfait and I'll give you a personal performance from me Hiedi Hetly."

"So thou art a bard very well entertain me, and if I am pleased with your performance I will pardon my grievances against you."

"Okay but before I start you really need to learn how to talk normally."

"Sing wrench," commanded Loki losing his patience.