Draco Malfoy and The Valentine's Dance.
Note: in the beginning, Draco is already slightly drunk, so his true colors are already showing.
"I hate all this Red and Pink Rubbish. Where's the black? The Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen, eh? Now THOSE are the colors I think of when I'M in love." Draco Malfoy slurred out to no one in particular, he was wobbling through the dancing crowd in the Middle of The Great Hall.
Someone called out, "Probobly because those are the colors of your sheets, right Draco?"
Draco spun around lazily, "Whoozere? Where EVER you are, you are one BRILLIANT lad, you know that? Just brilliant." Draco continued to mutter to himself.
Draco stopped, "Now, What's that lad doing up there? He's quite cute if I may say so myself. That perfect white hair, Billowing green robes…. Hey! I've just GOT to ask him where he gets his hair dye! It looks magnificent!"
The other white haired lad was wobbling around, quite drunk himself. He was amusing himself by looking in a mirror.
"Oh yeeeeeeeees, My dear Draco, How did you ever get such fiiiiiiiiiiiiine white hair? MOST people would call it BLONDE you know, but This is not your AVERAGE blonde! Nooooooo, nothing average for our dear Draco, now, Is there?" the young lad said to the mirror.
"Excuse me. I say, please turn around so I can talk to you! I just got to ask you about your hair!" Draco said, prodding the other white haired lad on the shoulder.
The white hair lad turned around and gasped, "Well I say! You know who you look JUST LIKE?"
Draco shook his head and tried to look over the lad's shoulder and into the mirror to check, "No… not really… who?"
"That Man! There! That one right there! The one that appears in the window there when I stand in front of it!"
"You don't say!" Draco said, "I think I'd quite like to meet this fellow!"
"Well that's the question , isn't it? He won't talk! He only mimics me! Says whatever I say, doesn't he?"
"Well how odd! Say, I think I'd like to give this fellow a stern talking to. Do you think I might have a go at the window?"
The lad nodded, "Be my guest."
Draco stepped in front of the mirror, and continued to 'give the lad in the window a stern talking too.'
About 10 minutes later, Draco stepped away from the mirror, and turned to the young white haired lad.
"Well, I don't think he'll be arousing anymore trouble from now on."
"Oh yes, thank you. Whatever would I have done without you?"
"Truthfully, I have no clue whatsoever."
"Whatever can I do to repay you?"
Draco grinned, what a sucker, "Well, first off, you can tell me just WHERE you get that fine hair dye."
"My hair dye? Of course! Madam Malkins of course! I think she uses it for robe dye, but I just snatch some once every year, and the stuff works like a charm!"
Draco looked appalled, "I thought I was the only one who did that!"
The young lad grinned, "Great minds think alike, ain't it?"
Draco shook his head, "You're a great lad, you know that? You just remind me so much of my magnificent self! I'd hate it if some lad or lady came and swept you up! I think I'd quite like to have you all for myself!"
The lad grinned, "I was just thinking the same thing!"
"Up for a long snog?"
"what? Here in the Great Hall in front of everyone?"
"I want to show you off!"
"al right!"
but not even 15 feet away…
Ginny And Harry collapsed against the wall.( in laughter of course!)
"ginny! Your evil! Splitting his personalities like that! Giving them seperate bodies!"
Ginny snorted(during her laughter) and turned to Harry, "As you can see, I don't think His personalities differ by much. But I won. I've always told you that Draco Malfoy would snog himself senseless if he had the chance."
An: so, how'd you like it? Was it stupid? Or brilliant? I quite liked it myself.
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Emma
