It was Merry Walrus Eve Eve (I got that from a radio station) when Blizzard, Lorna, Sydmull, Jangrah and Roofhowse gathered together. 'We all know tomorrow is a special day but does anyone know why?' asked Jangrah. An awkward silence descended on her friends with only Lorna raising her flipper like a little kid at school and Blizzard whispering to Sydmull 'Don't look now but you just sat on my pizza'. Sydmull looked shocked and ran out screaming. 'Buddy, I was just kidding.' bellowed Blizzard as he saw the aqua penguin leave and disappear. Does he not remember what I told him on Halloween? Roofhowse thought to himself. Lorna bounced on the spot as if she needed to use the bathroom which made Jangrah impulsively point to her. 'It's the day Roofhowse joined our group' Lorna blurted. Jangrah gave her a thumbs up as you couldn't hear anything over Jangrah's neighbours blasting out music. 'One moment' Jangrah said before climbing on her couch. She poked her head out the window and shouted at the top of her lungs 'HEY STOP THAT MUSIC! I'M TRYING TO SPEAK!'.
'Sorry' the neighbour apologized and turned his music down. 'Well that was extremely loud' complained Jangrah, turning to her friends. Roofhowse shrugged and explained 'I've heard louder'. Jangrah nodded and was about to continue when Blizzard said 'Yeah, Fumbles has always been a good one'. Roofhowse angrily turned to him and spoke through his teeth. 'We've been trough this a million times, it's not Fumbles it's Roofhowse. Could you be more sensible next time?' is what he said. Blizzard rolled his eyes and said 'Sure thing Fumble'. Roofhowse gave Blizzard the most angry look he could give. How often do you see him angry? wondered Jangrah before saying 'In honour of this event, Roofhowse has offered to share his life story'. Everyone made a comment on it:
'If by 'I offered' you mean 'you forced' then yes' commented Roofhowse.
'This sounds very interesting' complimented Lorna.
'Ha ha, who would want to hear a boring story like THAT?' laughed Blizzard.
'Can I come in?' asked Sydmull.
Jangrah turned to Sydmull and said 'Yes but Lorna will catch you up on everything before Roof-'. 'I heard and I think I got ear-hole cancer from your shouting' said Sydmull, sitting down beside Lorna. Blizzard chuckled and Roofhowse slowly stood up. He stood in front of his friends and began his story.
Hope here.
Note: Jangrah, Sydmull, Blizzard and Lorna will be making comments on parts of the story.
Let's get this backstory started.
I was born sometime in March 1997, I don't know the date but my twin who had a photographic memory could tell you. Trust me, she knows all the ingredients in the banana back at home. It's pretty weird how they add sugar when bananas already have a lot of sugar which is why we never bought them because my parents...we'll get to that later. (Sydmull: I'd like to meet that twin)
My twin and I were very close growing up despite her hatred of boys. It's all because of her (Sydmull: Her? Your twin's a girl? Hatred of boys? On second thoughts I don't want to meet her) shorter leg. She is in a wheelchair or on crutches (Lorna: the poor thing) and she has anxiety. I remember she once or twice wouldn't come out of the school bathrooms for a whole day. I also have 2 older brothers, 1 older sister and 1 deceased little sister. At nighttime we would dance to my twin's music that was always up at 100% (Jangrah: like my neighbours here).
We were going to be separated but we were holding hands too much that my biological parents had to put up in the smae adoption home. Sadly, we were adopted my two different people but by luck we fate brought us back together when we were 12. My sister and I hardly spoke to each other because of being away for so long but then we started to get to know each other (Blizzard: -snores-) more.
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The chapters will get longer as the story goes on.
