The Vampire Slayer Meets Charmed
One day, looking for vampires walking in the grave yard, Buffy heard a noise. She looked around hoping to find a vampire. Oddly, no vampire was there. Then she checked to see around the tombstone next to her, nothing. "Oh. You're in the mausoleum." She walked in the mausoleum and she saw a woman battling a demon. "Watch out!" screamed the woman a ball of fire "who are you?" asked Buffy. "Who do you think I am? I'm a charmed one!"
"No I mean what's your name?" asked Buffy again. "Phoebe". The demon fired another fire ball. "Are you going to kill me or just wait around for another demon to get in here and kill you?" said the demon. "Suck on your toenails and bite your lip" said Buffy impatiently. "Wait! I have a spell!" said phoebe excited. "The power of two will set us free the power of two will set us free!" the enchanted. But still the demon didn't die. Buffy stabbed him in the heart with a steak. "You do that with vampire's smart butt!" snapped phoebe. Obviously Buffy needed to catch up with her demon work.
It assumed that the other two charmed ones came in the mausoleum. "OMG phoebe, didn't we tell you to stay out of trouble!" said the older looking one. "Well as the youngest charmed one I wanted to get in some trouble! It's not like I meant to do this! Get your facts right!" before Buffy knew it she saw the charmed ones fighting their mouths off! The demon escaped and Buffy thought to herself "how do these girls ever get the job done?" "Well we still get along" said the middle one. Obviously the middle child could hear thoughts. "Piper!" We told you not to use magic on mortals!" "Well she's right in front of me!"
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A demon walked into the room and killed phoebe. "This sucks" said Buffy "I really wanted to date her!" Angel had just walked in, in time to hear Buffy admit that she was attracted to phoebe. "I thought we were going to meet in my bed tonight!" "Well I kind of wanted to go in bed with phoebe." Buffy replied. "Phoebe also woke up from the dead in time to hear Buffy say that. "You are the gayest person I have met!' "My bed or your bed? Well my bed is comfier." Said phoebe. "Whoa! I thought we were just killing a demon not having our sister die and figure out that the vampire slayer is gay!" said the oldest one Prue. "Well, if I get my facts right we are the ones going to die in 5,4,3,2,1!" immediately the charmed ones died and buffy and angel walked to the nearest bed at the neighbors. 'that was the weirdest day of my life!" "I know" said angel.
THE END
