Disclaimer: All the characters belong to J.K.Rowling, but the plot belongs to me!
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One morning, Ron woke up with a start. He ran over to Harry's bed and said, panicking, 'Harry, wake up, I just had the weirdest dream!'
'Go 'way', said Harry and flicked his hand in an action to get rid of Ron. He accidently hit Ron in the eye.
'What did you do that for?' shouted Ron, and slapped Harry on the cheek. 'Uh!' screamed Harry, as he pushed Ron aside to find his glasses, so that he could aim when he next hit Ron. Ron fell on the floor and shouted, 'You are SUCH a loser!' Meanwhile, the other boys in the dormitory were waking up, wondering what the noise was about. Ron stood up.
Harry launched himself at Ron, ready to punch his face, but Ron neatly stepped aside and Harry ran into the wall and fell flat on the floor. Neville, Dean and Seamus found this quite amusing and started to laugh. Ron yelled, 'What are you laughin' at?' He marched over to them and pulled Neville's hair. Neville started to cry and Ron got bored with that, so he kicked Dean on the shin and kneed Seamus in the privates.
Suddenly Seamus wasn't smiling any more. Instead he was clutching his privates in agony, and Dean wasn't too happy either. He was hopping around holding his shin.
Ron hadn't noticed that Harry was creeping up behind him with a saucepan (who knows where he got that from :). Ron was feeling very proud of his victory when Harry hit him on the head and knocked him out.
So then Harry was feeling proud of his victory, but hadn't noticed that Neville had recovered from his previous hair-pulling. Neville was creeping up behind Harry with a wooden spoon and suddenly Harry felt a pain on his butttocks. Yes, Neville had hit him on the bum with the wooden spoon! *gasp*, *shock*, *horror*
So Neville was feeling proud of HIS victory. Meanwhile... Ron was having another one of his 'weird dreams'. He was with Hermione, alone in his dormitory. He had his hand on her knee, which he quite liked, and she had her hand on his bum, which again, he quite liked. Hermione said, 'Oh Ron, you have such a cute butt,' and stared dreamily into his eyes. She leant towards him, their lips touched...
'Oh my GOD!' Ron shouted. He had just woken up from being knocked out by Harry. The others were all staring at him, their jaws wide open. They had stopped fighting to watch Ron rubbing his body against the floor and kissing his pillow.
'What are you looking at?' shouted Ron. Harry, Neville, Seamus and Dean burst out laughing, practically falling over, with tears streaming down their faces. They tried to tell Ron what he had been doing but couldn't get the words out.
'Well u see Ron,' Seamus said, trying to control himself, 'You were, er...' He couldn't say it. Seamus fell on the floor, rolling around.
Just then Voldemort came in to the dorm and pinched all their noses. They all fell asleep and Voldie was very pissed off so he marched out the room and slammed the door behind him. They all had very 'weird dreams'...
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One morning, Ron woke up with a start. He ran over to Harry's bed and said, panicking, 'Harry, wake up, I just had the weirdest dream!'
'Go 'way', said Harry and flicked his hand in an action to get rid of Ron. He accidently hit Ron in the eye.
'What did you do that for?' shouted Ron, and slapped Harry on the cheek. 'Uh!' screamed Harry, as he pushed Ron aside to find his glasses, so that he could aim when he next hit Ron. Ron fell on the floor and shouted, 'You are SUCH a loser!' Meanwhile, the other boys in the dormitory were waking up, wondering what the noise was about. Ron stood up.
Harry launched himself at Ron, ready to punch his face, but Ron neatly stepped aside and Harry ran into the wall and fell flat on the floor. Neville, Dean and Seamus found this quite amusing and started to laugh. Ron yelled, 'What are you laughin' at?' He marched over to them and pulled Neville's hair. Neville started to cry and Ron got bored with that, so he kicked Dean on the shin and kneed Seamus in the privates.
Suddenly Seamus wasn't smiling any more. Instead he was clutching his privates in agony, and Dean wasn't too happy either. He was hopping around holding his shin.
Ron hadn't noticed that Harry was creeping up behind him with a saucepan (who knows where he got that from :). Ron was feeling very proud of his victory when Harry hit him on the head and knocked him out.
So then Harry was feeling proud of his victory, but hadn't noticed that Neville had recovered from his previous hair-pulling. Neville was creeping up behind Harry with a wooden spoon and suddenly Harry felt a pain on his butttocks. Yes, Neville had hit him on the bum with the wooden spoon! *gasp*, *shock*, *horror*
So Neville was feeling proud of HIS victory. Meanwhile... Ron was having another one of his 'weird dreams'. He was with Hermione, alone in his dormitory. He had his hand on her knee, which he quite liked, and she had her hand on his bum, which again, he quite liked. Hermione said, 'Oh Ron, you have such a cute butt,' and stared dreamily into his eyes. She leant towards him, their lips touched...
'Oh my GOD!' Ron shouted. He had just woken up from being knocked out by Harry. The others were all staring at him, their jaws wide open. They had stopped fighting to watch Ron rubbing his body against the floor and kissing his pillow.
'What are you looking at?' shouted Ron. Harry, Neville, Seamus and Dean burst out laughing, practically falling over, with tears streaming down their faces. They tried to tell Ron what he had been doing but couldn't get the words out.
'Well u see Ron,' Seamus said, trying to control himself, 'You were, er...' He couldn't say it. Seamus fell on the floor, rolling around.
Just then Voldemort came in to the dorm and pinched all their noses. They all fell asleep and Voldie was very pissed off so he marched out the room and slammed the door behind him. They all had very 'weird dreams'...
