J hi there! So… this is a Broadway Musical… MAXIMUM RIDE STYLE! Oooookay then! FORWARDNESS! (btw, this chapter is going to take place in Virginia but not when they are staying with Anne. It is after the 4th book. It might be in other places later on, but not right now).
Disclaimer: I own neither the characters nor the songs.
Claimer: I own the plot, however. Now awaaaay we gooo!

Fang's POV
Okay, so I was just sitting there, right? Just minding my own business, and thinking quietly about the things I love in life. Psh! Yeah right! Okay, so I was mostly just thinking about Max. But tell anyone and you're dead. Remember, it's your head on the line, not mine! Well, anyways, so like I was saying I was just sitting there on the floor of the cafeteria when I got the strange urge to sing. I know, right! Yeah, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but, I sort of do have a good voice. But I would never sing in front of anyone. Not even Max! And she's my best friend… and (again, if you tell anyone your head will be dead*some Dr. Suessicalness!* ) the love of my life! But like I was saying, again –seriously! Since when do I talk to myself this much? –I felt the strange urge to break out into song, like I just had to express my feelings in music. Suddenly a swarm of girls –wait… not just any girls! Max, Lissa, Nudge, Angel, Tess, and some other girls –came pouring out of the doors in old fashioned looking dresses. Instruments started to play around me, but as I looked around the café, no one was seen playing. I got up and the girls surrounded me. They shoved me into a stall with a suit and made me change; but at least they had the decency to let me change on my own… As soon as I opened the stall door they pulled me out by my tie and sat me down in front of a vanity, all the while the instrumentals gained volume and momentum. They greased up my hair into an Elvis-type hair do and sprayed so much hairspray on it that I finally realized why our mission was to save the world from Global Warming. They stood me up and pushed me through the door and up onto a stage. There, the whole school was in front of me, and Max and the others were on the stage. I looked to my left and saw Lissa and Tess, along with Lissa's posse. Quickly I turned away with a look clearly drawn onto my face. I faced my right and my emotions relaxed as I saw Max, Nudge, and Angel. They gave me reassuring smiles and Max mouthed, 'You have to start singing in T minus 5 seconds.' I gulped and looked at the crowd. But the strangest thing was that the words flowed out of my mouth like it was something I sang everyday. I grabbed the microphone and just let it come out.

Hey little girl with the cash to burn
The girls starting singing a chorus of doo doo doo doo's and swayed their hips.
Well I'm selling something you won't return. More doo-ing.
Hey little girl take me off the shelf. More swaying, and such.
Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself.
Their last chorus of doo-ing proceeded here.
Once you browse through the whole section.
Shake those hips in my direction.

The crowd was hopping around to the music and started doing the hand jive. Wow.

Prettiest package you never did see
Take me home then unwrap me
Shop around little darling

I've got to be the Ladies' choice

Ladies' Choice

The ladies' choice I finished the first chorus and the crowd was really enjoying themselves by the looks of it. Hey little girl looking for a sale (Doo doo doo doo) Test drive this American male (Doo doo doo doo) It's going to take cash to fill my tank (Doo doo doo doo) So let's crack open your piggy bank (Doo doo doo doo) Hey little girl going window shopping I got something traffic stopping I walked a little to my right to where Max and the others were. By time I started singing again, I was standing next to her, singing to her, looking in her eyes. Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice The ladies' choice There was an instrumental break here so I looked out to the crowd and smiled. The music in the background queued me in to scream, Wow! I slid on my knees down the stage towards the audience. I got up and continued the song. Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree Oh, hey little girl listen to my plea I come with a lifetime guarantee One day maybe we'll find a baby makes three It's the ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice I'm the ladies' choice...

At the end of my song the girls surrounded me but one girl's reaction shocked me the most. Max pushed through the group and leapt onto me. She placed her lips on mine and let's just say that at that moment I was glad to be the Ladies' choice. J