The Volturi Family

Well it's a long story short. But we'll make it work.

"Jane dear, go fetch me some breakfast will you?" said aro greedily. "Of course honey!" Jane was already out the door. Bella came in. "Daddy, what's for breakfast? Asian or Hispanic?" Bella was starving since yesterday afternoon. "Honey, don't get your hopes up! Probably just Caucasian unfortunately today. Jane's hunting this time" replied aro. "Why couldn't it have been James? He always gets the good stuff!" Bella went off. "Thank you dear." Said James.

A few minutes later Jane came back with three Caucasians. "Of course! The simple weak kind!" snarled Bella. "Oh they were the first ones I could find! And anyway, I thought you were the one starving!" Jane snapped. Aro heard footsteps. "Oh Edward! So nice to come out of your room for the morning!" aro said happy to have another family member in the room. "Well I thought I would come see my little snuggly bunny!" he replied. "Oh you're so nice! Too bad I'm gonna half to kill you tomorrow!" sobbed Bella. "Why are you killing me?" said Edward. "Well, let's put it this way. I'M HUNGRY!" replied Bella.

The next day Edward woke up. Well I can't say that because he wasn't alive. He did wake up though, in case you're wondering or worried. He just wasn't on earth anymore. But on the bright side there are two things! Bella wasn't starving and you just listened to a great story! Please review to it!