Hello I am naruto and you… Rasengan!

Naruto woke uped and started saying "I will be hokage one day" as he steped out of his clothes into the chunnin exams and punched neji like an uppercut. Sasuke looked at naruto with anger and was running away yelling "ha ha ha! You are a loser but you are better than me and I am not strong enough to be playin ninja with you!" The sakura fell over and started crying then got up and punched the evil man in the face, in her head she was thinking about sasuke. Naruto and Shalimaru had a big fight then rock lee was crying at gai because he is a girl and loves crying, in the mean time gaara was crying at a little boy because he was also a girl and no one liked him, naruto liked gaara and they were friends again.

Nagato killed jaraiya in the back with his nagato buddies and jaraiya got back up and shot his toad in the mouth with his finger leaving a message on his back saying "I r dead naruto, u must be Owesum nd save earth frm evils hand" and died again and then nagato laughed and got killed by naruto. Kakashi then jumped out of no where and nagato killed him because he hated icha icha so much that it kept his sheep awake at night.

Rock lee was awesome but gaara didn't like him so he killed his arm when naruto went to got find the fifth hokage so that she could be fifth hokage but she was drink and didn't want to, orochi decided to kill naruto but fith hokage scratched her head and healing came out with a boom and the naruto did rasengan against chidori and the two were friends again, they went home to enjoy some quiet before the exploded and killed everyone,.

When naruto woke up after he went to sleep he loved sakura and she punched him and the hospital said "oh no its naruto again" and threw him out back, he had four tails and killed orochi but orochi was still alive. Ten Ten had her paper and she made flying knives go poof everywhere but naruto was like "KageBushin-no jutsu! And did a rasengan but then was hit on ground but he had his 2 tails and went really fast like rock lee and saved the evil hands again.

Sasuke killed his brother and started reminiscing on the past episodes where he was like "I must kill my brother because he is itachi and I hate him so he must die then I can restore my clans account because he put it in debt and I hate him!" After he had finished reminiscing tobi said " am madara" and the audience were like "WHAT!!!1 XP" and he was happy again.

I don't own naruto, I love it though.

I was bored and was talking this type of story over with my friend a while back but only just got around to reading it.

Enjoy!

(it supposed to be stupid, aho)