Twilight Rewritten

Summary: Link and Midna get some help from another world – unfortunately, said help often appears to be more than a little insane.

Pairing(s): Midna/Link

Genre(s): Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure

Ocs:

Project Link – Definitely the most insane, tends to push her luck quite a bit, an odd sense of humor and often competes with Midna for bossiness. Half-Twili. (Looks take after Twili side) 16. "PL", "Link"

Poison Girl – Youngest, hyperest, prefers short range attacks, tends to provide a distraction, maybe a bit over-protected, but has a good sense of humor. Hylian. 13. "Poison", "PoiPoi", "Poi"

DM – Second-eldest, quite likely the smartest, tends to go along with Project Link's plans and/or add onto them, calmest of the lot. Twili. 17. No nicknames.

Sinspiration – The eldest, fairly evil, tends to come up with the original plan or plot with Project Link, has an odd sense of humor as well, main attacker, Project Link's only rival when it comes to insanity. Twili. 17. "Sinspire", "Sinny", "Sin"

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Midna: Remind me why I'm even letting you do this?

PL: Because I dodge every time you try to slap me now!

Link: Lemme guess, Eric is sleeping on this one.

PL: Yes, thank the gods above, below, and within.

Link: Oooohkay. PL doesn't own LoZ, thank the gods, but she does own Project Link. Poison Girl, DM, and Sinspiration own themselves.

PL: Hi bubbies and sis!

Midna: PLEASE tell me you're joking. You're all siblings?

PL: Well, kinda sorta not really… Here, y'all cut to the story while I explain this to these two!

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The girl sat quietly on a bench, her mid-back length black hair gathered into a loose, sloppy bun on the back of her head, her CD player on, and a blank look across her features. She and her friends were going to meet up at the park today, and she was a few minutes early. She yawned suddenly, and intelligence and will reappeared in the pale depths of her eyes – well, mostly pale. Around the iris of each of her eyes was a darker blue ring, almost dark enough to be called black, which surrounded the icy blue depths of the rest. She appeared calm. A male with dark brown hair sat down next to her on the bench.

"Hey Link."

"Hey DM." She turned the CD player off, and pulled the earphones out. They grinned at each other. "I thought ya never did anything on time."

"I'm allowed to make exceptions!" He laughed at that, which made her laugh. A bouncy, bubbly girl quite a bit younger than both, but sharing the black hair of the first appeared, flopping down on the bench between them.

"Hi!"

"Hey Poison." The first two replied, grinning at their younger friend.

"Convinced yer mom to letcha come huh?" Project Link asked. The girl had a mid-western accent, which tended to surprise people who'd never heard her speak.

"Yep!" The three talked companionably for a while, not noticing the white-haired male sneaking up behind them.

"Boo!" With yelps, the three fell off the bench, PL shoving herself backwards and off the end, DM falling to one side, and Poison falling off onto her face.

"Sinny! That's not nice!" PL scolded. The white-haired male laughed in reply, leaning down and giving her a hand up, then picking Poison up easily, sitting down with the girls to either side. DM relocated himself to PL's other side, and the four grinned at each other again. "Soooo, what's everyone been up to then?!" PL asked, holding her hands out in a questioning gesture.

"Beat the new Twilight Princess game!" DM replied, grinning. The four looked at each other, grins spreading across all their features.

"Well, since it's a wee bit cold out, why don't we all go and play it then?" They looked at Sinspire, not expecting that from him, but all of them agreed it was a good idea and after a few moments of getting their stuff and calling their parents, they headed off to DM's house, intending to have a fun time watching each other do good or loose horribly.

Little did they know that a pair of intelligent red eyes were watching their every move, perhaps relieved to have the four together finally… this would be much easier than dragging each of them off one at a time, and cause less panic to boot…

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Link: So let me get this strait. You guys are online siblings, but there's no blood relation whatsoever.

PL: Pretty much, yeah.

Midna: Humans are strange…

Link: Yeah, I agree.

PL: -smiles- Thanks guys!

Link, Midna: That wasn't a complement!

PL: Ja, und?

Midna: Speak English woman!

PL: Nein!

Midna: -eyes narrow- Grrr…

-Dust cloud fight ensues-

Link: -edges away from dust cloud fight- Uh, please review, you'll get a Midna plushie if you do! Constructive criticism only, all flamers will be turned over to Midna. And if PL gets three or more reviews she'll post the results of the fight!

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Additional Note: I'm not sure how often this will update, as it's mostly when the inspiration for another chapter takes me. And expect it to be more like connected short stories than as traditional chapters. X3 My writing style's kinda funky.