The Death of Disney
It was another day in undeserved luxury with Hannah Montana. But it was also the last day on earth to many haters delight! The "Wizards" or so we call it were saving their wands for the next generation. The little "cruise" ship was sailing by the sharks with little Zach Martin who was extremely drunk! He jumped off the boat while wearing nothing but his shoes. "Big and bad" Aaron Stone was planning to save the world but got eaten by giant robots that obviously with no brain were smarter than a person. The JO-hoes were recording a new hit single when the radio shot out knifes and killed every one of them. Then a hobo came by and swiped there wallets. Meanwhile, while Hannah Montana was waiting to go in the recording room nobody came out so she just went in planning thing s to do with there corpses because she had a feeling she was next and didn't want to die virgin. Then Robby ray came in, in the middle of her masterpiece and shot her. The Russo's' were being attacked by harry potter producers 'cause they were mad that they had stolen all their ideas. They got a hold of their wands and did some magic to turn them in to warts on donkey butts. Then they murdered the donkeys. Little rich London Tipton was shopping (no surprise) and then she ran in to bailey. And they fought over a pair of shoes until the shoes tore themselves apart and hit them both in the heart. Demi Lovato was singing a song then suddenly a smart and intelligent person walked up. They pulled up a gun planning to shoot themselves but then got another idea. He handed it to Demi Lovato and showed all her song reviews and then she shot herself. Later, Robby Ray dropped a bomb on the Hannah Montana set but didn't think to run away so he blew up too. Raven and her friends got trapped in a video game and kept dying from the retarded people using them. Cory was making all their pay checks and he drowned in the money. But that wasn't painful enough so we resurrected him and then what did we do to him? We brought Jason Earles back to life and they fought a battle to the vowels and they both died. All the people in the Kim possible show were killed 'because for once they didn't win. The other characters from sonny with a chance got so happy without Demi they thought they had too much fun with beer and got alcohol poisoning. Phineas and Pherb created an invention that they stupidly set to "Destroy the world" and everybody else in Disney history died including themselves.
Afterword:
And the C.E.O. shook hands with satin and satin said, "glad to have you back!"
