yazoo's milkshake (oneshot)

this is what happens when you are called yazoo and you are datinga completely childish idiot who happens to have a fairly similar friend and they both happen to like singing childish songs anastasia(oc) x yazoo. mild violence, comedy and childish singing. if you have any requests i'd be happy to write some oneshots for you! ^_^

yazoo(muttering): i must keep calm, i must keep calm, i must keep calm

yazoo had been muttering this to himself for what seemed like hours, when were they going to stop! all through out, yazoo had kept a calm demeanor. But there is only so much a remnant can take

yazoo(thinking): i must not let this get the better of me, i am a mature, responsible adult...albeit a little violent, but all the same responsible.

yazoo's jaw began to tighten and he began to grind his teeth.

If he did something, then it wouldn't completely ruin his image of elegance and maturity

yazoo(thinking): GOD PLEASE NOT ANOTHER ROUND!

"YAZOO'S MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE KIDS TO THE LAKE!"

yazoo:PLEASE! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS IDIOTIC SINGING!

laughter erupted from the two girls that were trailing him around

anastasia:YAZOO'S MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE KIDS TO THE LAKE!

elley: AND HE'S LIKE A MOLESTER

anastasia:DAMN RIGHT, A MOLESTER!

anastasia and elley:nanananana

Elley: WARM IT UP!

elley and anastasia; nanananana

Anastasia:MAKES KIDS DRINK WATER!

anastasia and elley: nanananana

elley:FROM A DIRTY LAKE

elley and anastasia: nanananana

Anastasia: IT TURNS HIM ON!

*smack

yazoo's p.o.v

i know by now that they had crossed the line, the never ending singing had finally broken the ice of my usually calm demeanor and that is why i hit her, so what...i'll do as i like, i could kill if i so wished but that would mean there would be nothing to love.

normal p.o.v

elley:WTF, YOU BITCH. I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SEE!

yazoo just gave a sadistic smile, but it soon dissappeared when a choked sob came from the bundle on the floor.

yazoo took a step towardsthe girl on the floor

elley: TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND I PROMISE I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU!

yazoo took another step

anastasia(whisper):please..don't

another choked sob came from the bundle on the floor

yazoo knelt down by anastasia and grabbed her hand

yazoo pulled the crying girl to his chest and held her there tightly

anastasia:w-(sob) w-why?

yazoo sighed

yazoo:i do it because i love you

anastasia gripped the leather of his clothes and smiled as silent tears streamed down her cheeks

anastasia: then i'm glad that it's because you love me.

LATER

elley: i can't believe what that bastard did to you, how can you stay with such a weirdo!

anastasia(jokingly):you're one to talk, you're going out with a perverted, chain-smoking alcholic who flirts with just about every girl in sight!

elley sighed

elley: i know...but i love him

anastasia:then you can understand why i stay with yazoo

elley(jokingly): haha we have such bad taste in men!

anastasia:i know!...but they're still really hot! lol

elley: you got that right!

anastasia: umm. hey elley do you want another round of singing?

elley:i wouldn't miss it for the world!

And the two girls went off to find reno

i'm sure he'd appreciate their singing more