DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

Narrator: Right now our Naruto Co. are at Naruto's house celebrating the love holiday: Valentine's Day!!!

Ino: Er...who hired you anyways???

Narrator: I...don't know...

Ino: I'll give you 5 dollars if you get outta my face...

Narrator: Hey! That's 5 more than what I'm making now!!! *Gets out of Ino's face*

Chapter 1: Would You Be My Valentine?

Sakura: *Goes up to Sasuke* Uhm...Sasuke-kun? Here...*Hands him box of chocolate*

Sasuke: Thanks...

Sakura: *Goes up to Naruto* Oh, and you....here...*hands him a present wrapped in orange gift wrapper with blue ribbons*

Naruto: Wow! For me?!

Sakura: Yah...

Naruto: *Opens it carefully* I'm not gonna ruin it...*grins*

Sakura: Uhm...yah...*Goes away*

§ 3 Hours later §

Sakura: *Comes back*

Naruto: *Only opened 1/16 of it*

Sakura: You're still not done opening the damn thing?!

Naruto: No...I'm afraid I'll...*RRRIIIIIIPPPPP* KYA!!! *Runs around and screams like a girl*

Sakura: Eh?

Naruto: I RIPPED IT!!! *Cries and whines*

Sakura: I don't really give a damn if you rip it!!! *Takes it and tears it apart*

Naruto: Wow! It's chocolates!!!

Sakura: Yeah...

Ino: Shika-kun! *Jumps on him* *Hands him box of chocolate*

Shikamaru: //Damn women...too troublesome...//

Kiba: *Comes out running* AAH! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!

Neji: You gave her a box of chocolate!!! *Points at the box of chocolate that says 'Please Be My Valentine' (Aww!!) *

Kiba: So?!

Neji: NO BACKTALK!!! BYAKUGAN! *Looks at the box of chocolate* =.= 0.0 WHAT IS THIS?! COCONUT FILLING?! My favorite!!! *Eats it all like crazy*

Hinata: *Comes out* Uhm...N-neji-san...leave Kiba-kun alone...

Kiba: Yes, please!!!

Neji: Fine...*All chocolate gone*

Hinata: W-was...that my...chocolate?

Kiba: Yeah...I'm sorry he ate it all...

Hinata: KYA!!! *Fire in her eyes* MY CHOCOLATE!!! YOU ATE IT ALL DAMMIT!!!

Neji: AAH!!! CALM DOWN, HINATA-SAMA!!!

Kiba: W-what happened to the nice, shy Hinata??

Hinata: *Drags Neji into a closet* *Beats him up*

Neji: AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams in pain*

Hinata: *Comes out* Ahem...*Turns back to the nice and shy Hinata* Sorry, Kiba-kun...I become serious when it comes to chocolate...*Smiles nervously*

Kiba: Uh...yeah...

*****

So...Whatcha think? I think it was funny but I still need your opinion...R&R!!! Muwaz~~~

Next chapter: April Fools' Day

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