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Narrator: Right now our Naruto Co. are at Naruto's house celebrating the love holiday: Valentine's Day!!!
Ino: Er...who hired you anyways???
Narrator: I...don't know...
Ino: I'll give you 5 dollars if you get outta my face...
Narrator: Hey! That's 5 more than what I'm making now!!! *Gets out of Ino's face*
Chapter 1: Would You Be My Valentine?
Sakura: *Goes up to Sasuke* Uhm...Sasuke-kun? Here...*Hands him box of chocolate*
Sasuke: Thanks...
Sakura: *Goes up to Naruto* Oh, and you....here...*hands him a present wrapped in orange gift wrapper with blue ribbons*
Naruto: Wow! For me?!
Sakura: Yah...
Naruto: *Opens it carefully* I'm not gonna ruin it...*grins*
Sakura: Uhm...yah...*Goes away*
§ 3 Hours later §
Sakura: *Comes back*
Naruto: *Only opened 1/16 of it*
Sakura: You're still not done opening the damn thing?!
Naruto: No...I'm afraid I'll...*RRRIIIIIIPPPPP* KYA!!! *Runs around and screams like a girl*
Sakura: Eh?
Naruto: I RIPPED IT!!! *Cries and whines*
Sakura: I don't really give a damn if you rip it!!! *Takes it and tears it apart*
Naruto: Wow! It's chocolates!!!
Sakura: Yeah...
Ino: Shika-kun! *Jumps on him* *Hands him box of chocolate*
Shikamaru: //Damn women...too troublesome...//
Kiba: *Comes out running* AAH! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!
Neji: You gave her a box of chocolate!!! *Points at the box of chocolate that says 'Please Be My Valentine' (Aww!!) *
Kiba: So?!
Neji: NO BACKTALK!!! BYAKUGAN! *Looks at the box of chocolate* =.= 0.0 WHAT IS THIS?! COCONUT FILLING?! My favorite!!! *Eats it all like crazy*
Hinata: *Comes out* Uhm...N-neji-san...leave Kiba-kun alone...
Kiba: Yes, please!!!
Neji: Fine...*All chocolate gone*
Hinata: W-was...that my...chocolate?
Kiba: Yeah...I'm sorry he ate it all...
Hinata: KYA!!! *Fire in her eyes* MY CHOCOLATE!!! YOU ATE IT ALL DAMMIT!!!
Neji: AAH!!! CALM DOWN, HINATA-SAMA!!!
Kiba: W-what happened to the nice, shy Hinata??
Hinata: *Drags Neji into a closet* *Beats him up*
Neji: AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams in pain*
Hinata: *Comes out* Ahem...*Turns back to the nice and shy Hinata* Sorry, Kiba-kun...I become serious when it comes to chocolate...*Smiles nervously*
Kiba: Uh...yeah...
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So...Whatcha think? I think it was funny but I still need your opinion...R&R!!! Muwaz~~~
Next chapter: April Fools' Day
~*~Karin-chan37~*~
Narrator: Right now our Naruto Co. are at Naruto's house celebrating the love holiday: Valentine's Day!!!
Ino: Er...who hired you anyways???
Narrator: I...don't know...
Ino: I'll give you 5 dollars if you get outta my face...
Narrator: Hey! That's 5 more than what I'm making now!!! *Gets out of Ino's face*
Chapter 1: Would You Be My Valentine?
Sakura: *Goes up to Sasuke* Uhm...Sasuke-kun? Here...*Hands him box of chocolate*
Sasuke: Thanks...
Sakura: *Goes up to Naruto* Oh, and you....here...*hands him a present wrapped in orange gift wrapper with blue ribbons*
Naruto: Wow! For me?!
Sakura: Yah...
Naruto: *Opens it carefully* I'm not gonna ruin it...*grins*
Sakura: Uhm...yah...*Goes away*
§ 3 Hours later §
Sakura: *Comes back*
Naruto: *Only opened 1/16 of it*
Sakura: You're still not done opening the damn thing?!
Naruto: No...I'm afraid I'll...*RRRIIIIIIPPPPP* KYA!!! *Runs around and screams like a girl*
Sakura: Eh?
Naruto: I RIPPED IT!!! *Cries and whines*
Sakura: I don't really give a damn if you rip it!!! *Takes it and tears it apart*
Naruto: Wow! It's chocolates!!!
Sakura: Yeah...
Ino: Shika-kun! *Jumps on him* *Hands him box of chocolate*
Shikamaru: //Damn women...too troublesome...//
Kiba: *Comes out running* AAH! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!
Neji: You gave her a box of chocolate!!! *Points at the box of chocolate that says 'Please Be My Valentine' (Aww!!) *
Kiba: So?!
Neji: NO BACKTALK!!! BYAKUGAN! *Looks at the box of chocolate* =.= 0.0 WHAT IS THIS?! COCONUT FILLING?! My favorite!!! *Eats it all like crazy*
Hinata: *Comes out* Uhm...N-neji-san...leave Kiba-kun alone...
Kiba: Yes, please!!!
Neji: Fine...*All chocolate gone*
Hinata: W-was...that my...chocolate?
Kiba: Yeah...I'm sorry he ate it all...
Hinata: KYA!!! *Fire in her eyes* MY CHOCOLATE!!! YOU ATE IT ALL DAMMIT!!!
Neji: AAH!!! CALM DOWN, HINATA-SAMA!!!
Kiba: W-what happened to the nice, shy Hinata??
Hinata: *Drags Neji into a closet* *Beats him up*
Neji: AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams in pain*
Hinata: *Comes out* Ahem...*Turns back to the nice and shy Hinata* Sorry, Kiba-kun...I become serious when it comes to chocolate...*Smiles nervously*
Kiba: Uh...yeah...
*****
So...Whatcha think? I think it was funny but I still need your opinion...R&R!!! Muwaz~~~
Next chapter: April Fools' Day
~*~Karin-chan37~*~
