Disclaimer: I don't own Roswell. Other characters are copyright themselves.

Setting: Roswell, NM
What's happening: Ella and Maria are at The Crashdown, Ella is typing on her fanfic writing laptop and Maria is on break.

Ella: OK, you all seriously need a new attitude. You do realize that this show has been called Wusswell, right?

Maria: What do you mean?

Ella: I love this show, but I must admit that it could be much more interesting.

Maria: More interesting, huh?

Ella: Yes, for example, more Alex. He is cool. More band stuff. Less Max and Liz or they just need to get back together.

Maria: I've been saying that for so long, but of course, he loves her, he doesn't, it's very annoying.

Ella: I agree. So that can be our first order of business.

Maria: But what about Tess? Liz had said something about them having to be together or the world ends…stuff like that.

Ella: Not to worry, she just needs to stay in town. Plus she's falling for Kyle.

Maria: Tess and Kyle. Ew.

Ella: I know. Disgusting. We also need to fix things with you and Michael.

Maria: What is that suppose to mean?

Ella: Pick a boyfriend for crying out loud, Brody or Michael.

Maria: Huh?

Ella: Screw it, we're going with Michael. Brody's going away already.

Maria: I am going out with Michael.

Ella: Well now your going to act like it.

::Liz walks over to table::

Liz: Maria, your break's over. Would you like anything?

Ella: Another Mountain Dew would be fine.

Liz: Okay. Maria, you can get it. ::starts to walk off::

Ella: Oh no you don't. I need to do some work. Sit down.

Liz: O…K… ::sits down::

Max: ::comes into the restaurant::

Liz: MAX! What are you doing here?

Max: I just came to see you. I can't stand this anymore. I love you, Liz.

Liz: I know…I love you too.

Instant Message from Mercury: EW. THIS SUCKS. I CAN'T BELIVE YOU ARE WRITING THIS MUSHY CRAP.

IM response from Ella: DEAL WITH IT! YOU DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW, SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO SEE THESE 2 COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND STUFF AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

IM Mercury: FINE. END THIS SCENE QUICKLY.

Max: We can't do anything though. I'm destined to be with Tess. We can't control out destinies.

Ella: Huh? That's not what you're suppose today! Stupid Roswell writers! They're messing up my plans!

Roswell writers: It's not us!

Ella: Well then what is it?

::Michael and Isabel enter in hopes that Ella can get them to figure it out::

Ella: This wasn't your doing was it?

Michael: No.

Ella: Then why would Max say that?

Isabel: He wouldn't, he's too in love with Liz.

Ella: Who would do it? Tess would…but how could she get on the laptop

::Ella looks down at keys that are typing themselves. This fanfic is no longer under her control.::

Ella: What a bunch of crap. I still control what I say.

::Grabs laptop::

::Laptop moves away::

::Grabs laptop again::

::Laptop moves away again::

::Grabs laptop and puts a force field around it that cannot be penetrated by anything except for her::

::Force field is penetrated::

Ella: You can't do that. It's a contradiction.

::Force field is NOT penetrated::

Ella: Tess, knock it off.

Tess: ::whines:: But I'M suppose to be with Max! It's destiny!

Ella: Well destiny sucks.

Tess: But…

Ella: You're not here anymore.

::Tess disappears::

Ella: Let's see, where was I? ::deletes the line Max said about destiny and does and instant replay::

Liz: I know…I love you too.

Instant Message from Mercury: EW. THIS STILL SUCKS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE WRITING THIS MUSHY CRAP. AGAIN.

IM response from Ella: I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF.

IM Mercury: FINE. RE-END THIS SCENE QUICKLY.

Max: Forget destiny. We'll run away together.

Maria: Whoa there. Ease up buddy.

Ella: Don't worry, it's not happening.

Liz: ::smiling that smile that Max is obsessed with:: Run away? We can't do that, Max. We're only in high school.

Max: We'll elope.

Liz: ::seriously:: No. We won't elope.

Max: ::worried:: What do you mean?

Liz: Well…um…

Maria: Elope? At 17? Ew.

Liz: Exactly. At least let us get out of high school. But just because we're not married doesn't mean there's nothing we can do about being in love.

::they kiss::

Maria: Finally! Now Liz, aren't you…Liz?

::they are still kissing::

Maria: Make them stop, I want to talk to Liz.

Ella: ::bangs keys:: I can't. Stupid Roswell writers!

Roswell writers: IT'S NOT US!

Ella: YES IT IS! You always make kissing scenes way to long, this is your fault, now the character do it automatically!

Roswell writer: Well, when you put it that way…

Ella: It's out of my hands. I'm making everything else happen much faster, scene drag outs are getting dull.

::Alex enters::

Isabel: ::surprised:: Alex! What are you doing here?

Alex: Honestly, I don't know. But I do know that I want to see you.

Isabel: Really?

Michael: ::whispered:: Spare me.

Alex: Why don't we go around back and talk or something?

Isabel: Um, yeah, talk or something. ::they both leave::

Maria: Well, that's great. Now what do we do?

IM from Mercury: MAKE OUT WITH ME, MICHAEL!

IM from Ella: YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS, YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO ADD YOUR COMMENTARY.

IM from Mira: CAN I ADD COMMENTARY?

IM Ella: NO. IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE SHOW, YOU CAN'T ADD ANYTHING.

IM Mira: FINE. DIGIMON COMMENTARY IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING ANYWAY.

Maria: Digimon commentary? Mercury wants to make out with Micheal? What the hell is going on?

Ella: No comment. This fic is over. Bye.

The End

Sux, I know. Makes not sense, no plot. It was interesting to write, though. See ya, please review.