We're Stripping the Gundam Boys!

Quatre: You're...what?

[[Lemme get the disclaimer out! Then I'll explain.]]

Disclaimer: I don't ow-

Wufei: ONNA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

[[DAMNIT! JUST LET ME WRITE THE DAMN DISCLAIMER!!]]

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam W-

Heero: Omae o korosu.

[[::fuming:: Would...you...let...me...write...the...damn...DISCLAIMER!??!]]

-people shut up-

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Win-

Duo: NOOO!!! NOT THIS!!!

[[THAT'S IT!!! ISABELLE!!]]

-people shut up because they know what Isabelle can do with her-err...Heero's laptop-

Wufei: weak...onnas...

Disclaimer(again): I don't own Gundam Wing.

[[Finally!]]

Duo: ::jabs a finger at the author:: Just WHAT are you doing?

[[*evil grin* See, Z100 had this thing a long time ago called "We're stripping the Backstreet Boys." They'd take a piece of clothing from the Backstreet Boys and give it off on air.

Trowa: //.?

[[I nu we're not a radio station. So, I'm auctioning it off. If a reader wants to be the one who recieves the item, she/he has to write which peice of clothing she/he wants in a review and the reason behind it. I'll pick the best reason.]]

Wufei: THAT'S INJUSTICE!!

[[::ignores him:: Isabelle, would you read the list?]]

Isabelle: *wicked grin* Let's see... ::skims the paper:: Heero's spandex...

Heero: ::eyes bulge out:: ...what??...

Isabelle: -.-; He's not gonna give up his treasured spandex...

Duo: Hmm...Heero, you have a mission.

Heero: Nani?

Duo: You must give away your spandex.

Heero: Mission...accepted. ::begins taking off his spandex::

Duo: NO! YOU IDIOT! NOT NOW!!

-everyone else covers their eyes-

Duo: x.o

Heero: Okay...

Isabelle: Uhhh...continuing...Duo's stirrups.

Duo: WHAT?!?! I'm not giving away my prized stirrups.

Trowa: //.x

Duo: My hips? No, they're just filled with air.

Isabelle: Too bad.

-people stare at her-

Isabelle: NO! I didn't mean that! I meant, too bad Duo has to give away his stirrups! Not about his hips!!! ::sigh:: Anyway, Trowa's tight jeans...

Trowa: //.x

Wufei: Onna, do you have this thing for pants?

[[Actually, it was that or Trowa's hair. But we figured we had to go through Quatre in zero-system mode if we'd shave Trowa. And I don't think the fangirls would be too happy.]]

Isabelle: Quatre's pink vest.

-silence-

Quatre: ::wails:: My vest... ::goes into zero-system mode:: MWAHAHAHA!! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY PRECIOUS VEST!!!

Heero: Trowa...you know what to do...

Trowa: ::nods:: ::pretends to die:: //.X

Quatre: ::snaps out of it:: ::runs to Trowa:: No, Trowa, DON'T DIE!! I'M SO SORRY I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU!!

Trowa: //.o

Quatre: Oh...you're not dead...

Isabelle: And last of all...Wufei's pink boxers...

-silence-

-Maxwell lasts about two seconds before falling over and laughing his ass off-

Wufei: WHAT!??! MY PINK BOXERS?!?!

Quatre: O.O Wufei...I never knew you had pink boxers...

[[Sally told me.]]

-suddenly, Maxwell stops laughing. Everyone becomes very quiet-

Duo: Err...Wufei, one question...

Wufei: What?

Duo: How, exactly, does Sally know what color your boxers are?

-the rest of this part must be cencored-

[[::sweatdrops::]]

Isabelle: ^^; Anyway, remember to review and tell which piece of clothing you would like, and your reason. We(or I) can only choose five winners and the reason better be good because stripping the Gundam Boys is suicidal.