It all started with a normal day, the usual way in konoha,Tsunade was doing paperwork,Shino was busy collecting bugs,Choji was scarfing down,and Naruto was....wait he's not Ichiraku....apparently he's in the middle of a bitchfight between Hinata and Sakura in an alleyway again.

Both kunoichi were in a 'tug-of-war' over everybody's favourite blond, well it just goes to show being a foxy boy will always get you into tormenting bitchfights,over and over again. "Let go you bitch! I saw him first!" screamed Hinata whose not stammering for once "No effing way shitface! He had a crush on me first!"retorted Sakura.

"Well you have the sluttiest of hair!"

"Well you're the bitch of hyuugas!"

"If I'm a bitch then you're a rapist of a bitch!"

"Wtf! I'm no lesbian! Why do you think I'm fighting over a sex toy....er I mean boy!

"Stop it!"shouted Naruto,stopping the fight before it reached the ears of little kids passing by"I think I'll confess my love in song."Upon hearing this,both girls let go as Naruto pulls out a microphone and summons a toad with a speaker on it's belly plays as Naruto sings.

'A one woman's man is what I wanna be, stay by her side soooooo faithfully'

'I wish I could but it just wouldn't do'

'cause there's two perfect girls for me'

'Hahaha, all right!'

'Hinata, oh Hinata

'Sakura, oh Sakura'

'A one woman's man is what I wanna be, but there's two perfect girls for me'

Sakura and Hinata had an awkward look on their face, but the look changed to heart shaped eyes when Naruto shifts his sparkling blue eyes on them. And on with the song......

'Hinata Hyuuga, oh can't you see'

'That you can faint in my arms all day when you're free'

'Oh my jacket-cladded beauty'

'You're byakugan eyes are hypnotizing me'

'But before we can become to-san and ka-san'

'I met this pink-haired girl named Sakura-Chan!'

'Sakura, my favourite medical-nin'

'I wanna see your face even if it takes self-injurin'

'The cause of my injuries are bleak'

'When I try to kiss you my bones became weak'

'I really wanna make you mine'

'When I have the time'

'But why I'm so in love?(why he's so in love?)'

'With a Hyuuga(a Hyuuga)'

'Named Hinata!?'

'Hahaha all right swing it!'

'Okay I've had it, enough is enough(enough is enough)'

'I gotta pick one no matter how tough'

'It's time for eenie-meenie-minnie-mo'

'But wait a second!(wait a second)'

Naruto sung as he pointed at Shion in the audience that has suddenly crowded the alleyway.

'What's her name?I just gotta know, I just gotta know!'

'Hianta, oh Hinata'

'Sakura, oh Sakura'

'A one woman's man is what I wanna be but there's one, no two, no three, four, five, six, seven perfect girls for me'

'WHOOOOOOOOOOO!' sung Naruto as ended the song with the crowd going wild."So Sakura and Hinata, what do you think?"asked Naruto, but instead of answering, the two girls sang in unison"Womanizer,womanizer, oh womanizer baby..........

THE END