disclaimer: i do not own twilight ok got it good
I'm going to something different( or maby not) im going to tell you about twilight got it. and no not like. omg i love this stuff vampires are cool and goth and SCREW IT.
ok twilight is a good book but to much drama to much love there's no no blood and that makes it really suckish. and guess what
VAMPIRES DONT SPARKL
vampires do not sparkle. they do not sparkle. they dont f'n sparkle. they are not disco balls. ok maby gay vampires sparkle but still its gay and dumb and very stakerish.
there are like no good characters. there are only two Alice and Renesme. and alice is barlly there and renesme only comes up at the end.
edward is a over dramatic hypicritical sparkling gay SPARKLING basterd. hes a basturd.
bella swan. bella swan. beautiful swan. do you feel natuse i kind of dramatic person blah blah blah. she dosnt even know edward and shes like owe hes handsom owe hes a vampire. look shiny. shes sexest and stupid and and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
jacob black i hated him from the start. then he made me hate him even more because he falles for bella then ditches her then when he comes back he expects her to come back with open armes and guess what she does shes week willed and has no iner then he calls renesme nessie.
then bella made jacob into a stalker childmolester
The family does nothing there just there only alice does stuff. she has to make prodiction and tell them about it. and when edwardo goes all suicidle. she has to stay with that winnie brat. dont you feel sorry for her i do.
som of this belongs to tprinces. now click joe because he wants to die stab his heart because he likes it thx^,..,^
