Stroking his beard with those artistic fingers Khaled hears "he's countering our attack move out!" Our olive skinned god raises his brows in dismay. "Where is that echoing coming from?" Content with his lazy search which consisted of gazing around the room once he reaches for his soggy, succulent, brown on the outside, squishy on the inside, large and thick burrito . The man takes a bite. A yellow flash burns bright in front of him slashing strands of hair from his beard. "Who dis thot doe?" Khaled thoughtfully asks his inner self. Suddenly a boy materializes in front of him with wide, carefully spaced, midst of a starless night, lost in a deep abyss, black hole hued and evil soul colored whiskers. Among these perfectly etched, scar-like, chicken scratch symbols upon his cheeks this boy had blue eyes, banana hair and pinkish skin I guess? With his cigarette –esque, epitome of old age and youth hitting puberty with the fun mixture of a bird and meow mash spoke a voice "that monstrosity of a beard man has haunted me more than kurama did in the old days as a member of the village it is my duty to bring peace to those who live here. Now you look fresh AF believe it! I can see you and killer B slaying tonight. "

Our Ol' DJ looks vainly into a reflective clear shin- (this is me the side character mirror, im just gonna stop the insane amount of detail that was about to go into describing me I'm really not that important – in fact if it weren't for my cameo in this story I probably woulda shattered myself under Khaleds fat ass- that's how useless I am- you know if im gonna die I might as well have khaleds wife sit on me you feel me man?my name is Vladimir the mirror if anyone cared) .

Khaled liked this hair cut so much he said "anotha one," but our home boi Naruto comes back with " ey I got bitches to fuck mayne this ain't the only bush I'm trimming tonight you nawa I mean mayne im talkin hinata tata ttebayo!" Khaled looks knowingly at his new buddy and just nods. Naruto left as fast as he came but left a note *always glad to help a homey out yo* Khaled sheds a single tear and despite years of sedentary living he gets up and pledges to be the best shinobi any god damn person has seen he knows what the key to success opens now.