A/N: Here is yet another idea that couldn't just stay in my head. Seriously, this is my fourth story, now.

*Sigh*

Anyway, this was inspired by one-shots made by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever. This person made four one-shots involving "Bad News" Barrett. If you wanna check them out, here are the titles:

Bad News for Geoff (Wrestling/Total Drama crossover)

Scarah Gets Some Bad News (Wrestling/Monster High)

Bad News For A Happy Apple (Wrestling/Ever After High)

Shawn Meets Bad News Barrett! (Wrestling/Total Drama crossover)

Whether or not you've seen or even heard of certain franchises doesn't really matter. "Bad News" Barrett is hilarious in these one-shots.

Shout out to UltimateWarriorFan4Ever for letting me do this, as well as letting me use the cover image from one of the one-shots.

Without further ado, here is my first crossover story. The first RWBY/Wrestling (or Wrestling/RWBY?) crossover.


Disclamer: RWBY is Monty's, always had been, always will be. WWE and its wrestlers are owned by Vince McMahon.


Chapter 1: Ruby Rose


Ruby Rose was currently in the forge area of Beacon Academy, making slight adjustments to her weapon, Crescent Rose, or as she likes to call it, her "sweetheart", while humming a little tune to herself.

She really liked how things were going in her life right now. She was attending her dream school (having got in two years early), she had a great partner and friend, Weiss Schnee (who could be a little cold at times, but is actually a nice person), and she was the leader of her team, Team RWBY (the "B" being Blake Belladonna and the "Y" being Ruby's half-sister, Yang Xiao Long).

Overall, she was happy.

The happy moment Ruby was having was ruined by a shadow appearing over her. She turned around…

…and found a man looming over her!

"AAAUUUUGGHH!" Ruby yelped in surprise, stumbling back a little.

The man in question was wearing a formal black suit. He was rather tall and well-built, and had a full clean-shaven beard. He was currently smiling evilly at Ruby. She could tell that this guy was bad news…

…as in "Bad News" Barrett.

"Oh, I'm sorry," he said with a thick British accent that was full of sarcasm. "Did I startle you?"

"Oh course you did!" Ruby shouted indignantly.

"Well, too bad Ruby Rose!"

Ruby gave the man a curious look. "How do you know my name?"

"I study a lot, wanker (or is it wankette?)," Barrett replied. "In fact, there was a lot I had to read up on when it comes to this world."

"Oh…wait, was that an insult?!" She paused. "What do you mean this world?"

"Nunya."

Ruby raised an eyebrow. "Nunya what?"

"Nunya damn business."

"Hey!"

Barrett smirked. "Anyway, the name's 'Bad News' Barrett. I came to ask: would you say that you like being a huntress-in-training?"

"Well yeah, duh," Ruby said as though it were common sense. "As a girl, I wanted to be just like those heroes in the books. Someone who fought for what was right and protected people who couldn't protect themselves!"

"That's very nauseating and gut-cringing, Miss Rose," Barrett nodded. "However, I'm afraid I've got some bad news!"

"Wh-what kind of bad news?"

"Bad…really bad. But first." He pulled out a plate of cookies from out of nowhere and placed it on a table. "Here."

Ruby squealed in delight and devoured the cookies at a fast pace. In five seconds flat, all the cookies were gone. She let out a cute burp before wiping her mouth clean.

"That was so~ good! So what did you-?"

Ruby stopped when she realized Barrett was no longer there. When she looked to where she had been working on her weapon, she found that Crescent Rose was no longer there. She gasped, her eyes widening.

Who would dare take her precious "sweetheart"?!

"Ahem!"

She turned towards the sound and found "Bad News" Barrett near an open window…

…with Crescent Rose in his possession!

"The bad news…is that you'll never get to realize your dream of being a huntress!" He waved Crescent Rose in the air. "Especially since your 'sweetheart' is now mine! Thank you very much!" He brought out a gavel and bonked a random student on the head three times ("Hey!"), then raised his arms high and dry in victory before leaping out the window.

A dark aura suddenly enveloped Ruby, her hair covering her eyes. She only had one thought:

He took…my precious!


"Heh, she never saw it coming."

"Bad News" Barrett had made it to the front of the auditorium before stopping to rest. He gave Crescent Rose a look-over.

"Huh, this is lighter than I thought it'd be…makes sense. She didn't look all that strong." He inspected every inch of it. "How the bloody hell do I turn it into its compact form? Can't go running around with it in its scythe form, now can I?"

He found what looked like a button on the handle. "Ah, here we go." He pushed it and the scythe folded into its compact form…nearly cutting off Barrett's hand.

"BLOODY HELL!"

He dropped it in the fear that it could cut his hand off. He inspected his hand to be sure that it was not cut in any way. Glaring at the now compact weapon, he picked it up.

"Why someone would make a scythe that is also a gun is something I'll never understand."

Placing it under his arm, he walked away…

…only to stop when he sensed what felt like a dark aura behind him.

Slowly and fearfully, he turned around and found Ruby was standing there menacingly. He could not see her eyes, due to her hair covering them.

"Give her back," she hissed in a Gollum-like voice.

Barrett gulped audibly. "E-Excuse me?"

"Give me back…my PRECIOUS!"

Yelping in fear, Barrett tossed Crescent Rose at Ruby, who caught it effortlessly. Turning a complete 180 (both figuratively and literally), she cradled the weapon affectionately as though it were a baby.

"There, there, my 'sweetheart'," she said sweetly to Crescent Rose. "Everything's alright now."

Having recovered from his state of fear, Barrett walked towards Ruby. He stopped right behind her, readying his elbow.

"Actually, everything is not alright, Miss Rose."

She turned to glare at him. "And just what do you-?"

POW!

She never got to finish her question, for 'Bad News' Barrett delivered a Bull Hammer to her head, effectively knocking her unconscious.

Barrett knelt down and scoffed at her. "Not so scary now, are you?"

He stood back up and sneered at an unconscious Ruby. "And by the way…I pissed in the batter those cookies were made of. So you just ate piss! Thank you very much!

Barrett took out his gavel and bonked the same random student from earlier on the head three times (Hey!) and raised his arms in victory. He then walked away.

The random student, who was rubbing his head in pain, looked back and forth between the retreating form of "Bad News" Barrett and the unconscious form of Ruby Rose.

"I should probably take her to the infirmary," he finally said.


A/N: Well, here's the first chapter. Also yes, Ruby went all Gollum on Barrett for a moment there.

In case you all say something about Barrett hitting a little girl like that...he trolls, all right. Plus, Ruby has Aura (which Barrett knew since he had done a lot of studying on Remnant), so she's fine...maybe.

I will be going in order, so Weiss is next. That'll be interesting. Not that it's just Team RWBY. There will be others.

Speaking of which, be sure to leave a review on what you think of this story. If you want to know what happens next, be sure to follow and fav this story.

Well, that's all for now. Need to work on my other stories.

LATERS!