Title: When we call Weiss

Title: When we call Weiss

Warnings: Not much…One swear word…is that it?

Category: Humor

Spoilers: NONE

Teaser: The title pretty much explains it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss *sob* and I don't I'll ever will *sob* I'm just borrowing them for a while

When we call WeiB

We (The Anime fans United) decided to call WeiB Kreuz, just to see what will happen, here are the results….

AYA

*ring ring*

Aya: Hello?

Us: Hey, is this Aya from WeiB Kreuz?

Aya: Yeah? And who the F*ck are you?

Hangs up

Yohji

*ring ring*

Yohji: Hello, sexy thang speaking, how may I pleasure you?

Us: Er….hi…. is this Yohji Kudou?

Yohji: yeah, does it turn ya on? Cos, if it does….

We hang up

Ken

*ring ring*

Ken: Yellow?

Us: Hey, is this Hen Hidaka?

Ken: Huh? What? (attempts to reach for bugnuk) Where are those voices coming from? (trips over phone cord) WAIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phone disconnects

Omi

*ring ring*

Omi : KONNICHIWA!!!!!!!!

Us: hey….. is this Omi Tsukiyono?

Omi: Yes, how may I help you ---- KEN, NO. NOT THE PHONE !!!!!!!

Phone disconnects

and that's what's happened….. we now switch on to the weiss kreuz household to find out what they really thought about the phone calls.

THE AFTERMATH

Omi: (looking up from the computer)*in annoyed voice*

Ken, the icepack is in the fridge, go get it yourself!

Ken: well, you wouldn't say that if you had a lump on your forehead. Why did those girls phone me anyway?

Yohji: You too? I can't believe they turned me down, Me, the smart, the beautiful, the sexy Yohji Ku—

Aya: Shut up Yohji ( adds death glare for good measure)

Yohji: (grumbles) Fine…..

Ken: (Gets ready to sit down with ice pack attached to forehead)

Stupid, idiotic, prankcallers…

(sits down into thin air)

AIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_THUD_

Omi: *sweat drop*

THE END

I'm not sure whether to do a Schwarz one.. Should I? Comments are welcome!!!!

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