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Lynx: yaaay a new ficcy!

Moron: Yaaay a new ficcy!

Lynx: o...k

Moron: o...k

Lynx: STOPPIT!!!!!!!

Moron: Mwua...

Lynx: So as you can see we writing a fic together on our new join account...

oh and as in concussions Tai is normal and Sora is NOT! So on with the fic

Reader guy: Whats it about?

Moron: You shall see...

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A day at work

It was June 27th, five seconds left until school was finally over,

(yay do a little dance, get down tonight… da da da). Four… three… two… one…

"SCHOOL'S OUT WOOHOO!" Tai screamed into the empty hallway

(in Sora's ear as well might Lynx add).

"Whoa, I noticed." Sora said with an evil glare in Tai's direction.

~*~

"I'm walking home, I'm walking home after school's out, lalalala!" Sora said, skipping down the

lane.

"You're weird, you know that right." Tai muttered under his breath, "Next thing I know you'll be

doing the chicken dance…"

"Don't tempt me." Sora grinned. "Sooo... wanna see a movie?"

"Okay..." Tai began, "Do you have any money or is it my treat again?"

"I'll ask my mum." Sora moped.

~*~

"MUMMMMYYY!" Sora yelled once she entered her somewhat small apartment house/room/thingy.

(Neighbours near by go O.o)

"Yes dear?" Her mother replied, and then under her breath said; "She better not be asking for

money again..."

"Can I have money for a movie?" Sora asked, "Me and Tai are gonna go see the Hello Kitty movie!"

"What? Hey!" Tai gaped.

"Just kiddingggg!" Sora beamed.

"Ooohhh, so you two ARE dating!" Sora's mom nodded.

"What? No!" Tai said, taken aback.

"Tai... catch!" Sora threw an orange from the counter top at him, "Bulls-eye!" The orange hit

Tai smack on the nose.

"Ow..."

"And the answer to your previous question... ahem," Sora's mom paused for a moment,

"NO! GET A F***ING JOB!"

Tai took a step back, a bewildered look on his face

(note: take a look at an upcoming story called: "Angered moms"

(Lynx's idea, Lynx's work, Lynx's geniusness, Lynx's greatness *gets hit with steel chair*))

"Fine! When you find me a place where I can teach people to do the chicken dance!" Sora yelled

back.

"..." (so generously provided by Tai)

~*~

"I can't believe Joe gave us a job here!" Sora grumbled, while putting on her McDonalds hat.

"I didn't need a job..." Tai said quietly, "Why did you put an application in for me in the

first place?"

"You wanted to see Hello Kitty right?"

"NO!"

"Suuure, suuure."

Suddenly Joe walked in, wearing his manager's uniform (complete with the name tag sticky and the

Hitler hat, haha)

"Quiet down, butt munches!" Joe called, "This is McDonalds, not some out of the box, wild rodeo

Hello Kitty movie!"

"What's with the Hello Kitty stuff!?" Tai growled.

"Shuttup." Joe said, "I'm training you on the till. First of all, the controls." He strode

(geekishly (Lynx so generously provided)) over to the 'controls'.

"Ooh, wow." Tai said blankly.

"Shineeeeeeee..." Sora poked the button.

"DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Joe screamed, jumping back.

Sora and Tai were suddenly blasted with French Fry grease and McFlurry combined.

"Enough of the controls." Joe said after a moment, "Now let's work on you interactive skills,

remember, smiles are free! Go first Sora."

Matt (DIE, says Moron) walked up to the counter.

"Hi, Sora, how's the job goin'?"

"Fine, how may I help you?" Sora asked a bit too enthusiastically, her face cracking into a big

(huge huge huge huge) grin.

"Well, I'm not sure really..." Matt said thoughtfully.

"How about I help you?" Sora said smiling, "Smiles are freeEEEEEE! Would you like one?" Her face

began to break into a smile, which went (literally) from ear to ear.

"..." (So generously provided by Tai)

Matt paused for a moment, then ran away screaming, "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH, SMILIES ARE ATTACKING THE

TOWN! THEY ABDUCTED SORA!"

"Greaaaaaaat." Tai shook his head, "You're gonna scare 'em all away, Sora..."

"Oh yeah!? How 'bout you try it huh! Mr. Bigshot!" Sora yelled in his face.

Izzy walked up to the counter, a weird look on his face after seeing what Matt was doing

(throwing himself into a dumpster to hide).

"How may I help you, Izzy." Tai asked.

"Um... what ever Matt didn't have!" Izzy said after a moment, "He was trying to eat this woman's

poodle."

"Greaaaaaaat." Sora said, another wild smile growing on her face.

Joe grabbed her arm and started pulling her away, leaving Tai to help the customers

(in which he does perfectly) "Why don't I train you in the drive-thru."

~*~

"Okay, Sora, I think you're ready to do the next customer." Joe said, leaving her to it

(for her heart's content).

About five minutes later, there was a deafening crash.

Sora looked out the window, curiously, only to see an extremely beaten up car with a drunk lady

(f-a-t, like this fat (________________________________) (Lynx and Moron burst out laughing) How did she get in the car?) in the front.

"Your building hit my car!" The (f-a-t) woman screamed at Sora from out the cracked

(shattered, broken, etc.) window.

After a moment's hesitation, Sora replied; "Next window please, but in the mean time, have a free

smile!" Ignoring the protests of Joe (who was screaming himself hoarse), her face cracked into another large yet ridiculous smile.

The (f-a-t) lady stared at the hysterical girl for a moment, then screamed; "I'M MELTING!"

"Stupid ass." Tai (could be spelt 'Tia') mumbled under his (her hahaha, Tia) breath.

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Mo(ooooooooooo)ron: Enough for today, shall we?

Lynx: *does the Inuyasha thing* Feh.

Moron: Riiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt…. We shall leave now *cheeks break rooftop (inside joke)*

Lynx: Feh, bye people *mutters under breath: stupid wenches (haha Kagome)*