A/N: Eventually, there will be other scenes from the shows that I use, and it WILL be out of order so don't get all angry. And I do not own any part of Saiyuki or Gravitation….It will be a big jealous party with music, demons, and whatnot. This is kinda like a "what really happened" kinda thing. It was a chaotic idea…and I should never have opened my big mouth to explain this crossover….-_-; Please review anyway. Thanks for any support I receive!
"Ah man, I fricken hate the desert,"the dark brown haired boy complained, squinting at the blazing sun.
"Shut up you stupid monkey!" A red head responded.
"Another beautiful day, eh Sanzo?" The taller, brown haired man cheerfully smiled.
"Tch," the blonde wordlessly sounded, lighting a cigarette, clearly showing his frustration.
"What did you say, you stupid kappa?!"
"Say that again!"
"Goku, Gojyo? Please don't do anything rash." It was too late. Each weapon had already materialized, which usually meant chaos. Originally, the four travelers had ventured out here to hunt down the demon woman who had taken a liking to eating Sanzos for immortality, but it didn't end that way.
Honestly, they expected to fall into her evil lair. Little did our heroes know that underneath of this deadly quicksand was a city…a rather busy and large city…in Japan. "Woah…where the hell is this?" Goku held nyoi-bou out with one hand, standing with one knee bent and the other stretched out to the side.
"I don't think we're West anymore," Hakkai fully stated.
"No shit, Hakkai," Gojyo glanced around, not recognizing any of the surroundings.
"Would you shut up?" Sanzo almost pulled his gun out to shoot everyone, when they noticed a pink haired boy running around, chased by someone who looked simliiar, but with a bright green headband covering his brown hair, wearing a bear/bunny outfit.
"Shuichi, this is fun!" The other boy didn't think so. This definitely was not where they were supposed to be. What the hell was going on?
Goku pinned Shuichi against the wall with nyoi-bou, as Gojyo did the same with Ryuichi. Of course, the two "playmates" stared in shock and surprise, hinting at annoyance and frustration.
"Ow!" They yelled in synch.
"Sanzo, I don't think they're demon." The eighteen year old "monkey" turned his head.
"I've never seen pink hair," the blonde gruffly responded.
"Or such out-dated clothes," Hakkai grinned, in position for a chi attack. "So what exactly is going on?" Normally, the reaction to such twisted happiness was fear, maybe a shiver…the strategy didn't work quite the way it did in the previous towns.
"Pika, pika!" Ryuichi struggled to the chi, eyes sparkling over it being…well…sparkly.
"Hold still, damn kid!" Gojyo couldn't hold much longer.
Sanzo slipped out his gun, aiming at the other kid. "K-san has family members here?! But you seem more Yuki so maybe you're related to Yuki? But if you are related to K…" Shuichi kicked away nyoi-bou, now standing strong on two feet. "I told them already, I have no intention of going to America for music, unless it is with Hiro, Suguru, and Yuki!" He ran inside the building like his life depended on it.
"Wait for me!" Ryuichi effortlessly slid away from the chain, a little disappointed the he couldn't touch the chi, still equally as happy to run after his best friend and rival.
"America, huh? Hey Sanzo, where is America?" Goku honestly didn't know.
"Ask someone else."
"Directions too much for you to handle, Yuki?" Gojyo knowingly teased. A bullet soon came a millimeter away from hitting his head. The sound of the gunshot echoed inside the studio as well, not much cause for alarm. Having K around made them not even think about what was going on, even after a big fiery explosion destroyed the city. The crazy blonde American managed to fix all of it in the end, but still…it was a shot nonetheless.
"Well, we don't know where we are." Hakkai continued to smile.
"N-G Productions," another blonde came into the picture. His outfit was quite feminine, and fluffy.
"N-G Productions?" Goku curiously asked, strangely eyeing the new addition.
"Yes, the music recording studio. Please, come in." Something about him was off. "I'm Tohma Seguchi, by the way." Sanzo stared at him, thinking it was a bad idea, but walked in the direction after much thought. The other three travelers closely followed behind.
