CHicken wing

There is nothing better than a chicken wing now


"WHat is your favourite food, Madoka." Sayaka asked

"Told you not to call me Madoka anymore, silly. It sounds so official and polite." Madok chuckled and slapped Sayaka's arm." Call me Goddess of Lady gaga. Short form just Goddess."

"K goddess."Sayaka rolled her eyes but she realized Madoka is responsible for her pay if not she cant go to the stripclub."Yes , goddess. M' lady. Gaga. So what is your favourite food? i NEED TO tell teh kitchen."

Madoka tapped on her double chin that is transparent. "I like chicken wing."

"Ok." Sayaka nodded and sent the answer of the survey to the kitchen, but suddenly the HIV virus attacked the system and the survey answer goes to earth.

"Sayaka u are fired." Madoka said when she realized the HIV virus entered her vagina too.

"No pls!" Sayaka screamed.

Madoka then sent Sayaka to go be the strip club hostess. Little did the stupid goddesss know it was Sayaka's dream all along.

-Earth-

"Homo." Kyoko frowned and showed Homura her tablet she gotten from the dumpster. Now kids are back to playing yoyo because yoyo means toto and toto means gonna win the $6Million dollar tonight botches

"WHta" Homura asked.

"I received an email from Lady gaga." Kyoko showed the tablet. "It says lady gaga like chicken wing."

"Cool."

"You do know whois lady gaga right?"

Homura sighed. "I'm not retarded. She's my neighbour's dog."

"Yeap. OH yeah happy birthday! Homo." Kyoko pulled out a box out of her pussy and showed it to homura.

Homura sighed. "Is this the $5000 you owed me?"

"No."

"Then i dun want it. I dun have time to refund your trash for cash."

"It's chicken tho." Kyoko tore open the package and it was a drumstick. Kyoko took out the drumstick and showed Homura. "It's time for you to go to madoka."

"Oh." Homura took it.

Light suddenly engulfed hoMURA as she slowly rise, her shadow casting over the floor with sparkles. The sparkles became flames, and as hot air rises, homura shot up like a rocket and into the atmopshere.

-Atmosphere-

"Oh, who do we have here?" Madoka blinked.

The gate opened. Homura stepped up with her butt in flames. But madoka blew it off. SO sexy.

"hoMURa u are here." mADOKA CRIED.

"hAI. i'm here, watashi." Homura showed madoka the drumstick.

Madoka frowned. "I prefer chicken wing."

"Oh." Homura opened her eyes.

"You don't deserve to be here anymore. Homo chan." Madoka then slapped Homura back to earth.

Homura's butt become aflame as she crash the world like meteorite. Butt kyoko was drinking Evian water, and the evian water put out the fire because with how expensive it is, it better have more than one function than just quenching thirst, bitch.

Homura eat her charred drum stick.

Kyoko becme evian ambassador.

Madoka becOME VIP of the sayaka hostess club.

Mami who?

Mami poko pants. Size M.


a/n: oh HELLOW everyone. I am surprised people are still alive. Thank u all